Shakira is now a Madridista again.

False Rumours!!!

Suerte a la selección española esta semana y a mi número 3, muah! @3gerardpique* . Shak

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Good luck to spanish selection this week, and to my Number 3, muah! @3gerardpique . Shak
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Take THIS HATERS!!!

And here's me thinking Rwo Power was the only female left on the board....

"I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man want to speak Swedish
Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa
(it's Ibra,it's Ibra)"

LOOOL

This thread is gold. Ganso just elevated its value

"I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man want to speak Swedish
Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa
(it's Ibra,it's Ibra)"

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Can't...stop...laughing.. XD

What Zealous' sig says

Maybe he tried to do anal while shakira was sleeping

billionmillion wrote:Maybe he tried to do anal while shakira was sleeping

WTF.
And just to reiterate, WTF.

billionmillion wrote:Maybe he tried to do anal while shakira was sleeping

Ah the good ol "pop it in the poopinshaft while shes asleep".

Classic Pique

They just don't lie...

Wait I hope anti DNA isn't another Agent Smith alter...

If this whole thing is true then its pretty obvious why he cheated.

The age old debate of how the patriarchal man cannot be number 2 in the relationship. The man cannot cope with the fact that relatively the woman is more beautiful, popular and possibly wealthier than him.

To exert his masculinity he goes out and screws some other young thing that he can dominate as his clear subordinate.

Shakira should have given up all her fame, money, self-confidence and gained 20 pounds. Sadly, thats how ego-maniac prefers them

Ibra is a player. He and his boyfriend abate devised a plan to make it past the group stages of the cl. Ibra is lying to piqué and telling him that they should get back together,so that piqué gifts Milan some goals in the second leg,but we all know who ibra's real love is.

True story.

Milanfan7 wrote:Ibra is a player. He and his boyfriend abate devised a plan to make it past the group stages of the cl. Ibra is lying to piqué and telling him that they should get back together,so that piqué gifts Milan some goals in the second leg,but we all know who ibra's real love is.

True story.

The plot thickens.

Lex wrote:

Haha

Haha, I knew it just couldnt last. Quicker than I thought though.

Ibra has something else to get him motivated now...

Saetablanca wrote:Haha, I knew it just couldnt last. Quicker than I thought though.

Ibra has something else to get him motivated now...

btw it was false rumours! lo