Best thing you missed while talking a piss

Sometimes, during a match and nature calls, and there is a lull in the action, I've found myself thinking "Oh well, I'm not going to miss anything important, what are the odds something great will happen while I'm gone for one minute"

Only to find when I came back that I just happened to miss the biggest, defining moment of the match

Which lead me to think, what was the best/ biggest arsenal moment during a match you were watching that you missed just because for whatever reason you had to step out of the room and wrongfully thought you'd be able to get back in time before anything happened? it could be anything, like just the quality of a goal, a goal that was great because of the importance of the match, a crazy call or card, or even something more random that you never really thought you would see?

(Also, I wasn't sure, but my apologies if the topic title is inappropriate, I just couldn't resist because it rhymed, and I wasn't sure of a better way to put it)

VendettaRed07 wrote:Sometimes, during a match and nature calls, and there is a lull in the action, I've found myself thinking "Oh well, I'm not going to miss anything important, what are the odds something great will happen while I'm gone for one minute"

Only to find when I came back that I just happened to miss the biggest, defining moment of the match

Which lead me to think, what was the best/ biggest arsenal moment during a match you were watching that you missed just because for whatever reason you had to step out of the room and wrongfully thought you'd be able to get back in time before anything happened? it could be anything, like just the quality of a goal, a goal that was great because of the importance of the match, a crazy call or card, or even something more random that you never really thought you would see?

(Also, I wasn't sure, but my apologies if the topic title is inappropriate, I just couldn't resist because it rhymed, and I wasn't sure of a better way to put it)

Good thread. Could have been in the GS.
I remember the CL final in 2005. AC milan was 3-0 up at halftime. Second half had just started and i went to bathrooms : Came back after 10min ant what did i see ..... 3-2 5min later 3-3
won't never forget that especially as i was for milan

Bergkamp's goal at Newcastle. Not having a piss as such, but a mate of mine wasn't sure which bar I was in. The pub was noisy and he couldn't hear me shout the name of the place so I shouted 'I'LL COME OUT!' and he heard that.

I came out, saw my mate almost instantly. Back in we go...and I see we have scored. I ask ''Who scored?'' A mate says ''Bergkamp''..''Was it a good goal?''

Not Arsenal related, but I went for a piss when Utd played Bayern in the CL final of 99, just seconds after Utd equalised. I was bursting and thought..well it's gonna be extra time now...then I heard the place go mental. It was at my house but a few gooners and one Utd fan were there...we had been ripping him to bits...hearing him go F## ME! JESUS! YOOOOAAAAAARRRGGHH! as I took a leak made this the worst piss ever.

I don't usually miss Arsenal games, but I missed the first half of the 5-2 against Spurs last season... the guys on Goallegacy chat told me the result when it was 3-2. Downloaded it later and watched it in peace

I also missed the 8-2 as I was in my brothers wedding but I don't regret missing that one Never watched the game anyway.

So yeah I missed our arguably greatest comeback in recent years

urbaNRoots wrote:I don't usually miss Arsenal games, but I missed the first half of the 5-2 against Spurs last season... the guys on Goallegacy chat told me the result when it was 3-2. Downloaded it later and watched it in peace

I also missed the 8-2 as I was in my brothers wedding but I don't regret missing that one Never watched the game anyway.

So yeah I missed our arguably greatest comeback in recent years

Well I normally don't take pisses when games are on..
On the Spurs game, I was about to rage quit and go to sleep, as we were 2-0 down and it was two or three am, then Sagna .

This happens to me all the time

Not sure what the biggest moment has been, but I know there have been a lot.

anyone remember fabregas wonder goal vs spurs in the 3-0 thrashing at emirates in 2009

I WENT TO TAKE A PISS WHILE FABREGAS DID A MARADONA

furiouswindbottom wrote:Bergkamp's goal at Newcastle. Not having a piss as such, but a mate of mine wasn't sure which bar I was in. The pub was noisy and he couldn't hear me shout the name of the place so I shouted 'I'LL COME OUT!' and he heard that.

I came out, saw my mate almost instantly. Back in we go...and I see we have scored. I ask ''Who scored?'' A mate says ''Bergkamp''..''Was it a good goal?''

Not Arsenal related, but I went for a piss when Utd played Bayern in the CL final of 99, just seconds after Utd equalised. I was bursting and thought..well it's gonna be extra time now...then I heard the place go mental. It was at my house but a few gooners and one Utd fan were there...we had been ripping him to bits...hearing him go F## ME! JESUS! YOOOOAAAAAARRRGGHH! as I took a leak made this the worst piss ever.

"was it a good goal?" That had me laughing pretty hard. Was his response "Yeah its ok, don't worry, you didn't miss a good goal... you only missed the greatest goal ever scored"

Eman wrote:This happens to me all the time

Not sure what the biggest moment has been, but I know there have been a lot.

It happens to me pretty often too lol.. Unfortunately..I missed the 7-5 comeback earlier this season, because I was actually at school while it was on, but I had managed to get into the library and I was on one of the computers and was ready to watch the stream before it started, but I had to go to the bathroom, so I logged out, left the room, went to the bathroom, came back and all the computers were taken, and I was like..."darn... oh well guess I should be doing work now anyways...I likely won't miss anything"

But I got the idea for this thread because I was watching this mls game with the sounders vs the portland timbers, and after the first goal it was basically a snooze fest but I stuck with it thinking "I know something else has GOT to happen", and it was about 88 minutes or so I thought "screw it this is over"... Only to come back to see portland equalize and I just thought " of course...Just my luck, an hour and a half of waiting just to see SOMETHING wasted.."

VendettaRed07 wrote:

furiouswindbottom wrote:Bergkamp's goal at Newcastle. Not having a piss as such, but a mate of mine wasn't sure which bar I was in. The pub was noisy and he couldn't hear me shout the name of the place so I shouted 'I'LL COME OUT!' and he heard that.

I came out, saw my mate almost instantly. Back in we go...and I see we have scored. I ask ''Who scored?'' A mate says ''Bergkamp''..''Was it a good goal?''

Not Arsenal related, but I went for a piss when Utd played Bayern in the CL final of 99, just seconds after Utd equalised. I was bursting and thought..well it's gonna be extra time now...then I heard the place go mental. It was at my house but a few gooners and one Utd fan were there...we had been ripping him to bits...hearing him go F## ME! JESUS! YOOOOAAAAAARRRGGHH! as I took a leak made this the worst piss ever.

"was it a good goal?" That had me laughing pretty hard. Was his response "Yeah its ok, don't worry, you didn't miss a good goal... you only missed the greatest goal ever scored"

He said ''Not bad'' and everyone started laughing at me.

I missed the start of the bayern match on wednesday as i arrived late to the bar i went to . im short sighted and the screen i was watching the game from was quite far away so i didnt realise that we had scored and we were 1:0 up until the commentator mentioned it 30 minutes through the match . I was so happy when i realised that we were winning