I Decided To Run For...

OK, since I've decided to run for dictatorship ( :farao: or :king: ) in the forum, here are my plans in case I got elected:


1. Kill McLewis

Because the guy is too good to be true, no one could be so unbiased in a real world therefore I decided he should be eliminated.


2. Kill Brigate Rossonere

As he's a great poster and might later threaten my throne.


3. Kill Dreamer

Well, since he's my favorite poster and dictators usually kill their
mentors to deny them the possibility of influencing the young, I thereby
have no way but to murder the oldtimer for no particular reason.


4. Kill BigBoban

This one was a real tough pick, but I have to sacrifice a lot for the greater good.
BigBoban is currently the popular president, so I gotta just remove him off the map.
If not, he will always remain as the alternative that people like and that ain't good!


5. Kill Ildiavoliforeva

In every war, there will be innocent people who get shot in the forehead only because they were in the scene.
Since he's the most peaceful and innocent-sounding dude around, he needs to be done.
Nothing personal.


6. Kill Milanaa

I know no other female in the section, so this is a no-brainer.
Women are always dangerous, they can kill with no sword. So she's the next victim.


7. Kill Crointer and Sciacca

Not for trolling, not for laughing at our angry posts behind their damn monitors and not because they are Interisti...
But because of treachery.
I mean it's obvious they are Milanisti, so the fact that they're happy with their status as kicked-around refugees, I plan to do them too.


8. Kill Dostoevsky And Arquitecto

They both sound like Gandhi, full of cool, logic and sense, and having in mind that even the thought of
what Gandhi did to Britain's empire scares the crap out of me, I guess they will, eventually, jeopardize my young regime.
Sorry boys, you know too much.


9. Kill Morpheus

Um, just for fun.
Nothing else.


10. Kill Myself And My Lover

The way every dictator's idol, the one and only Adolf Hitler did.
I don't know why I should do this, but since the fuehrer did this, I will too.
Pray for me.


Oh, I planned to kill Milantildeath too, but since he got a little Footballer-of-future to raise for Milan, the father of little Paolo will be spared...
For now until further notice.


There they are.

If you like my plans, vote for me as the new dictator of Milan section.

LOL ! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING +1

However.

1) I don't troll, I say the truth
2) I'm a Juventino, not an Interista



But please don't kill me !

first thread i read in here..and Iras is killing everyone?? you just might want to know that I'm eternal
Btw. Sciacca, you heard anything about Napoli relegating to serie B? I think you might have a chance to play in Europa League if rumors turn out to be true..

Milanaa wrote: first thread i read in here..and Iras is killing everyone?? you just might want to know that I'm eternal
Btw. Sciacca, you heard anything about Napoli relegating to serie B? I think you might have a chance to play in Europa League if rumors turn out to be true..

Yes I heard, however I highly doubt it will happen.

phew! I'm still ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milanaa wrote: first thread i read in here..and Iras is killing everyone?? you just might want to know that I'm eternal
Btw. Sciacca, you heard anything about Napoli relegating to serie B? I think you might have a chance to play in Europa League if rumors turn out to be true..

Iv read somewhere that Milan-Chievo(i think) is under investigation too, Chievo let them to score 3 and then Milan scored o.g. bet was "both score"..... iv read that on some forum actually, not on some news site, is it true that that game is under investigation?


I smell Inter getting another paper scudetti

Ah..right there were some rumers about that but no Milan player was ever mentioned or involved in it, so the club have nothing to do with it..regarding that Inter-Lecce was also mentioned..so don't even think of stealing another trophy because it won't happen
and here is the link
http://www.tuttojuve.com/?action=read&idnotizia=51648

Yeah i know about Inter-Lecce, but 1st of all, signori put 150k on over 3 goals, it ended 1-0 for inter , and the story goes that that guy contacted Lecce players to apparently let 4 goals in, but inter was so bad they couldn't score 4.

And i really doubt any players from big clubs would be involved, i mean they are already making millions, only retards would risk with something stupid as this..

Edit: anyways enough of off-topic, great post iras

Beh who knows what else will come up? I'm shocked every day by bets' news..firstable I considered Doni as a big name for Atalanta, so that was a big shock..then i didn't follow what happened but the name of De Rossi was on and then it was all denied, now i hear Napoli are in risk of relegating to serie B..pffff! this whole betting crap should just stop, it's disgusting!

YES! My life is spared!

Milanfan7 wrote:YES! My life is spared!

Nah, he just forgot about you jknnnnn : )

I'll be here to lead the revolution to end the tyranny

Oh nice..so we have a Hitler and a Guevara!
P.s Milanfan, your avatar is really wierd to look at..

Milanaa wrote:
P.s Milanfan, your avatar is really wierd to look at..

No its not

From the words of my all time favorite band : kill 'em all
exept milanaa ofcourse

Milanaa wrote:Oh nice..so we have a Hitler and a Guevara!
P.s Milanfan, your avatar is really wierd to look at..

Don't worry Madam. Me and my forces of light will be there to save you. Saving damsels in distress is my thing

Life of an Interista on goal legacy...

Perhaps if I act like an ass from now on, my life will be spared? :lol!:

McLewis wrote:Perhaps if I act like an ass from now on, my life will be spared? :lol!:

He's coming after me and Crointer, you don't want to be next !

VibeTribe wrote:Life of an Interista on goal legacy...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I look forward to pwning you mate.

Milanfan7 wrote:

VibeTribe wrote:Life of an Interista on goal legacy...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I look forward to pwning you mate.

Same, but vice versa.

Best of luck to you bud

Well, some say it's an honour to die.

Iras, I would be happy to die to you.

Good luck with your dictatorship but remember, they don't usually succeed.

Glad you decided to save me for my family HAHA

Haha, being innocent is always good.

Behind this, iras is in my black list, and MTD will die too .