Re: Alan Pardew sack watch thread

by Onyx Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:17 pm

Newcastle finished 10th last season, which isn't too bad considering the other 9 teams had superior squads.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:17 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:get Thomas Tuchel.

A name that keeps popping up among Newcastle fans Laughing

Who is he? His name sounds too exotic for Ashley to have heard of him hmm

by Hapless_Hans Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:18 pm

The new Klopp.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:22 pm

Yohan Modric wrote:Newcastle finished 10th last season, which isn't too bad considering the other 9 teams had superior squads.

As you only deal in results I won't bother mentioning the plenty of other reasons why he needs to be sacked.

Pardew has lost 15 more games (66) than Souness and Dalglish combined (51), in the same number of matches managed (166).

Alan Pardew has FAILED to win 104 out of 166 games while in charge of NUFC.

by BeautifulGame Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:24 pm

Yohan Modric wrote:Newcastle finished 10th last season, which isn't too bad considering the other 9 teams had superior squads.

Newcastle finished 10th despite of Pardew than due to him.Also they easily play the worst football in the league and get regularly spanked by Sunderland.

by halamadrid2 Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:24 pm

Newcastle should try and nib Paco Jemez from Rayo Vallecano imo. It's amazing the level of football he has had them play despite it not showing in the table. Rayo is the fourth biggest club in Spain, probably at the level of Castilla so you can see the amazing work he has done. It didn't show so much in the results last season but his teams usually dominated games but the defence let them down

by BeautifulGame Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:27 pm

Read this on a guardian blog

Time for Pardew to go.
Our record in 2014: P 22; Won 5; Drawn 3; Lost 14.
Our home record in 2014: P: 11; Won 3; Drawn 2; Lost 6.
In 2014 we have failed to score in a higher proportion of our games than anyone in the entire football league. Hartlepool are second in that table.
In 2014 we have failed to score in 14 of the 22 matches, conceded 3 or more goals in 8 of 22 matches, and scored more than once in only 4 of 22 games.

Under Alan Pardew:
Newcastle's premier league opponents have scored first in 58 matches, and in those games Newcastle have come from behind to win only 4 times, drawn 9 times, and lost 45.
We have NEVER won a game when behind at half-time.
We have lost 17 home matches in the last two seasons, the worst record since '58-'59.
We have scored fewer set piece goals than any other PL team in the past 3 seasons.
We have lost by 3 or more goals over twenty times.

Not sure how anyone could put up this tbh

by Onyx Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:33 pm

Pardew most likely won't get sacked unless they're in a relegation battle or something. As long as they're around mid table, then everything's ok imo.

by Onyx Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:34 pm

What next, Newcastle have failed to score the first goal in a match against Hartlepool since 1864, so for that reason Pardew should be sacked? hmm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:35 pm

Yup

I grew out of patience a long time ago. Although in some ways it's too late as a lot of better players have left.

Better late than never though.

by Hapless_Hans Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:37 pm

I'm not even kidding.
The guy is unemployed right now after quitting the Mainz job, Mainz insist he's still under contract though so anybody getting him would have to pay them a little.
Guess he wanted a year off since I'm sure Schalke would've taken him.
He studied English so language no problem.
Budgetwise Newcastle is probably 10 times bigger than Mainz, and what he did at Mainz was nothing short of astonishing, and consistently.
He'd definitively get a big club job in Germany next, but maybe Premier League midtable would be a intresting step for him?

So be sure to fire Pardew quicker than Schalke fire Keller hmm

by Casciavit Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:40 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
Hapless_Hans wrote:get Thomas Tuchel.

A name that keeps popping up among Newcastle fans

Who is he? His name sounds too exotic for Ashley to have heard of him

http://www.theoriginalcoach.com/#!thomas-tuchels-tactical-secrets/c16z5

by Arquitecto Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:41 pm

One would think Tuchel would not have left Mainz just yet, but now that Hjulmand is on board, I can only see Tuchel biding his time for a year until the right offer. Given his nascence as a manager, Newscastle; a team brimming with talent would be perfect especially given the possible departure of Pardiexte would provide him a solid platform given the predecessor's failures.

Would be a dream signing if I were an NUFC fan.

by Casciavit Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:42 pm

3 page thread on Pardew

Only on GL Proud

by B-Mac Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:55 pm

Art Morte wrote:It would be weird to first keep the guy in the job for pre-season and transfer window and then sack him just five games into the season, so I think he's got more time than that.

Alan Pardew sack watch thread - Page 2 News_47262_Zampa

by M99 Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:17 pm

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by Tomwin Lannister Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:19 pm

lmaooo

by RealGunner Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:20 pm

by El Gunner Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:33 pm

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by BeautifulGame Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:00 am

http://sackpardew.com/ Laughing

by RealGunner Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:35 pm

Surely not much longer

by VendettaRed07 Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:17 pm

If Newcastle get hammered like this again next week, I say he's gone

And Mole will be back to being top poster on GL

by Art Morte Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:26 pm

I know I said just the other gameweek that keeping him in the job for the summer would indicate he won't be sacked that soon, but this is getting both embarrassing and worrying for Newcastle. If Pulis is willing to join Newcastle...

by RedOranje Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:00 pm

He'll be around through December at least.

by RealGunner Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:34 pm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxcYEouCAAAk3j6.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxcYE4xCEAAWHC6.jpg

Hull's Steve Bruce early favourite apparently. Difficult to see that with Hull signing so many of his players.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:06 pm

To hell with just Pardew sack them all.

Steve Stone wrote:Steve Stone - We dont want the ball

"you are at your weakest when you have the ball, when you are attacking or when you have a corner."

I would say a team is at is most dangerous when it has the ball.

How are you meant to score when you dont have the ball.

FFS Laughing

"Dont attack lads, they will score!"

John Carver wrote:John Carver

“Every Monday he comes into work having compiled a defensive report on the opposition.

That’s his project, working with our video analysts to provide players with the best information.

“This week, for example, he will talk about Manchester City’s angles of attack, their set-pieces, their movement, as well as focussing on individuals.

“The lads will be made aware of Dzeko’s strengths and weaknesses, the best way to nullify Silva, Milner’s incredible work-rate, everything.

“That takes care of Monday to Thursday. On Friday it’s my turn when we look at ways to get at opponents. Put simply, Alan concentrates on how not to lose and I then find ways to win.”

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