Re: Summer Transfer Thread

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:44

Thats the thing, if we're willing to spend 50m Euros on Cavani, why not put 20m of that on Lewandowski and see the response.

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:46

In truth, I've slowly been warming to the idea of Gomez over the last few weeks as well, though I wasn't about to let you know that as I enjoy our fights too much :wub:

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:48

I knew you'd come around. :wub:

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:55

Well, he's a poacher which is all we really need up top with the kind of service in the side, he's not such a big name that he'd HAVE to play every week which would be very helpful if, as is looking likely, Lukaku stays back next season, and his goalscoring record is phenomenal.

Oh, and of course the hair :bow:

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:59

Which is why I am surprised we have not launched a bid for him yet.

by lszanto Sat 15 Jun 2013, 02:59

If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:00

Cavani was/is clearly the first choice. If that ends up going nowhere, I suspect they will.

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:03

lszanto wrote:If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.

Yeah, Bender and then a playmaker, would make our pivot like sex.

Shed wrote:Cavani was/is clearly the first choice. If that ends up going nowhere, I suspect they will.

I would hope so.

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:05

Kick wrote:
lszanto wrote:If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.
Yeah, Bender and then a playmaker, would make our pivot like sex.

Is there anything you don't compare to sex? Laughing

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:08

I don't compare sex to sex because sex is sex.

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:10

Anyway, keeping with this theme, should the club manage to pull off Cavani, I'll eradicate all phallic activity for a month.

Come to us, Edi Proud

by lszanto Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:11

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:15

lszanto wrote:11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg

I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky Proud

#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:16

Shed wrote:

Anyway, keeping with this theme, should the club manage to pull off Cavani, I'll eradicate all phallic activity for a month.

Come to us, Edi

lszanto wrote:11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:17

Shed wrote:
lszanto wrote:11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg

I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky

#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender! rofl

I have facial hair right now anyway. Laughing

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:19

Kick wrote:I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

And you believe a word he says?

Laughing

by Shed Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:20

Kick wrote:
Shed wrote:
lszanto wrote:11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg

I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky

#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender!

I have facial hair right now anyway.

You? Facial hair?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rofl

by Kick Sat 15 Jun 2013, 03:22

Shed wrote:
Kick wrote:I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

And you believe a word he says?

I do. We've been over this before.

Shed wrote:
Kick wrote:
Shed wrote:

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg

I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky

#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender!

I have facial hair right now anyway.

You? Facial hair?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA