Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Tomwin Lannister wrote:
Hans is probably right, but I need a 2nd opinion on the matter from Dr Moal
Hans analysis is incomplete IMO, after further investigation it tells us that Whoscored.com is a cyber dating service used to bring Messi's stats and his lovers together.
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Despite Messi being the best player in 2014 WC and Zidane doing nothing for France apparently in WC 98, People will remember Zidane scoring 2 World cup final goals and Messi missing a one on one with Neuer and most importantly, being a NT flop.
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
I'm not even kidding.
Everytime someone is overly emphasizing 'rationality', a psychoanalytical approach is a good shout, as according to psychoanalysis obsessive rationalism or objectivism as a worldview is basically nothing but a form of male hysteria.
Obviously we need to dig deeper. Has to do something with his parents too, the fixation on Messi and stats.
Maybe his father was of short growth and got a hard time from his local pub football teammates for it.
Maybe a big fuzz was made in his early childhood whether little baby harmonica did a 'number one' or 'number two' in his pampers, and how many times a day he managed which number.
And of course, since he veritably fetishizes stats, we could use a Freudian theory of the fetish.
Here the fixation of the fetish occurs in the moment of surprise and shock of seeing one's mother's genitals, and then quickly having to look away.
The fetishized object then would be constituted by where the kid's gaze wanders next, AFTER seeing his mother's bush.
If the kid looks down, it's a foot fetish.
If the mother is wearing nylon stockings, voila there you go.
In harmonica's case, I'd say his mother had an affair with the children's opthalmologist.
He once got tired of being left alone in the waiting room and started to search for his mother, found her naked already in the practise room, and then looked away to the wall onto one of those big tables with those different sized numbers
Everytime someone is overly emphasizing 'rationality', a psychoanalytical approach is a good shout, as according to psychoanalysis obsessive rationalism or objectivism as a worldview is basically nothing but a form of male hysteria.
Obviously we need to dig deeper. Has to do something with his parents too, the fixation on Messi and stats.
Maybe his father was of short growth and got a hard time from his local pub football teammates for it.
Maybe a big fuzz was made in his early childhood whether little baby harmonica did a 'number one' or 'number two' in his pampers, and how many times a day he managed which number.
And of course, since he veritably fetishizes stats, we could use a Freudian theory of the fetish.
Here the fixation of the fetish occurs in the moment of surprise and shock of seeing one's mother's genitals, and then quickly having to look away.
The fetishized object then would be constituted by where the kid's gaze wanders next, AFTER seeing his mother's bush.
If the kid looks down, it's a foot fetish.
If the mother is wearing nylon stockings, voila there you go.
In harmonica's case, I'd say his mother had an affair with the children's opthalmologist.
He once got tired of being left alone in the waiting room and started to search for his mother, found her naked already in the practise room, and then looked away to the wall onto one of those big tables with those different sized numbers
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Hapless_Hans wrote:I'm not even kidding.
Everytime someone is overly emphasizing 'rationality', a psychoanalytical approach is a good shout, as according to psychoanalysis obsessive rationalism or objectivism as a worldview is basically nothing but a form of male hysteria.
Obviously we need to dig deeper. Has to do something with his parents too, the fixation on Messi and stats.
Maybe his father was of short growth and got a hard time from his local pub football teammates for it.
Maybe a big fuzz was made in his early childhood whether little baby harmonica did a 'number one' or 'number two' in his pampers, and how many times a day he managed which number.
And of course, since he veritably fetishizes stats, we could use a Freudian theory of the fetish.
Here the fixation of the fetish occurs in the moment of surprise and shock of seeing one's mother's genitals, and then quickly having to look away.
The fetishized object then would be constituted by where the kid's gaze wanders next, AFTER seeing his mother's bush.
If the kid looks down, it's a foot fetish.
If the mother is wearing nylon stockings, voila there you go.
In harmonica's case, I'd say his mother had an affair with the children's opthalmologist.
He once got tired of being left alone in the waiting room and started to search for his mother, found her naked already in the practise room, and then looked away to the wall onto one of those big tables with those different sized numbers
Harmonica Hans just called your mother a slut and your father a cuckold. You going to take that?
Pls respawn.
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
I doubt Messi cares tbh
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
El Shaarawy wrote:I doubt Messi cares tbh
Harmonica wrote:
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
That's exactly why I left them out, because he was important in defending.M99 wrote:So according to you Sammer was not important at all for Germany? Why don't you add tackles/balls won so it's fair for players who contributed to defence?
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Harmonica wrote:That's exactly why I left them out, because he was important in defending.M99 wrote:So according to you Sammer was not important at all for Germany? Why don't you add tackles/balls won so it's fair for players who contributed to defence?
Harmonica won't you respond to Hans insulting your parents?
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of a sheep.jibers wrote:Harmonica wrote:That's exactly why I left them out, because he was important in defending.M99 wrote:So according to you Sammer was not important at all for Germany? Why don't you add tackles/balls won so it's fair for players who contributed to defence?
Harmonica won't you respond to Hans insulting your parents?
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Oh boy..... this is some sad stuff.
Wow. How did we get here?
Wow. How did we get here?
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
I really don't think it's necessary to stoop to personal insults on the time. This forum is pretty bad for them.
