El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
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El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by BarrileteCosmico Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:47 pm
Once upon a time, a Don wrote a line,
Probably after having many glasses of wine,
By popular demand, it is back!
The number one way to attack,
I now go back, to Godolski's shrine.
Edit: For those of you (the overwhelming majority...) that don't know how to write a Limerick here is how it goes!
Rhyme A
Rhyme A
Rhyme B (shorter than other lines)
Rhyme B (same length as 2nd line)
Rhyme A
Probably after having many glasses of wine,
By popular demand, it is back!
The number one way to attack,
I now go back, to Godolski's shrine.
Edit: For those of you (the overwhelming majority...) that don't know how to write a Limerick here is how it goes!
Rhyme A
Rhyme A
Rhyme B (shorter than other lines)
Rhyme B (same length as 2nd line)
Rhyme A
Last edited by BarrileteCosmico on Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:46 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Sushi Master Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:08 pm
Twice a year, two nations fight
Mercenaries of the highest order unite
Unbeknownst to the general public
Driven by many alcoholics
One of the laziest wars of all mankind
----
At the start of the Universe
Men was conceived, but at a price
"I shall grant Men a gift worthy of intercourse
Supremacy, the feeling of being hung like a horse
Yet only twice a year will they experience this vice
It dissipates like burnt tobacco
It's name: El Clasico"
So said Godolski
The creed as spoken by Thee
Mercenaries of the highest order unite
Unbeknownst to the general public
Driven by many alcoholics
One of the laziest wars of all mankind
----
At the start of the Universe
Men was conceived, but at a price
"I shall grant Men a gift worthy of intercourse
Supremacy, the feeling of being hung like a horse
Yet only twice a year will they experience this vice
It dissipates like burnt tobacco
It's name: El Clasico"
So said Godolski
The creed as spoken by Thee
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Lex Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:15 pm
Mourinho's plan seems complete
Looks to have worked a treat
Thanks to Ibra's big gob
Vagi does nothing but sob
Tricked by lies and deceit
Looks to have worked a treat
Thanks to Ibra's big gob
Vagi does nothing but sob
Tricked by lies and deceit
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by jibers Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:23 pm
Lex wrote:Mourinho's plan seems complete
Looks to have worked a treat
Thanks to Ibra's big gob
Vagi does nothing but sob
Tricked by lies and deceit
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Lex Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:24 pm
Messi looking to score more goals
Against Madrid and their defence full of holes
Only thing left unknown
Is which Madrid player he'll own
Might do them all.....just for the lolz
Against Madrid and their defence full of holes
Only thing left unknown
Is which Madrid player he'll own
Might do them all.....just for the lolz
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by BarrileteCosmico Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:35 am
Lex wrote:Mourinho's plan seems complete
Looks to have worked a treat
Thanks to Ibra's big gob
Vagi does nothing but sob
Tricked by lies and deceit
Amazed I am by this piece's flow,
It is full of win,
All I can do now is bow
(tried doing a limerick, but after not really knowing what to say for 3rd and 4th line, I adapted it into a Haiku
)
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by EarlyPrototype Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:57 am
Title race is still on
Again Messi is Clasico don
Mourinho deceived
Guardiola relieved
Goallegacy goes boom
Busquets raped in the changing room
Again Messi is Clasico don
Mourinho deceived
Guardiola relieved
Goallegacy goes boom
Busquets raped in the changing room
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Zealous Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:16 am
Goal legacy will laugh and sing,
because of all the memes the Clasicos bring.
Podolski be praised,
These games make us crazed.
Almost as much as Obesinel and Burger King.
because of all the memes the Clasicos bring.
Podolski be praised,
These games make us crazed.
Almost as much as Obesinel and Burger King.
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Iceman Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:36 am
I suck at rhythm and rhyme
Is that such a huge crime?
It cannot be as huge as Messi's belly
For the double-whopper was his usual at the deli
Is that such a huge crime?
It cannot be as huge as Messi's belly
For the double-whopper was his usual at the deli
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Vibe Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:06 am
El Classico,by Pep the Philosopher
Will I deceive,or will I get beaten?
I was thinking after the burgers were eaten.
I can't be deceived by the Special One,
Voy A Matar A Mou,where is my gun?
Listen Vagi,get out there and be a tool,
Remember Dani,the pitch is your swimming pool.
Pay attention Busi,this goes for you too,
But when you dive,don't do the peek-a-boo.
Use your dirty mouth,provoke a fight,
This is why I brought Pinto for the night.
I hope we don't lose,it would be a shame,
Puyol washed his hair with Oriflame.
Will I deceive,or will I get beaten?
I was thinking after the burgers were eaten.
I can't be deceived by the Special One,
Voy A Matar A Mou,where is my gun?
Listen Vagi,get out there and be a tool,
Remember Dani,the pitch is your swimming pool.
Pay attention Busi,this goes for you too,
But when you dive,don't do the peek-a-boo.
Use your dirty mouth,provoke a fight,
This is why I brought Pinto for the night.
I hope we don't lose,it would be a shame,
Puyol washed his hair with Oriflame.
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by jibers Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:13 am
Both teams head in at full flow,
Knowing truly what they'll sow,
Much more than 3 points at stake,
But the soul of Nerman is theirs to take...
