I Decided To Run For...

Haha, being innocent is always good.

Behind this, iras is in my black list, and MTD will die too .

fadjriemilan wrote:Haha, being innocent is always good.

Behind this, iras is in my black list, and MTD will die too .

maybe I should watch my back hahah

McLewis wrote:Perhaps if I act like an ass from now on, my life will be spared? :lol!:

I doubt that iam an ass and my life has been spared ( maybe you need to be a special type of ass?)

I was initially hoping that the list was done in order or priority in which case I'd be safe for a while, but then there's no way Cro and Sciacca can be killed without becoming joint Public Enemy No. 1. Hmm...how much do I love Abate?

Great laughs Iras, you're on top of your game still.

dostoevsky wrote:I was initially hoping that the list was done in order or priority in which case I'd be safe for a while, but then there's no way Cro and Sciacca can be killed without becoming joint Public Enemy No. 1. Hmm...how much do I love Abate?

Great laughs Iras, you're on top of your game still.

How dare you sir ! I proclaim you one of the smartest and this is how you treat me ! Fine ! Watch yourself !

You should know that my initial plans were only to come in action at the beginning, when a nice dictator wants to cement his place in his people's hearts.

Now, we'll go forward with the rules to be implemented in my section:


1. Anyone who opposes the opinions of yours truly in any way, will be imprisoned. There's no argue whatsoever on whether my opinions are true or false, they are to be taken for granted anyway.


2. No one is to talk about the weaknesses of the team, or they will be dealt with by immense force.


3. Anyone questioning facts in my regime will be hanged.

The facts? Here you go:

• Nesta is far better than Thiago Silva. Incomparable.
  
• Nesta is more popular than any of his teammates.
  
• Nesta is the righteous captain.
  
• Ibra is a great player, but a douche.
  
• Pato will remain injury free forever.
  
• Abbiati is better than Buffon.
  
• Abate is the undisputed king of full-back position in the world.
  
• Inzaghi will play until he's 44.
  
• Gattuso is a very compassionate, gentle fella.
  
• Van Bommel doesn't break the opponents' knees in half on purpose.
  
• Seedorf is the fastest creature on earth.
  
• Galliani will buy CR7, Messi and the whole "La Cantera" this summer, until January on tops.
  
• Berlusconi is such a decent oldman who doesn't take part in U-18 parties.
  
• Barbara is Pato's wife, not date.
  

These are facts in my royal opinion and like I said, anybody who finds the balls to oppose them will be hanged in a flash.


4. Our losses in the past such as the ones against Inter, Liverpool etc are not to be mentioned, or there will be severe punishments in line.


5. When we lose, it's either the referee or the dirty opponents, there's no way we lose to any team at normal circumstances.


6. In my section, there's no non-milanista. Everybody posting here is one and if proven otherwise, there will be unthinkable punishments.
Beware trolls.


7. There will be a poll to elect the president every month, the guy who will work under my supervision and does what he's told. He will be someone that I absolutely approve, or the election will be considered invalid. Anybody who abstains will also be imprisoned for an indefinite while.


8. By god, we plan to attack the Inter section before December to occupy that dump, anybody who tries to eschew the duty will be buried alive.


9. Everybody in the section should praise me a lot everyday and admit there's no better ruler than me. The treacherous will be tortured to death.


10. Every morning you will say "Hello and good morning my fuehrer" to my picture on your wall and pray for my health and longevity.


Note: You are always being watched, so, be responsible for what you're doing in your apparent secrecy.




Those who have suggestions for other rules are free to express them, but it's me who decides on adding them to the list.
If I don't like your idea or it was against the other rules, you're dead.

sciacca wrote:

dostoevsky wrote:I was initially hoping that the list was done in order or priority in which case I'd be safe for a while, but then there's no way Cro and Sciacca can be killed without becoming joint Public Enemy No. 1. Hmm...how much do I love Abate?

Great laughs Iras, you're on top of your game still.

How dare you sir ! I proclaim you one of the smartest and this is how you treat me ! Fine ! Watch yourself !

It is best for us to do away with you in a peaceful and humane manner before Abate finds out how you have been talking about him behind his back.

You won't like him when he's angry.

dostoevsky wrote:

sciacca wrote:

dostoevsky wrote:I was initially hoping that the list was done in order or priority in which case I'd be safe for a while, but then there's no way Cro and Sciacca can be killed without becoming joint Public Enemy No. 1. Hmm...how much do I love Abate?

Great laughs Iras, you're on top of your game still.

How dare you sir ! I proclaim you one of the smartest and this is how you treat me ! Fine ! Watch yourself !

It is best for us to do away with you in a peaceful and humane manner before Abate finds out how you have been talking about him behind his back.

You won't like him when he's angry.

I got my Soldati to protect me, I'm the Padrino of the Sciacca Clan ! He should be worried about me !

Enjoy your short leadership Iras. Once Fadi, Dante and Giancarlo arrive, my army will be complete

Milan Section Civil war ?

I side with Iras , Thy will be done!

mm..I like Iras' rules,agreed!

I WILL LIVE AND DICTATE THIS FORUM AFTER IRAS

shamr9pato wrote:I WILL LIVE AND DICTATE THIS FORUM AFTER IRAS

The revolution will be there to pwn pretenders

The war of Lombardy

ahaha great thread Iras... you are hilarious

but prepare for battle my friend



lol... but seriously Iras i remember before you didn't want to be a mod but honestly if you have the time now, you should do it

BigBoban wrote:ahaha great thread Iras... you are hilarious

but prepare for battle my friend



lol... but seriously Iras i remember before you didn't want to be a mod but honestly if you have the time now, you should do it

First of all, I got an advice for you: Run!

Run and hide, cuz when I get U, you're as good as dead! Didn't you see your name in the to-be-killed list?


Jokes aside, I created this thread to belittle the "Mod" argument, I want us to remain "us", not "us+he".

You get what I'm tryin' to say?

Cool, let's move on and forget the big, fat announcement of McLewis!

as always Iras well said, but I will hunt you down... lol

Iras thinks that because he is joking, so are we.

You are wrong my friend, very wrong