Re: Januzaj takes girl out to Nando's

by B-Mac Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:38 am

Lex wrote:Most regular football fans have no idea who Jumanji is or what he looks like............how the f*ck did this Melissa know??

probably read his dating profile hmm

by B-Mac Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:38 am

this has it's own thread now :bow:

by RealGunner Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:43 am

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be-y3cPIcAAP4tM.jpg

Props to Januzaj tbh. Nandos seems her level.

by Kaladin Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:47 am

I would take a girl to Nando's tbh, that double chicken breast burger :bow:

by VendettaRed07 Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:52 am

AAHAHAHAHAh....

LEGEND.

by Jonathan28 Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:09 am

I hope to god that he was trolling otherwise this is ridiculous. Mum dropped him off? Turned up in trackies? Home at 9pm? GTFO.

Even if she is a very obvious gold digger, he should have just banged her and never called again. Don't turn down sex Jumanji.

by The Franchise Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:10 am

£18 on Nando's....chick should be thankful ffs.

That place has the most overpriced and overrated food in history.

by Lex Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:12 am

GTFO Francs

Nandos is the Messi of fast food ffs

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:13 am

Jonathan28 wrote:I hope to god that he was trolling otherwise this is ridiculous. Mum dropped him off? Turned up in trackies? Home at 9pm? GTFO.

Even if she is a very obvious gold digger, he should have just banged her and never called again. Don't turn down sex Jumanji.

Exactly, if this was a normal guy that people knew here, he'd have the piss ripped out of him for all of this. I find it hard to believe he's actually a mastermind trying to see if this random date does indeed want to be the love of his life or not.

He's not a legend because he sucks at dating, wtf is this? Laughing

Being dropped off by his mum though, made me laugh a good bit Proud

by The Franchise Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:16 am

smh

I can rant all day about that place

They be conning people so hard in that place. Their "prego" costs like 8-10 quid....4 euro max in Portugal, sold at gas stops Laughing

What kind of restaurant you have to get up go order at the counter yourself? What next, kill the chicken and cook it too?

by Jonathan28 Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:16 am

The Franchise wrote:£18 on Nando's....chick should be thankful ffs.

That place has the most overpriced and overrated food in history.

The UK version of Nando's sucks, the South African and Botswana branches are the bomb though, they cook the chicken the way it's meant to be cooked. It's not a surprise really, they've had over 20 years to get it right.

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:18 am

Never been to nandos, everybody swears by it here. Would prefer some form of KFC if we're talking 'bout chicken.

by Jonathan28 Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:20 am

Tomwin Lannister wrote:
Jonathan28 wrote:I hope to god that he was trolling otherwise this is ridiculous. Mum dropped him off? Turned up in trackies? Home at 9pm? GTFO.

Even if she is a very obvious gold digger, he should have just banged her and never called again. Don't turn down sex Jumanji.

Exactly, if this was a normal guy that people knew here, he'd have the piss ripped out of him for all of this. I find it hard to believe he's actually a mastermind trying to see if this random date does indeed want to be the love of his life or not.

He's not a legend because he sucks at dating, wtf is this?

Being dropped off by his mum though, made me laugh a good bit

I can forgive the dropped off by his mum thing, not everyone will have a car available to them at all times, but everything else is ridiculous.

by Lex Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:21 am

KFC vs Nandos Laughing

Chicken on a plate vs chicken in a bucket Laughing

by chad4401 Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:26 am

An 18 yr old in this day and age, should know whats what about a lot of things thanks to the internet,etc..., especially as footballer playing for united.

Its obvious he didn't give a bleep and was trolling, then she like a gold digger ran to the papers, instead of keeping composure and try to manipulate the youngster from behind the scenes.

by eelir Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:30 am

Imagine if this turns out to be a publicity/marketing thing?

Jonuzaj is in the news like a troller hip young footballer who does not give a shit about goldiggers, ManU sells his shirts.

The chick gets here pictures and story in newspaper, which can boost her slut career.

Nandos is mentioned all the time, and

The Sun and other journals sell the story.

The four parties got what they wanted.

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:32 am

Illuminati conspiracy Proud

But nah, real men take the women back to their own house and get them to cook a 3 course meal.

by LeSwagg James Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:34 am

LOL what a cheap little shit

by McAgger Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:45 am

So was the girl even good looking?

by RealGunner Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:47 am

McAgger wrote:So was the girl even good looking?

page 2

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:50 am

She'd get it

I'd treat her right, 2 for tuesday dominos and I'll wear my finest jeans and vest

by McAgger Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:51 am

I'd tap that, Jumanji should've taken her to the bathroom stall at Nando's Laughing

by BarrileteCosmico Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:51 am

Nando's just gave Adnan a 50 pound gift card :bow:

the twitters wrote:

Nando's @NandosUK

Hey Adnan, the second date’s on us. (P.S. Maybe ditch the trackies?) #AdNandos
7:18 AM - 27 Jan 2014

by MaraVilla Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:53 am

lol she paid 30 bucks to get her make up done before the date. This girl thought she was going to get driven in a ferrari and eat at a 3 star michelin restaurant Laughing

by CBarca Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:56 am

Deserves the praise he's getting for me, I had a hearty laugh. I don't care if it's inadvertent or not, this is trolling at its very best.

The kid got a golddigger to drive him home at 9PM after they watched X-factor in a 3-star hotel.

Wouldn't surprise me if he turned on Daft Punks "get lucky" as she was driving him home Laughing

, but he only did it because he actually liked the song.

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:03 am

The trolling on the date bit is bad enough, but there's a point where trolling should stop. In the HOTEL ROOM would be the place to stop that Laughing

Maybe he's not ready for the dating game yet.

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