Cybers winners and losers...

Winners:

WBA
Like Gary Glitter at a boy scout meeting, Chelseas win over WBA couldnt have been any more inappropriate. WBA showed great composure and play in the correct way. Despite losing, WBA can take a lot away from the game
David Silva:
The poor mans Cleverley has had a great start to the season. But who wouldnt look good with Milner, Barry and Dzeko as your teammates.
QPR:
Beating Everon at the beginning of the season is like pulling a drunk whore, not much effort but respectable non the less
Liverpool:
After signing OG from their bitter yet more successful rivals, they finally beat Arsenal away from home. The high spot of a predictable mediocre season im sure.

LOSERS:
Arsenal:
The shock of not being able to retain the Emirates Cup has obviously taken longer to recover from than previously thought, will use the game v Udinese to blood through their youngsters in preparation of reclaiming that prestigious title next July
Everton:
If the league started in Jan every year, theyd have surpassed Utd as themost successful club in EPL history
La Liga:
A new low this week, Messi running around like Joey Barton, 25 man brawls, Villa showing how narrow minded he is with racism only surpassed by the crowd of the Camp Nou and Bernabeu...Jose kicking heads and eye gouging which even the UFC wont tolerate...now players are on strike due to the financial crisis of Spanish football. Spanish football is an embarassment atm.
Tevez:
NO ONE WANTS YOU MONKEY MAN!!
Jaaskerlinen(sp):
The patented vollyball pass save didnt quite work out v City...

I wouldnt mind having Tevez, just saying

cyberman wrote:
LOSERS:
Arsenal:
The shock of not being able to retain the Emirates Cup has obviously taken longer to recover from than previously thought, will use the game v Udinese to blood through their youngsters in preparation of reclaiming that prestigious title next July
Everton:
If the league started in Jan every year, theyd have surpassed Utd as themost successful club in EPL history
La Liga:
A new low this week, Messi running around like Joey Barton, 25 man brawls, Villa showing how narrow minded he is with racism only surpassed by the crowd of the Camp Nou and Bernabeu...Jose kicking heads and eye gouging which even the UFC wont tolerate...now players are on strike due to the financial crisis of Spanish football. Spanish football is an embarassment atm.
Tevez:
NO ONE WANTS YOU MONKEY MAN!!
Jaaskerlinen(sp):
The patented vollyball pass save didnt quite work out v City...

Cyber, you realize playing with Milner and Barry isn't exactly something to brag about? Both are poor players who slow the team down if anything.

Villa racism? Fallacious without any ground. Prove it mate.

When did Mou kick Fabregas? Watch the video closely. A little more then last time.

Spanish football a joke? Considering Barca won last year and Madrid in the semis, I see it far from a joke.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH

cyberman wrote:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH

I'm just taking a guess here, but was that the sound of the milner/barry joke soaring over his head?



Also I thought you liked Milner? At least at Villa that was the case

What about Anzhi cyber? Will they be able to beat UTD in few years?

In a few years well have Barca on the ropes, never mind Anzhi lol
Milner was great at Villa, hes regressed at City, joke is that its easy to stand out when forest gump is your teammate

I just thought of 1 more...

Arsenal (again)
more red cards than points

Im sorry, but how did WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH get a neg rep?
Get laid neg reppers

i believe Chelsea should be in winners for signing Mata.

Also 'arry should be in losers as he is about to lose Luka.

I LOL'D, good post.

lmao top thread

Cyber give me your insight in your upcoming game against the spuds

"arsenal have more red cards than points" Lol sorry gunners but thats actually funny

cyberman = boss

arsenal are a training ground. we should send our youngsters there on loan

LOL, great thread

will be looking forward to you lots making excuses about your keeper this coming weekend.

Only excuse ill have to come up with is how he can shamelessly collect his wages after doing fcuk all in the demolition of Arsenal..

u were on to something there...Ya he is going to shamelessly take the paycheck for being the invisible man.

:lol!: Arsenal will sill be on 1 point after 3 matches.

Hey Cyberman, how about you come up with your own jokes, rather then simply stealing them from other websites / forums?

"More red cards then points" - Curtsey of Reddit.com (united subforum)

Site your jokes and stop stealing them from others.

stealing what? its an obvious joke

I could have went with.. Arsenal have more red cards than goal scorers
Utd on loan defenders have scored more than Arsenals squad combined

Its an obvious joke kid, get the sand out of your vagina and jog it on...
Whats Arsenal and hay making farmers got in common?
Their season will be over by the end of August

Cyber at his best...

Whats Wenger and Gadaffi have in common?










Both havent won the EPL in the last 7 years

I can do this all day, original enough for you?

cyberman wrote:Whats Wenger and Gadaffi have in common?










Both havent won the EPL in the last 7 years

I can do this all day, original enough for you?

At his best