The Official Dwayne Wade <<<<<< you thread

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Durant and McCollum speaking about the Cousins signing

So,I would get into a gang fight, lose, plot on my brother for 2 months in our home and then go get the gang we lost to and beat him up? U think that low of me CJ? I just did your *bleep* podcast. Snakes in the grass boy I tell ya

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) 26. juli 2018

Some incredible stuff

Gotta love KD going on CJ's podcast thrashing the Blazers for minutes. And now he gets pissy about this tweet

Guy is never going to be happy or content in GSW, and I'm here for it.

He said our defence was gimmicky lmao.

Low key shitting on Blazers even when he doesn't mean to

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Looks more out of shape than prime Shaq

I just remembered Rooney joined DC United, makes sense now tbh. They've clearly been sharing dietary tips.

Beginning to think KD is joining Lakers after his comments about LeBron the other day. He just has to win ring 3, so he'll equal LeBron's tally, so they can get the same amount once teaming up.

The only reason he'd leave Golden State is to shut everyone up.

Which means there's no chance in hell of him joining Lebron.

Freeza wrote:Beginning to think KD is joining Lakers after his comments about LeBron the other day. He just has to win ring 3, so he'll equal LeBron's tally, so they can get the same amount once teaming up.

Lay off the weeeeeeeeeda

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:The only reason he'd leave Golden State is to shut everyone up.

Which means there's no chance in hell of him joining Lebron.

Well. Let's see. I think it's going to happen.

The thing he said about him loving LeBron's move so much and about chapters in a career, and moving from team to team seemed like a slight indication.

Can see Magic and LeBron being persuasive and being able to talk KD into shutting up when he's criticised.

Most of all KD's reputation was hurt by him joining an existing champion and all time great team. That would change if he was the one who put Lakers over the edge.

Can't see where else he'd go considering he wants to become a mogul.

Luca wrote:

Freeza wrote:Beginning to think KD is joining Lakers after his comments about LeBron the other day. He just has to win ring 3, so he'll equal LeBron's tally, so they can get the same amount once teaming up.

Lay off the weeeeeeeeeda

You guys the same thing when I said LeBron was coming alone

The chapter thing was just him saying he's going to the Knicks and bringing their first championship in over 40 years.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:The chapter thing was just him saying he's going to the Knicks and bringing their first championship in over 40 years.

Wouldn't hate that. Would be a great story and heal his reputation. Would love to see the Knicks being good, never experienced it.

Freeza wrote:

Luca wrote:

Freeza wrote:Beginning to think KD is joining Lakers after his comments about LeBron the other day. He just has to win ring 3, so he'll equal LeBron's tally, so they can get the same amount once teaming up.

Lay off the weeeeeeeeeda

You guys the same thing when I said LeBron was coming alone

You also said the Lakers were making the playoffs last season, in fact we even bet on it

It's not impossible for KD to move to the Lakers but basing it off an interview as some sort of lame foreshadowing, well, we know how the Paul George episode went

Luca wrote:

Freeza wrote:

Luca wrote:

Lay off the weeeeeeeeeda

You guys the same thing when I said LeBron was coming alone

You also said the Lakers were making the playoffs last season, in fact we even bet on it

It's not impossible for KD to move to the Lakers but basing it off an interview as some sort of lame foreshadowing, well, we know how the Paul George episode went

What did we bet I need to pay up. Even though I was hustled by those darn injuries.

Oh no, we missed out on Paul George.

We bet team name for the next fantasy season

The Paul George example was not to rub in that the Lakers missed out on him, good miss if you end up with someone better even in a year, it was because everyone, everyone was sure he was joining the Lakers only for him to cuck out and Durant is proven to be an even bigger cuck [I love KD though]

Freeza wrote:

Luca wrote:

Freeza wrote:

You guys the same thing when I said LeBron was coming alone

You also said the Lakers were making the playoffs last season, in fact we even bet on it

It's not impossible for KD to move to the Lakers but basing it off an interview as some sort of lame foreshadowing, well, we know how the Paul George episode went

Even though I was hustled by those darn injuries.

You never had a hope in hell, stahp.

We have a case for injuries hurting us, Clippers do, Denver does, San Antonio does, Minnesota does.

You don't.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Freeza wrote:

Luca wrote:


You also said the Lakers were making the playoffs last season, in fact we even bet on it

It's not impossible for KD to move to the Lakers but basing it off an interview as some sort of lame foreshadowing, well, we know how the Paul George episode went

Even though I was hustled by those darn injuries.

You never had a hope in hell, stahp.

We have a case for injuries hurting us, Clippers do, Denver does, San Antonio does, Minnesota does.

You don't.

We had more key guys injured though We could've at least been .500 with better luck. Playoffs seemed like a long shot.

We were in most games last year though, which was a great change. We just need to learn to finish games. Could've been a playoff team with that improvement.

Luca wrote:We bet team name for the next fantasy season

The Paul George example was not to rub in that the Lakers missed out on him, good miss if you end up with someone better even in a year, it was because everyone, everyone was sure he was joining the Lakers only for him to cuck out and Durant is proven to be an even bigger cuck [I love KD though]

Oh yeah, that was it.

Can't wait for fantasy ffs.

Same. I'm very hype for this year's fantasy. We have a decent enough rookie class again, and a great few players who were rookies last year, along with Ben Simmons etc.

LABron, with the young Lakers/Memers
Kawhi with the Raptors, DeMar on the Spurs

Fantasy implications

Kevin Love will be great for fantasy this year.

He is every year, just have to hope he doesn't get injured