Rival Watch

You have the same amount of points than us, so yeah, you're rivals.

I want us to line up like this( i'll include Cissokho aswell)

Anderson, Jones and smalling are all fit i think

Welbeck might be fit as well in time

RealGunner wrote:Anderson, Jones and smalling are all fit i think

Welbeck might be fit as well in time

true

Whats United's away record at emirates btw?

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P5,W1,D1,L3
GF7,GA8

EPL predictions (week 22): Norwich 1-2 Chelsea; Everton 1-1 Blackburn; Fulham 1-1 Newcastle; QPR 2-1 Wigan; Stoke 3-1 West Brom; Sunderland 2-1 Swansea; Wolves 1-1 Villa; Bolton 0-1 Liverpool; Man C 1-1 Spurs; Arsenal 1-3 Man Utd.

Mufc team news: Jones + Smalling return after injury. Young, Cleverley, Vidic, Owen, Fletcher + Anderson out. bit.ly/zEQFvQ

Norwich 0-0 Chelsea

GET IN!

Chelsea drop 2 points - but it will only matter if we win.

After losing 0 of their first 11 epl games this season, Newcastle are now about to lose their 6th game in their last 11. #stat #epl

(Fulham 4-1 Newcastle currently)

1-0 BOLTON!!!

3-1

Something's rotten in the squad of Liverpool, perhaps it's Andy Carrolls greasy hair, it would explain how the balls seem to slide off of his head

It's just getting better : Bolton 3-1 Liverpool

Newcastle lost too.

GREAT JUST WHAT WE WANTED
Dreamy week if we beat manure

frustrating thing is we had sorted the Nasri and Cesc situation earlier we would have been in the top 3 . Everyone is shit

Liverpool, Newcastle lose, Chelsea draw. Possible that Spurs lose/draw too before we play.

Oh, I am PRAYING for a win! :dance:

I decided to take a look at the relative distances traveled by teams in the football league, across a regular league season. Armed with a set of postcodes and a copy of Google Earth, I worked out, as the crow flies, the total distances between the grounds in a particular division. The result was that poor old Newcastle United travel further than anyone else, and Stoke City get the shortest round trips of the top division. If you consider that the teams travel to an opposition ground and back again, across the course of a league campaign, the players of Newcastle United travel a total distance of 3,093.16 miles.

If you drew a straight line from St James’ Park, at a bearing of 270° this distance would take bring you a short pedalo ride off the east coast of Bermuda, which interestingly enough is where Shola and Sammy Ameobi like to spend their summer holidays*. Stoke on the other hand travel just 1,597.80 miles, which ironically is exactly the same distance Rory Delap has hurled the ball from throw-ins, in the last 2 seasons**.

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Rugby conspiracy
stoke has benefited the most from refs mistakes
and travels the lowest distance

arsenal transfers-WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS(BY JASON)

Standing in his office, Sir Alex patiently awaits an important phone call. A polite knock on the door and a man’s voice breaks the stillness in the room.

“Alex, you have a call on the private line…”

“Oh, good.” he replied while already in stride towards his desk. “What have you got for me?” he said into the phone as it reached his face.

“Well, he’s up to his usual trickery.” the voice on the phone grumbled. “Had to call in extra tails because of all the switching of vehicles, but we were able to track them all.”

“Fine, you’ll all receive your bonuses.” Sir Alex said hurriedly. “Now who are the targets?”

The sound of ruffling papers crackled through the phone. “Let’s see, Wenger’s scouts seem to be most interested in a youngster at Schalke by the name of Draxler, another at Montpellier named Belhanda, and more importantly, Mathias Suarez a striker at Anderlecht.”

“Fantastic,” said Sir Alex, joyfully interupting as he jotted the information down on a notepad. ” any other teams he’s in contact with on the phone records?” he inquired.

The background sounds coming through the receiver transitioned into the familiar tapping sounds of a keyboard. “Yeah, Wenger has spent quite a bit of time on the line with the teams Fiorentina, Spartak Moskow, CSKA Moskow, Borussia Dortmund, Borussia Mönchengladbach and of course Lille.” The man jabbed at the keyboard a couple more times. “Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to completely trace some of the calls Wenger made to Brazil, Africa and The Middle East…but my sources in Brazil believe they saw one of Wenger’s undercover scouts at the Internacional v Gremio game.”

“Well, Once again you prove to be an indispensable asset, thanks for the work, and your money will be wired shortly.” Sir Alex said before ending the call. Leaning forward in his chair, he pressed the intercom button that connected him with his assistant.

“Yes Sir Alex?” a female voice chirped through the speaker.

“Be a good girl and patch me a conference call with Redknapp, Dalglish, whoever the bloody manager is at Chelsea, and the scarf-wearing Italian on line one would you?” He said in a patronizing tone.

