The Official WWE Thread - Part 19

by Onyx Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:58 pm

Part 19.

by RealGunner Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:09 pm

Yohan Modric wrote:Which is why I said it would be a quick fix. If they actually put effort into the show, started booking meaningful storylines and pushing younger talent, then they wouldn't need to worry about selling WM.

Thing is the roster is talented. It's mainly Vince/Triple H who are either lazy or just don't know how to book a compelling show in 2014.

Think they are moving the show away from wrestling. Aiming it more like a general entertainment show.

Can't figure out either tbh

by Onyx Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:57 pm

Imo right now there's too much wrestling. Pointless 6 man tag matches each week with commercials in the middle. Need more storylines and backstage stuff. There's nothing that would make you want to watch the following week. No cliffhangers etc.

They need to use storylines similar to TV shows. Something like TWD maybe. They could have a Bray Wyatt taking over WWE storyline. He starts kidnapping people and keeping them in a secret hideout. He would preach to them and try and convert them. WWE would send cops and officials to search for them etc.

Total Divas is actually a good show because there's actual storylines on it.

Or a storyline where Triple H/Vince get ready to sell the company to a criminal organisation. However Cena isn't happy with the decision because it would upset kids. So instead he prepares to buy a share in WWE to stop them selling it. They set up a meeting between a representative from the criminal organisation and Cena, but he gets attacked and Nikki Bella gets kidnapped etc.

by RealGunner Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:07 pm

ffs

Would defo watch it not even joking

Stories which have to be settled via a wrestling match :bow:

by Onyx Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:33 pm

TNA ad on WWE site. hmm

The Official WWE Thread - Part 19 Hf38vKw

by M99 Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:28 am

Yohan Modric wrote:Imo right now there's too much wrestling. Pointless 6 man tag matches each week with commercials in the middle. Need more storylines and backstage stuff. There's nothing that would make you want to watch the following week. No cliffhangers etc.

They need to use storylines similar to TV shows. Something like TWD maybe. They could have a Bray Wyatt taking over WWE storyline. He starts kidnapping people and keeping them in a secret hideout. He would preach to them and try and convert them. WWE would send cops and officials to search for them etc.

Total Divas is actually a good show because there's actual storylines on it.

Or a storyline where Triple H/Vince get ready to sell the company to a criminal organisation. However Cena isn't happy with the decision because it would upset kids. So instead he prepares to buy a share in WWE to stop them selling it. They set up a meeting between a representative from the criminal organisation and Cena, but he gets attacked and Nikki Bella gets kidnapped etc.

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by Onyx Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:31 pm

'Master of the WWE universe'. Generic nickname for a generic wrestler. hmm

by Onyx Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:42 pm

Cena had sex with a 300 pound woman. hmm

7:45

by Tomwin Lannister Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:02 pm

by Onyx Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:55 pm

As seen on Monday’s WWE RAW from Chicago, there was a backstage segment with The Authority where Seth Rollins’ Money In the Bank briefcase was vibrating. It was implied that there was a vibrator in the briefcase while Rollins said it was just an electric razor.

The angle was actually a rib on one of the WWE Divas, not Rollins. No word yet on which Diva but the word going around is that one of the Divas was stopped at the airport by TSA when they forgot to take the batteries out of their vibrator. The sex toy was in her carry-on and flagged because of the batteries.

by RealGunner Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:15 pm

lana

by Onyx Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:33 pm

Time for a quick storyline about it. hmm

Tonight on RAW, Rusev is walking backstage, when suddenly he hears a buzzing noise from his locker room. He goes inside and no one is there. He hears it again, looks inside and it's Lana looking all tense. He asks her what's wrong, she suspiciously say's nothing wrong.

Later on in the night, Rollins tells everyone that he stole the vibrator from Cena's locker room. Cena denies it and say's it must be Stephanie's. Later on in the show, we are taken to the locker room area and Cena is seen with a vibrator. From the shower area, out comes a 300 pound women. She lies down and strips naked. Cena uses the vibrator on her.

The following week on RAW, Cena comes out with sunglasses, a shiny party shirt and bottoms similar to Fandango's. He has stubble on his face. As he comes out, 5 fat women walk alongside him. He enters the ring and tells everyone that when he's not working, he's picking up fat chicks and playing with them. So from now on, he will do that live on RAW. From now on, we are entering the porn era. u c4n't jizz me, w0rd lyfe!!!!

by Onyx Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:38 am

Kurt Angle has been spotted in New York earlier today. This could mean nothing as he has a scheduled interview today but is worth noting that he looked like he was trying to get into the building as if he didnt want to be seen.

by Onyx Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:40 am

Roman Reigns was interviewed at Ringside Fest by Sam Roberts yesterday. Despite net reports to the contrary, he will not be doing a taped promo and will be at Raw tomorrow night in Brooklyn, NY.

by Onyx Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:42 am

"It's worth noting that The Rock is currently in New York City. There's been no word that he will be at tonight's RAW in Brooklyn but it's interesting that the two sides are in New York City at the same time."

It appears Christian and WWE Hall of Famer Edge will be appearing on tonight's live RAW from Brooklyn to hype their SmackDown Week special on the WWE Network. This has not been confirmed by WWE yet and they could be arriving to the WWE studios.

Edge did mention on Twitter that they will not be live on the SmackDown 15 special this Friday night.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:00 am

Rock was meeting with Time Warner who have their offices in NY.

Does make me laugh that conclusions are always jumped to when famous people are seen in public though, especially when footballers are concerned. rofl