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Post by shaven Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:23 am

Ganso wrote:whats uglier than di maria?

hahaha, is there an answer in here? bounce

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Post by Kick Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:38 am

Ganso wrote:whats uglier than di maria?

Busquets?

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Post by shaven Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:25 am

alves=maria
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Post by ÖMARz Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:38 am

hahaha nah the fifa12 achievment is something made-up Razz

as for whats uglier than di maria....id have to go with pinto that guys face makes me sick to the guy everytime i see it, specially with those hideous dreadlocks and that screwed up goatee.....guys definitely smoking something to play a classico looking like that.

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pinto makes dimaria look shmexy

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Post by Brigate Rossonere Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:44 am

Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.



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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:04 pm

Brigate Rossonere wrote:Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.



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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:07 pm

Pick up an answer regisland:
1. A raptor
2. His mom
3. Rooney
4. Pinto
5. Altintop
6. Dives
7. El pussy
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Post by Brigate Rossonere Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:15 pm

babun1024 wrote:
Brigate Rossonere wrote:Make a joke? Ok I'll tell you when it comes out of the oven.



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Post by Mr. Festim Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:13 pm

This one was good:

I heard Fifa 12 is rumoured to have a new difficulty level?
'Torres mode'.... it's virtually impossible to scorE
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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:16 pm

Mr. Festim wrote:This one was good:

I heard Fifa 12 is rumoured to have a new difficulty level?
'Torres mode'.... it's virtually impossible to scorE
Nice one!! Very Happy

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Post by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:23 pm

New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured

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Post by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:25 pm

Arsenal : The only team that can finish 4th in a two horse race.
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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:25 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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Post by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:27 pm

lol nice one.
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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:28 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:lol nice one.
Why did you rate me positive? Very Happy

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Post by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:32 pm

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:34 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

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Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
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Post by FalcaoPunch Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:49 pm

babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

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Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.



-see what I did there.
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Post by EarlyPrototype Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:50 pm

ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Very Happy
Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.



-see what I did there.

I dont get it lol


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Post by FalcaoPunch Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:51 pm

EarlyPrototype wrote:
ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Very Happy
Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.



-see what I did there.

I dont get it lol


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Post by the xcx Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:52 pm

Q: Whos better scoring from headers? Messi or Aguero
A:CR7 Very Happy

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Post by Babun Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:54 pm

ColoJunior wrote:
babun1024 wrote:
EarlyPrototype wrote:Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Very Happy
Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off the moon. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K! :lol!:
What a disgrace.
Just a f***in disgrace.



-see what I did there.
You want to say Drogba style that the jokes aren't funny at all Very Happy
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Post by the xcx Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:58 pm

Some barcelona jokes.

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Q. What’s the difference between Xavi and God?
A. God knows that he’s not a c*nt. (no offence to anyone)
Q. What do Barcelona fans do when their team wins the league? (asked during 1999-2004)
A. They turn off Play Station.
Q: What does Bin Laden and Sandro Rosell have in common?
A: They both want to destroy the ‘White House’.
Q: Why did Joan Gaspart (a former FC Barcelona president between July 2000 and February 2003) want to marry the Duchess of Alba?
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Q. How did Italy beat France in the 2006 World Cup finals?

A. They used Barcelona’s 12-man formation from last night. ( 8th March ’11 :’( )

Q. What do you call a Barca fan with an IQ of 40?

A. Extremely gifted.
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Post by Zees Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:55 pm

a Farca fan cant have 40 IQ Laughing
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Post by Brigate Rossonere Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:34 am

EarlyPrototype wrote:New Xbox 360/ps3 trophy

Score a goal with Torres : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Win a trophy with Arsenal : Achievement/trophy unlocked

Complete a game without having Walcott or RVP injured


Pass to your own player with Lucas.
Don't get sent off with Gattuso
Play 3 games in a row with Pato.
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Post by S32TABLANCA Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:44 pm

What is Sergio Busquets' favourite song?

On the floor.
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