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Post by Lex Sat May 18, 2013 3:07 am

Kenwyne Jones smashes up Stoke City team-mate Glenn Whelan's car after pig's head prank backfires

Furious Stoke City striker Kenwyne Jones apparently went on the rampage today after team-mates left the head of a pig in his locker.

Jones failed to find the attempted prank funny and allegedly smashed the windscreen of Glenn Whelan's car with a golf club.
Defender Brek Shea later tweeted an image of a pig's head from what appears to be the club's changing room
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Jones' girlfriend Kissa Abdullah was enraged when she found out, sending out a series of tweets.
"Big men acting like kids a pigs head is not a prank its just disgusting!!!!! Wtf??? I don't get how was that sup 2 be funny!!!! Really???"
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Post by pUsHa Sat May 18, 2013 3:16 am

Messi has no chance against Stoke on a rainy night in the Britannia Pigpen ... Laughing
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Post by Doc Sat May 18, 2013 3:18 am

I agree, that isn't funny at all.
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Post by Guest Sat May 18, 2013 3:33 am

Don't mess with them Trinidadians and/or Tobagonians...they definitely don't play that Razz


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Post by LeSwagg James Sat May 18, 2013 3:46 am

ranDOM 10 wrote:Don't mess with them Trinidadians and/or Tobagonians ...they definitely don't play that Razz

They're 'bout dat life
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Post by Casciavit Sat May 18, 2013 3:52 am

Doc wrote:I agree, that isn't funny at all.
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Post by Be/\/ceCALI Sat May 18, 2013 4:47 am

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Glenn Whelan you moron.

Jones' revenge :bow:

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Post by Tomwin Lannister Sat May 18, 2013 5:05 am

That's a pretty shit prank.

Not even funny, just weird.

Want a prank go and spray paint a guys car pink or something.

If I found a pigs head in my locker i'd kill the person who done it on the grounds they may eventually become a serial killer.
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Post by VendettaRed07 Sat May 18, 2013 5:25 am

"Defender" Brek shea? I thought he was a winger.. Or is it just that all wingers are defenders at Stoke
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Post by RedOranje Sat May 18, 2013 7:38 am

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:That's a pretty shit prank.

Not even funny, just weird.

Want a prank go and spray paint a guys car pink or something.

If I found a pigs head in my locker i'd kill the person who done it on the grounds they may eventually become a serial killer.

Right, a traditional and easily cleaned up thing like a bit of meat in the locker has nothing on ruining someone's car's paint job. I know which I'd be more upset about (hint: it's the one that would cost money to fix rather than just a trashbag).
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Sat May 18, 2013 7:59 am

It's got absolutely nothing to do with the financial value, it's the head of a dead animal in a locker Laughing

There's a reason this "Prank" made Jones mad. He doesn't eat pork either.
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Post by Swanhends Sat May 18, 2013 9:18 am

Jones claims he had nothing to do with Whelan's car getting smashed, for the record
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Post by RealGunner Sat May 18, 2013 9:24 am

Stoke players acting off the pitch, like they act on the pitch. Nothing new.

Neanderthals.
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Post by stevieg8 Sat May 18, 2013 10:24 am

Pretty sure he's Muslim, isn't he? Brings the offensiveness/reaction to a whole new level, that's beyond unacceptable.
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Post by FennecFox7 Sat May 18, 2013 11:03 am

VendettaRed07 wrote:"Defender" Brek shea? I thought he was a winger.. Or is it just that all wingers are defenders at Stoke

He's a winger. TF, why are they calling him a defender? Laughing hes anything but
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Post by Lex Sat May 18, 2013 11:45 am

Tbf, Stoke lumberjacks are forever being confused with footballers, so it's no surprise they couldn't pinpoint his actual position
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Post by FennecFox7 Sat May 18, 2013 12:13 pm

Lex wrote:Tbf, Stoke lumberjacks are forever being confused with footballers, so it's no surprise they couldn't pinpoint his actual position

Brek shea just started playing for stoke..

he has fantastic talent and technique.. he isn't a brute force player
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Post by Forza Sat May 18, 2013 3:17 pm

They probably wanted him to get Tony Pulis a movie part.
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Post by Art Morte Sat May 18, 2013 8:54 pm

Pork is goooooood, so I dunno can you say this prank's been done with bad taste, but anyway, it makes for a great story for us fans Cool
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Post by free_cat Sat May 18, 2013 10:07 pm

I think after the initial scare, it is a funny prank. Overeaction from Jones.
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Post by RED Sun May 19, 2013 1:10 am

I would have reacted the same way.

I can't even look at a pic of a pig without wanting to vomit. Disgusting animals.
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Post by Abramovich Sun May 19, 2013 1:22 am

^
Are you muslim?? Why hating on pigs yo.

Horrible prank like though.
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Post by free_cat Sun May 19, 2013 1:35 am

pigs disgusting? pigs are great. They can be grown on leftovers, have a better growth ratio than cattle and are yummy.

Muslims are very unfair to pigs
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Post by RED Sun May 19, 2013 1:43 am

Abramovich wrote:^
Are you muslim?? Why hating on pigs yo.

Horrible prank like though.

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Post by Grooverider Sun May 19, 2013 4:58 am

kenwyne jones is a twat for overreacting to be honest

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