The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

Alan Pardew 1-0 Newcastle United

Bore off Hans.

They played a non league team who isn't even professional ffs

Mole United 1 - 0 Hansew

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just recording the results.
Dont worry though, plenty of rounds to go.

The February game between Palace and Newcastle should surely count for more than one point

Would be even tastier if it was in Newcastle, but anyway.

Nice thread.
Purely intended to spite Mole as he sees Palace get the results week after week and crawl their way past Newcastle in the table eventually.

Alan Pardew 2-0 Newcastle United

Rodgers + Lovren for Pardiola + Chamakh, make it happen already!

You guys are such ass holes lol.

But in any case I'm not bothered, he started off well with us too and everywhere else he's been quite frankly.

But it always gradually gets worse, eventually his poison will spread throughout the club.

I'll remain patient, in the mean time I'm just glad he's gone from my club.

Also I don't see how keeping score is fair when one of the clubs in question doesn't have a manager

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Also I don't see how keeping score is fair when one of the clubs in question doesn't have a manager

Just because you get sacked from Vancouver doesn't mean you're not a legit manager

It kinda does tbh

Plus the first win was against *bleep* Dover ffs

You prefer no manager over Pardew, totally fair.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:You guys are such ass holes lol.

But in any case I'm not bothered, he started off well with us too and everywhere else he's been quite frankly.

But it always gradually gets worse, eventually his poison will spread throughout the club.

I'll remain patient, in the mean time I'm just glad he's gone from my club.

If you get a good head coach who leads you in the right direction, this short term stuff will become a distant memory.

Alan Pardew 3-0 Newcastle United

TBF does Newcastle even have a coach?

BarrileteCosmico wrote:TBF does Newcastle even have a coach?

Yes. Carver.

Mole wanted Pardew out, mildly put.
He got his wish; now he's complaining that it's unfair to compare Newcastle results with relegation candidate Crystal Palace's because Newcastle 'don't have a coach' lol. The irony.

It's the first time Palace win back-to-back games in the league this season, and guess under who

Better to start counting when Garde comes in imo

Here lies Mole's hopes and dreams.

December 30th 2014- January 17th 2015

RIP

VendettaRed07 wrote:Here lies Mole's hopes and dreams.

December 30th 2014- January 17th 2015

RIP

Oh how can they die so young

Art Morte wrote:The February game between Palace and Newcastle should surely count for more than one point

Would be even tastier if it was in Newcastle, but anyway.

I think the direct head to head game will count like this: winner 3 points, draw one each.

Also I just now decided that Pardew will get an extra point for every week (or half week etc , i.e every matchday) Crystal Palace spend ahead of Newcastle in the table, a scenario which is expected to occur in 2 matchdays at the latest, and earliest.

Don't know quite yet how to deal with draws pointswise, thankfully so far Pardews Palace have won everything and Newcastle lost everything

RealGunner wrote:Better to start counting when Garde comes in imo

why? It's not Pardew vs Garde, it's Pardew vs Newcastle.
Pardew has to operate with a clearly inferior team to Newcastle in the first place, it's not like the comparison is skewed to Newcastle's disadvantage lol.

Hapless_Hans wrote:

RealGunner wrote:Better to start counting when Garde comes in imo

why? It's not Pardew vs Garde, it's Pardew vs Newcastle.
Pardew has to operate with a clearly inferior team to Newcastle in the first place, it's not like the comparison is skewed to Newcastle's disadvantage lol.

+1