After the conference call, all managers were in accord. All parties agreed to continue feeding the desperate media with as many bait Arsenal Transfer rumours as possible, taking turns outbidding any of Arsene Wengers targets, and paying other teams to make bids on current quality Arsenal players. Dalglish had voiced his worry about Wenger acquiring the Anderlecht striker Suarez; but Sir Alex assured the others that even if Wenger somehow miraculously managed to sign Mathias Suarez, despite all their obstacles, that he would just arrange another “Eduardo” incident.

As the day was getting late, Sir Alex perused his weekly planner to see if he missed anything.

“Oh yeah,” he murmured to himself. He had forgotten to wire the money that Juventus wanted for their participation in unnerving Theo Walcott. As well as the funds that needed to go out to all of the bloggers that are posing as Arsenal supporters (adam kemp & company), who play a critical role in turning Arsenal Fans against each other, convincing readers to be pessimists, spreading negativity and destabilizing the support for the team.

The End,

ARSENAL FOR LIFE

_____________________

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

srigooner wrote:arsenal transfers-WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS(BY JASON)

Standing in his office, Sir Alex patiently awaits an important phone call. A polite knock on the door and a man’s voice breaks the stillness in the room.

“Alex, you have a call on the private line…”

“Oh, good.” he replied while already in stride towards his desk. “What have you got for me?” he said into the phone as it reached his face.

“Well, he’s up to his usual trickery.” the voice on the phone grumbled. “Had to call in extra tails because of all the switching of vehicles, but we were able to track them all.”

“Fine, you’ll all receive your bonuses.” Sir Alex said hurriedly. “Now who are the targets?”

The sound of ruffling papers crackled through the phone. “Let’s see, Wenger’s scouts seem to be most interested in a youngster at Schalke by the name of Draxler, another at Montpellier named Belhanda, and more importantly, Mathias Suarez a striker at Anderlecht.”

“Fantastic,” said Sir Alex, joyfully interupting as he jotted the information down on a notepad. ” any other teams he’s in contact with on the phone records?” he inquired.

The background sounds coming through the receiver transitioned into the familiar tapping sounds of a keyboard. “Yeah, Wenger has spent quite a bit of time on the line with the teams Fiorentina, Spartak Moskow, CSKA Moskow, Borussia Dortmund, Borussia Mönchengladbach and of course Lille.” The man jabbed at the keyboard a couple more times. “Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to completely trace some of the calls Wenger made to Brazil, Africa and The Middle East…but my sources in Brazil believe they saw one of Wenger’s undercover scouts at the Internacional v Gremio game.”

“Well, Once again you prove to be an indispensable asset, thanks for the work, and your money will be wired shortly.” Sir Alex said before ending the call. Leaning forward in his chair, he pressed the intercom button that connected him with his assistant.

“Yes Sir Alex?” a female voice chirped through the speaker.

“Be a good girl and patch me a conference call with Redknapp, Dalglish, whoever the bloody manager is at Chelsea, and the scarf-wearing Italian on line one would you?” He said in a patronizing tone.

After the conference call, all managers were in accord. All parties agreed to continue feeding the desperate media with as many bait Arsenal Transfer rumours as possible, taking turns outbidding any of Arsene Wengers targets, and paying other teams to make bids on current quality Arsenal players. Dalglish had voiced his worry about Wenger acquiring the Anderlecht striker Suarez; but Sir Alex assured the others that even if Wenger somehow miraculously managed to sign Mathias Suarez, despite all their obstacles, that he would just arrange another “Eduardo” incident.

As the day was getting late, Sir Alex perused his weekly planner to see if he missed anything.

“Oh yeah,” he murmured to himself. He had forgotten to wire the money that Juventus wanted for their participation in unnerving Theo Walcott. As well as the funds that needed to go out to all of the bloggers that are posing as Arsenal supporters (adam kemp & company), who play a critical role in turning Arsenal Fans against each other, convincing readers to be pessimists, spreading negativity and destabilizing the support for the team.

The End,

ARSENAL FOR LIFE

_____________________

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

+1.But I won't be surprised if such a system did exist

Brilliant post

+1

Liverpool 2-1 MU

stoke currently 40 mins gone 1-0 up

as far as we dont get them(rugby)away im fine

I want the drug which King Kenny gives to his players before the big games...

Good that Man United, Newcastle, Man City and Fulham, all trick opposition are out, but many good sides still in it.

Firstly, we must concentrate on beating Villa.

My honest prediction for tonight matches

Swansea C. 3 - O Chelsea
Tottenham H. 1 - 2 Wigan Athletic
Wolverhampton 0 - 3 Liverpool
Everton 4 - 0 Manchester C.
Manchester U. 0 - 5 Stoke C.

LoooooooL