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Post by BarrileteCosmico Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:00 pm

http://www.4dfoot.com/2013/11/17/30-zlatan-ibrahimovic-quotes/

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Post by Casciavit Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:04 pm

All 30 were great, but my favorite has to be the fight between Ibra and Onyewu.

“Onyewu resembled a heavyweight boxer. He was nearly 6ft 5in and weighed over 15 stone, but he couldn’t handle me. He accused me of trash talking, but that wasn’t true. People trash talk me. I’ve heard so much shit over the years: ‘*bleep* gypsy’, stuff about my mum — all that stuff. I retaliate with my body, not with words.

I told Onyewu I did not trash talk, but he just kept on. He shushed me with his finger. Then he did it again. I saw red. I didn’t say anything, not a word. That bastard was going to find out how I trash-talk!

The next time he got the ball in training, I rushed towards him and jumped up with my feet and studs out in front — the worst type of tackle. But he saw me and leapt out of the way. As we both crashed to the ground, my first thought was: ‘Shit! I’ve missed!’ As I got up and walked away I felt a blow to my shoulder. Not a good idea, Oguchi Onyewu.

I headbutted him, and we flew at each other. We wanted to tear each other limb from limb. It was brutal. We were rolling around, punching and kneeing each other. We were crazy and furious — it was like life and death.

Afterwards, the weirdest thing happened. Onyewu started praying to God with tears in his eyes, making the sign of the cross. This felt like a provocation, and I got more furious.

I was stopped by my team-mates, and I suppose that was a good thing. It could have turned out nasty. All the time, I was thinking: ‘Shit, my chest hurts,’ so we had it checked out. I’d broken a rib in the fight.”
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Post by sportsczy Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:09 pm

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Post by BarrileteCosmico Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:09 pm

The FIAT quote didn't even make it to the list Laughing
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Post by sportsczy Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:17 pm

Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter: "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra: "I like it. They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter: "Really? Where?"
Ibra: "It's at the Louvre. You know it as the Mona Lisa. But its real name is Zlatan."

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Post by arabprince Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:37 pm

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

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 rofl :bow: GOAT
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Post by LeVersacci Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:56 pm

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

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lmfaoooooooo rofl :bow: :bow:
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Post by M99 Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:35 pm

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

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BTW I did not know about the Zlatan/Van Der Vaart argument. Interesting stuff.
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Post by Raptorgunner Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:31 am

Not real Quote but close. Laughing 
Zlatan ‘I am the greatest.’

Bendnter ‘No, I am the greatest’

Zlatan ‘You are just the right height for me to roundhouse you in the face’

Bendter ‘Maybe, but I am still the greatest!’
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Post by Winter is Coming Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:00 am

Gay? Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

(After a female reporter asked if he was gay, following the photos of Zlatan and Pique holding hands)

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Post by sportsczy Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:59 pm

I can see why Van Der Vaart was upset btw:

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Post by McLewis Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:30 pm

19) Reporter: “Why do you have scratches on your face?” Zlatan: “Well…I don’t know… you’ll have to ask your wife about that.” wrote:

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Post by Tomwin Lannister Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:32 pm

rofl ffs all of these.
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Post by Saatli Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:34 pm

Actually i dont see why arrogance is applauded

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Post by Rebaño Sagrado Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:32 pm

Corny. Best Zlatan Quotes Smiley-sleep001
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:39 pm

Rebs jelly that no Mexican can match his legendary status in any field sport or otherwise.
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Post by Rebaño Sagrado Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:42 pm

Ring sports>
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Post by zizzle Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:44 pm

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

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this has to be the lamest thing ive read in a while. how people find this funny is beyond me
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Post by Rebaño Sagrado Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:22 pm

zizzle wrote:
sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

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this has to be the lamest thing ive read in a while. how people find this funny is beyond me
fo shizzle.
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Post by Ganso Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:23 pm

20)
Reporter: “Do you have a pet?”
Zlatan: “Yes, [Ajax-reserve goalkeeper] Joey Didulica.”

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Post by gnrfan Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:24 am

"Zlatan Ibrahimović has caused controversy in Sweden after he was quoted suggesting that the country's female footballers should be rewarded with bicycles instead of cars."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."
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Post by LeSwagg James Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:03 am

gnrfan wrote:"Zlatan Ibrahimović has caused controversy in Sweden after he was quoted suggesting that the country's female footballers should be rewarded with bicycles instead of cars."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."

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Post by ExtremistEnigma Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:13 am

gnrfan wrote:"Zlatan Ibrahimović has caused controversy in Sweden after he was quoted suggesting that the country's female footballers should be rewarded with bicycles instead of cars."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."
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Post by sportsczy Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:14 am

Corny humor is often the funniest... So i take it you guys didn't find Holy Grail, Airplane or History of the World funny either.
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Post by Donuts Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:16 am

you know, those movies were good, until they made squeals...
this is ibra's 100th movie and it's getting boring (at least for me now)
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