NERMAN
Knowing truly what they'll sow,
Much more than 3 points at stake,
But the soul of Nerman is theirs to take...
NERMAN
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:17 am
Mole is already sick of Clasico talk,
Because no one will walk the walk
Much rather watch James Perch
But i pray to the church
That Messi is without a fork.
Because no one will walk the walk
Much rather watch James Perch
But i pray to the church
That Messi is without a fork.
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by zizzle Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:20 am
alright this is a goallegacy special
tomorrow Messi will dance and sing
coz after the loss there's burger king
and Xavi's down he's feels decieved
coz his sideways pass was never recieved
is that Ronaldo why is he in goal ?
coz there's 10 men behind the ball
he starts complain he wants to switch
coz you cant defend when you're handsome and rich
tomorrow Messi will dance and sing
coz after the loss there's burger king
and Xavi's down he's feels decieved
coz his sideways pass was never recieved
is that Ronaldo why is he in goal ?
coz there's 10 men behind the ball
he starts complain he wants to switch
coz you cant defend when you're handsome and rich
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by M99 Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:25 am
We will march to the field, heads held high
In the eye of the hurricane, we will all dive
The white knights will see red, their supporters will cry
And so the floodgates will open, for us to score five
In the eye of the hurricane, we will all dive
The white knights will see red, their supporters will cry
And so the floodgates will open, for us to score five
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by EarlyPrototype Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:27 am
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
Neither does this one.
What you expecting another one?
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
Neither does this one.
What you expecting another one?
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Zealous Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:27 am
Guys a Limerick goes like this:
Rhyme A
Rhyme A
Rhyme B (is best if shorter than A)
Rhyme B (Is best if the same length as first Rhyme B)
Rhyme A
Rhyme A
Rhyme A
Rhyme B (is best if shorter than A)
Rhyme B (Is best if the same length as first Rhyme B)
Rhyme A
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by BarrileteCosmico Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:48 am
El Clasico is around the corner and fast approaching,
Higuain will dazzle us all with his superb poaching,
Real Madrid will player far rougher,
Although Messi will undoubtedly make them suffer,
And all the world will bow down to Pep's superior coaching.
Higuain will dazzle us all with his superb poaching,
Real Madrid will player far rougher,
Although Messi will undoubtedly make them suffer,
And all the world will bow down to Pep's superior coaching.
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Adit Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:49 am
Wtf is messi doing?
Choosing options who to rape
How tf will messi do it?
Theres always World class LB
wtf is xavi doing?
Moaning bitching Mushroom picking
Side pass back pass Valdes pass
wtf is busi doing?
Counting Grass and peeka boo boo
#meh i know
Choosing options who to rape
How tf will messi do it?
Theres always World class LB
wtf is xavi doing?
Moaning bitching Mushroom picking
Side pass back pass Valdes pass
wtf is busi doing?
Counting Grass and peeka boo boo
#meh i know
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Lex Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:12 am
these bad limericks are hurting my brain
Causing me a substantial amount of pain
I had better flee
Before i have to see
Another one of these stinky poems again
Causing me a substantial amount of pain
I had better flee
Before i have to see
Another one of these stinky poems again
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by Swanhends Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:29 am
VibeTribe wrote:El Classico,by Pep the Philosopher
Will I deceive,or will I get beaten?
I was thinking after the burgers were eaten.
I can't be deceived by the Special One,
Voy A Matar A Mou,where is my gun?
Listen Vagi,get out there and be a tool,
Remember Dani,the pitch is your swimming pool.
Pay attention Busi,this goes for you too,
But when you dive,don't do the peek-a-boo.
Use your dirty mouth,provoke a fight,
This is why I brought Pinto for the night.
I hope we don't lose,it would be a shame,
Puyol washed his hair with Oriflame.
zizzle wrote:alright this is a goallegacy special
tomorrow Messi will dance and sing
coz after the loss there's burger king
and Xavi's down he's feels decieved
coz his sideways pass was never recieved
is that Ronaldo why is he in goal ?
coz there's 10 men behind the ball
he starts complain he wants to switch
coz you cant defend when you're handsome and rich
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by JAY-Z Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:46 am
Well its classico time again, hey bandwagoners!
Its all heated debates here, none for them rationals
But Mourinhoo seems cool, he is "el puto jefe"
After the game, he'll be probably complaining about the ref
And finally, he'll tell the great conspiracy theory
But that is bullshit, trash talk has goten me nervy ;p
Its all heated debates here, none for them rationals
But Mourinhoo seems cool, he is "el puto jefe"
After the game, he'll be probably complaining about the ref
And finally, he'll tell the great conspiracy theory
But that is bullshit, trash talk has goten me nervy ;p
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Re: El Clasico - In Limericks Alone!
by nichabr Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:07 am
That times coming in a HURRY
When all the forum gets in a SCURRY
But this time madrid fans hope for a WIN
That barca will regard as a SIN
But Messi's grin is bound to make some WORRY
When all the forum gets in a SCURRY
But this time madrid fans hope for a WIN
That barca will regard as a SIN
But Messi's grin is bound to make some WORRY
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