El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!

Grande_Milano wrote:Being a fact
El Classico sucks

Senor Penguin wrote:Messi's getting ready for the big night
For the big fight
Seizing the opportunity
To get a bite
of a whopper delight
But Pep does not approve
He'd rather have biscuits for food
Xavi's not feeling alright
the deception has caught him off guard

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VibeTribe wrote:El Classico,by Pep the Philosopher

Will I deceive,or will I get beaten?
I was thinking after the burgers were eaten.
I can't be deceived by the Special One,
Voy A Matar A Mou,where is my gun?

Listen Vagi,get out there and be a tool,
Remember Dani,the pitch is your swimming pool.
Pay attention Busi,this goes for you too,
But when you dive,don't do the peek-a-boo.

Use your dirty mouth,provoke a fight,
This is why I brought Pinto for the night.
I hope we don't lose,it would be a shame,
Puyol washed his hair with Oriflame.

zizzle wrote:alright this is a goallegacy special


tomorrow Messi will dance and sing
coz after the loss there's burger king
and Xavi's down he's feels decieved
coz his sideways pass was never recieved

is that Ronaldo why is he in goal ?
coz there's 10 men behind the ball
he starts complain he wants to switch
coz you cant defend when you're handsome and rich

milanista99 wrote:We will march to the field, heads held high
In the eye of the hurricane, we will all dive
The white knights will see red, their supporters will cry
And so the floodgates will open, for us to score five

EarlyPrototype wrote: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
Neither does this one.
What you expecting another one?