Re: The Official José Mourinho Thread

by Shed Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:45 am

His deal with Chelsea you pea-brain The Official José Mourinho Thread - Page 22 2276801876

by Kick Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:47 am

Is that a Shampoo company too?

by Shed Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:48 am

Only at Torres' dressing room locker hmm

by Kick Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:51 am

I wonder if Chelsea actually made Shampoo? hmm

by Shed Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:53 am

They will once Laudsy rocks up :coffee:

by Kick Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:56 am

In 5+ years when Jose leaves? Razz

by Shed Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:00 am

Kick wrote:In 5+ months when Jose leaves?

Fixed

by Kick Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:06 am

by Shed Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:04 pm

The Official José Mourinho Thread - Page 22 Tumblr_mrufbmtFAr1ruhh4yo1_1280

As reported by the Mirror and Chelsea TV personnel and red carpet reporter Emma Pollard, Mou will be attending....the One Direction movie premier tonight Shocked

One Direction movie?? Surely this must be a sackable offence....?

by Kick Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:26 am

Pretty sure Laudrup is worse, as he looks like a guy from One Direction :coffee:

by Shed Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:36 pm

Kick wrote:Pretty sure Laudrup is worse, as he looks like a guy from One Direction

Pffft. As if those cocks should be so lucky to have Laudsy in their group :coffee:

by Shed Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:50 pm

José Mourinho says title is a six-team race:
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8879976

"At this moment we cannot speak about two sides, we have to speak about six sides. This is a very difficult league and any one of the six sides can lose points."

"I think we are speaking about six contenders, all good teams, and let's see if any one of the six is good enough to make a real difference and to disappear and to go on to be dominant, or if there will be great balance between the sides until the end."

by Kick Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:28 am

Yeah, at most it's a 3 team race.

by Blue Barrett Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:34 am

José Mourinho: Chelsea's best years are coming
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130823/jose-mourinho-chelsea-interview/?

Very in-depth interview with Mourinho. Great read.

Spoiler:

by Shed Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:31 pm

Blue Barrett wrote:Stealing Shed's shine

Quite the contrary. It's lovely to see someone ELSE contributing to the news reportage in this section for once rather than just letting little old slave Sheddy do it all the bloody time :coffee:

by Soul Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:46 pm

but you do it so well and we all love you for it Heart

by Shed Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:10 pm

Well....when you put it like that.... :wub:

by Kick Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:35 pm

We wouldn't have it any other way, Sheddy.

by Shed Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:55 pm

Spoiler:

by Shed Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:59 am

Jose Mourinho says Manchester United shouldn't be afraid of selling Wayne Rooney to Chelsea:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/wayne-rooney-transfer-jose-mourinho-2216723

Asked if he would sell one of his best players to a rival, Chelsea boss Mourinho replied: "Yes. You see it happen in Italy every season without a problem."

"I don’t know why it doesn’t happen here. I don’t think the old-fashioned mentality of ‘I don’t sell players to the clubs in the same country’ helps the market."

"It doesn’t help the players and sometimes you push players abroad when you should be interested in making sure they play in your league."

"When you keep players in your league, you are contributing to making your league the best. So when you want to sell and you push the players abroad, I think you are giving the wrong contribution to the league.”

"We had Arjen Robben unhappy, we sold him to Real Madrid because he wanted so much to go to Madrid. We had William Gallas unhappy, we sold him to Arsenal."

"I was so sad about Gallas because he was fundamental for us. But he want, he want, he want, he want to go and we couldn’t stop him, so we decided NOT to stop him."

"As you know, in this club it wasn’t an economical problem. The player just wanted to go. Carvalho and Terry were playing central defence all the time and he [Gallas] wanted to be first choice all the time."

"He was playing many matches in a position that wasn’t his best position. He was playing left-back and sometimes Wayne Bridge was playing, so he wasn’t happy.
So we thought it was a fair situation to sell William in the end."

by Kick Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:02 am

by Shed Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:43 pm

Jose Mourinho insists he has never dreamed of becoming Manchester United manager:
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8888381/jose-mourinho-insists-he-has-never-dreamed-of-becoming-manchester-united-manager

"I never have these dreams. I'm focused on my club, I don't think of any other thing. I was always on the touchline at Old Trafford thinking, 'How can I win this match?'"

Dat denial Laughing

by KantLogic Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:48 pm

why would he want to go there anyway

by Blue Barrett Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:07 pm

Why is he in denial? Why would he want to go to United? Didn't he mention even years ago that he'd never manage any English team not named Chelsea? Shed the Laudrup fanboy at it again :coffee:

by Shed Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:09 pm

Mourinho, loyal to ~~Chelsea~~ anyone. Ha. Haha. Don't make me laugh rofl

by Shed Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:26 pm

David Moyes hits back at Jose Mourinho's claim that Manchester United are not worthy champions:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-moyes-dismisses-jose-mourinhos-2222092

He bit. Mission accomplished. :fishing:

It's just too easy with this novice rofl

José will have a field day trolling this rookie every chance he gets rofl

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