Re: Summer Transfer Thread

[Kick]

Thats the thing, if we're willing to spend 50m Euros on Cavani, why not put 20m of that on Lewandowski and see the response.

[Shed]

In truth, I've slowly been warming to the idea of Gomez over the last few weeks as well, though I wasn't about to let you know that as I enjoy our fights too much 

[Kick]

I knew you'd come around. 

[Shed]

Well, he's a poacher which is all we really need up top with the kind of service in the side, he's not such a big name that he'd HAVE to play every week which would be very helpful if, as is looking likely, Lukaku stays back next season, and his goalscoring record is phenomenal. 

Oh, and of course the hair 

[Kick]

Which is why I am surprised we have not launched a bid for him yet.

[lszanto]

If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.

[Shed]

Cavani was/is clearly the first choice. If that ends up going nowhere, I suspect they will.

[Kick]

If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.

Yeah, Bender and then a playmaker, would make our pivot like sex.

Cavani was/is clearly the first choice. If that ends up going nowhere, I suspect they will.

I would hope so.

[Shed]

If we sold Mikel and bought Bender I may or may not wet my pants.

Yeah, Bender and then a playmaker, would make our pivot like sex.

Is there anything you don't compare to sex? 

[Kick]

I don't compare sex to sex because sex is sex.

[Shed]

Anyway, keeping with this theme, should the club manage to pull off Cavani, I'll eradicate all phallic activity for a month.



Come to us, Edi 

[lszanto]

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

[Shed]

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg



I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky 


#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

[Kick]

Anyway, keeping with this theme, should the club manage to pull off Cavani, I'll eradicate all phallic activity for a month.



Come to us, Edi 

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

[Kick]

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg



I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky 


#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender! 

I have facial hair right now anyway. 

[Shed]

I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

And you believe a word he says?

[Shed]

11:11, I wish for Lars Bender.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg



I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky 


#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender! 

I have facial hair right now anyway. 

You? Facial hair?


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Kick]

I am wishing.

I don't think it will happen though, Mourinho said there would not be a squad overhaul. I can't see us selling Mikel just to buy Bender.

And you believe a word he says?

I do. We've been over this before.

http://blazingcannons.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/lars-bender-euro-2012-germany.jpg



I've just looked up a picture of Bender and realised he's a dead-ringer for Kicky 


#BenderIN http://lmbbox.com/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb/clap.gif

FFS, I don't look like Bender! 

I have facial hair right now anyway. 

You? Facial hair?


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

It's glorious too. 

[fatman123]

my beard>>>>>yours

[Kick]

Want to have a bread off huh? 

Watch how fast I grow mine! 

[Shed]

my beard>>>>>yours

^ Another sad facial hair-wannabee 

[Shed]

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img224/7995/untitled8gx.jpg



^ Kicky's attempt at "facial hair"

[Kick]

Mine looks so much better than that!

[Shed]

Yea right. #peachfuzzboy

[fatman123]

Kick

Mine looks so much better than that!

Mine looks so much better then yours

[Kick]

I would be willing to post a picture once I have showered. 

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