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Harmonica serious question. Do you Thiago Messi has Messi's potential?
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this thread is killing me
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El Cujo wrote:I really don't think it's necessary to stoop to personal insults on the time. This forum is pretty bad for them.
There's not a single personal insult in this thread tbf
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Ronaldo = MVP, TWO TIME Top scorer (5 goals each), 10 goals in 2 competitons, 5 assists, scored in all finals and big games, (including some of the best football final ever from a CA player), and most importantly, he's A TWO TIME CA CHAMPION. Infact by the age of 23 in 99 ronaldo basically decided to stop participating in the CA and confederations cup.
Adriano = CHAMPION, top scorer, MVP
Robinho = CHAMPION, top scorer, MVP
Suarez = CHAMPION
Rivaldo = CHAMPION
francescoli = CHAMPION
goycochea = CHAMPION
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Chokessi meanwhile......
Zilch goals in CA knock out stages,
2 goals in 17 CA games, (1 goal every 8 games)
Zilch medals in 3 trys,
Zilch goals in 2 finals,
Zilch goals from open play in the last 13 CA games
Zilch success
Adriano = CHAMPION, top scorer, MVP
Robinho = CHAMPION, top scorer, MVP
Suarez = CHAMPION
Rivaldo = CHAMPION
francescoli = CHAMPION
goycochea = CHAMPION
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Chokessi meanwhile......
Zilch goals in CA knock out stages,
2 goals in 17 CA games, (1 goal every 8 games)
Zilch medals in 3 trys,
Zilch goals in 2 finals,
Zilch goals from open play in the last 13 CA games
Zilch success
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Added Riquelme and Messi CA07.
Copa America non-MVP
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
CA07 Riquelme (arg) 13 (5 + 3 + 5) out of 16 team goals = 81% importance, runner-up
CA07 Messi (arg) 8 (2 + 3 + 3) out of 16 team goals = 50% importance, runner-up (Best Young Player)
Copa America non-MVP
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
CA07 Riquelme (arg) 13 (5 + 3 + 5) out of 16 team goals = 81% importance, runner-up
CA07 Messi (arg) 8 (2 + 3 + 3) out of 16 team goals = 50% importance, runner-up (Best Young Player)
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
This meme never gets old lmao
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Added Van Basten Euro88 and Platini Euro84.
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro88 Van Basten (ned) 7 (5 + 2 + 0) out of 8 team goals = 88% importance, champion
Euro84 Platini (fra) 11 (9 + 1 + 1) out of 14 team goals = 79% importance, champion
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro88 Van Basten (ned) 7 (5 + 2 + 0) out of 8 team goals = 88% importance, champion
Euro84 Platini (fra) 11 (9 + 1 + 1) out of 14 team goals = 79% importance, champion
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Messi's CA better than Platini's Euro. 100% importance > 79% importance.
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its also better than van basten's forget that goal in the final....it doesn't add up to more than 88% "importance" (whatever that means). i know its individual, but it also trumps the overall team effort of the greeks in 04...100%"importance" (whatever that means) > winning
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Added G.Müller Euro72. I'm thinking if qualifying should be added before the format change, but I don't think it's viable because the level of the teams involved. Maybe do it separately if there's enough material.
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro72 G.Müller (ger) 4 (4 + 0 + 0) out of 5 team goals = 80% importance, champion
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro72 G.Müller (ger) 4 (4 + 0 + 0) out of 5 team goals = 80% importance, champion
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Added Bonhof and D.Müller Euro76. Didn't find standout player from Czechoslovakia.
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro76 Bonhof 4 (0 + 4 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 67% importance (+1 SO goal), runner-up
Euro76 D.Müller 4 (4 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 67% importance, runner-up
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro76 Bonhof 4 (0 + 4 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 67% importance (+1 SO goal), runner-up
Euro76 D.Müller 4 (4 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 67% importance, runner-up
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Re: Best Performances in Euro and Copa America.
Here's another good stat
Teofilo Cubillas- 1 copa America
Lionel Messi- 0 copa americas
Teofilo Cubillas- 1 copa America
Lionel Messi- 0 copa americas
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Add Schmeichel and Larsen Euro92, they were the highest rated players of Denmark, possibly also B.Laudrup.
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Euro92 Schmeichel (den) goalie, champions
Euro92 Larsen (den) 3 (3 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 50% importance (+1 SO goal), champions
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro92 Schmeichel (den) goalie, champions
Euro92 Larsen (den) 3 (3 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 50% importance (+1 SO goal), champions
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Harmonica wrote:Add Schmeichel and Larsen Euro92, they were the highest rated players of Denmark, possibly also B.Laudrup.
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro92 Schmeichel (den) goalie, champions
Euro92 Larsen (den) 3 (3 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 50% importance (+1 SO goal), champions
Brian was by far Denmark's best attacking player
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Why?Valkyrja wrote:Harmonica wrote:Add Schmeichel and Larsen Euro92, they were the highest rated players of Denmark, possibly also B.Laudrup.
Goals (Scored + Assisted + Involved)
Euro92 Schmeichel (den) goalie, champions
Euro92 Larsen (den) 3 (3 + 0 + 0) out of 6 team goals = 50% importance (+1 SO goal), champions
Brian was by far Denmark's best attacking player
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