Re: OT: tell/make jokes thread :lol!:

by shaven Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:23 am

Ganso wrote:whats uglier than di maria?

hahaha, is there an answer in here? bounce

by Kick Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:38 am

Ganso wrote:whats uglier than di maria?

Busquets?

by shaven Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:25 am

alves=maria

by ÖMARz Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:38 am

hahaha nah the fifa12 achievment is something made-up Razz

as for whats uglier than di maria....id have to go with pinto that guys face makes me sick to the guy everytime i see it, specially with those hideous dreadlocks and that screwed up goatee.....guys definitely smoking something to play a classico looking like that.

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pinto makes dimaria look shmexy

by Brigate Rossonere Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:44 pm

Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.

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by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:04 pm

Brigate Rossonere wrote:Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.

You're so funny ...

not! Very Happy

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by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:07 pm

Pick up an answer regisland:
1. A raptor
2. His mom
3. Rooney
4. Pinto
5. Altintop
6. Dives
7. El pussy

by Brigate Rossonere Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:15 pm

babun1024 wrote:
Brigate Rossonere wrote:Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.

You're so funny ...

not!

Sarcasm ... :coffee:

by Mr. Festim Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:13 pm

This one was good:

I heard Fifa 12 is rumoured to have a new difficulty level?
'Torres mode'.... it's virtually impossible to scorE

by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:16 pm

Mr. Festim wrote:This one was good:

I heard Fifa 12 is rumoured to have a new difficulty level?
'Torres mode'.... it's virtually impossible to scorE

Nice one!! Very Happy

After a visit to the doctor,James Milner, the city team's winger dropped in to his local pub for a quick one. "What's up mate?" asked his friend, "you look worried."

"Yes, I am," James replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."

"Oh, really?" said the friend. "He's seen you play too then, has he?"

(don't rate me positive Very Happy

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by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:23 pm

New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured

by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:25 pm

Arsenal : The only team that can finish 4th in a two horse race.

by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:25 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:27 pm

lol nice one.

by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:28 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:lol nice one.

Why did you rate me positive? Very Happy

Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick

by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:32 pm

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Very Happy

by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:34 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:

by FalcaoPunch Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:49 pm

babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:

What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.

-see what I did there.

by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:50 pm

ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.

-see what I did there.

I dont get it lol

Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

by FalcaoPunch Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:51 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:
ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.

-see what I did there.

I dont get it lol

Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

Someone will come along sooner or later and realize it.

by the xcx Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:52 pm

Q: Whos better scoring from headers? Messi or Aguero
A:CR7 Very Happy

/troll.

by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:54 pm

ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.

-see what I did there.

You want to say Drogba style that the jokes aren't funny at all Very Happy

by the xcx Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:58 pm

Some barcelona jokes.

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Q. What’s the difference between Xavi and God?
A. God knows that he’s not a c*nt. (no offence to anyone)
Q. What do Barcelona fans do when their team wins the league? (asked during 1999-2004)
A. They turn off Play Station.
Q: What does Bin Laden and Sandro Rosell have in common?
A: They both want to destroy the ‘White House’.
Q: Why did Joan Gaspart (a former FC Barcelona president between July 2000 and February 2003) want to marry the Duchess of Alba?
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Q: What has been the most positive aspect of the Barcelona team from 2000/2001?

A: Frank de Boer – He tested positive for nandrolone.

Q. What’s the difference between Barca fan and a retarded 10 year old?

A. Nothing. The Siamese twins were separated at birth.

Q. How did Italy beat France in the 2006 World Cup finals?

A. They used Barcelona’s 12-man formation from last night. ( 8th March ’11 :’( )

Q. What do you call a Barca fan with an IQ of 40?

A. Extremely gifted.

by Zees Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:55 am

a Farca fan cant have 40 IQ Laughing

by Brigate Rossonere Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:34 am

EarlyPrototype wrote:New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured

Pass to your own player with Lucas.
Don't get sent off with Gattuso
Play 3 games in a row with Pato.

by S32TABLANCA Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:44 pm

What is Sergio Busquets' favourite song?

On the floor.

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