Re: The Official Talk About Whatever Thread

by CBarca Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:36 pm

So while my GF has been gone on vacation, I've had the keys to her house so I can bring in the paper/mail, feed her sister's fish and ~~masturbate in her bedroom~~ take care of the place.

They get home tomorrow night. Any ideas of things I should do before that happens or things to surprise her family?

Spoiler:

by Juveman17 Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:56 pm

ffs CB

by Kick Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:06 am

replace all photographs with naked selfies, build a bed out of nothing but chocolate and when they return, lie naked on it.

Also, where has Juveman been?

by isignedupjusttoseesigs Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:56 am

crap in all of the toilets and not flush any of them

by beatrixasdfghjk. Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:37 am

Is it normal to have the keys to your girlfriend's house at 18 ._____.

by Shed Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:59 pm

If you're as smooth (read: slimy) an operator as CB I suppose it is :coffee:

by CBarca Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:50 pm

They came home early so I got drunk and keyed "Allegri4ever" on the two cars they had at their house.

Awaiting repercussions Proud

Spoiler:

by Kick Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:38 am

Should have changed all the photos to pictures of Kevin Constant! rofl

by Forza Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:33 am

http://www.datasport.it/images/2013/11/25/constant420.jpg

by Kick Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:27 am

Exactly!

by Juveman17 Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:31 pm

Constant

by beatrixasdfghjk. Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:38 pm

Going to a friend's birthday party in a few days except I don't actually know when her birthday is, I can't confidently say HAPPY BIRTHDAY if it's not her birthday, how can I find this information short of directly asking anyone who would be at the party?

by dostoevsky Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:41 pm

Steal their wallet and examine their license.

by Juveman17 Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:52 pm

Tip: Never listen to any of Dosto's tips, he likes to see the world burn in flames

by dostoevsky Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:54 pm

by CBarca Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:33 pm

Text her "when is your birthday" and then claim your friend took your phone Laughing

by isignedupjusttoseesigs Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:53 pm

just dont say happy birthday? wheres the problem?

by fatman123 Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:28 am

Facebook will tell you

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:41 am

dostoevsky wrote:Steal their wallet and examine their license.

That is how I usually operate, however I actually want to know before I go to the party.

isignedupjusttoseesigs wrote:just dont say happy birthday? wheres the problem?

Who goes to a birthday party without saying happy birthday Laughing

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fatman123 wrote:Facebook will tell you

Can't find anything Sad

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by CBarca Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:49 am

wait if you're going to the birthday party, wouldn't that presumably be on her birthday? It doesn't have to be i realize. Either way, people will be saying happy birthday if it is hers, so then you could assume it's her birthday.

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:51 am

CBarca wrote:wait if you're going to the birthday party, wouldn't that presumably be on her birthday? It doesn't have to be i realize. Either way, people will be saying happy birthday if it is hers, so then you could assume it's her birthday.

I've been informed it's 'the day most people are available'.
Thinking of sending her an online gift card, so giving it on the wrong day would be rather embarrassing..

by CBarca Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:28 am

Ok after a lot of hard work and thought, I have answer.

Ask a friend.

by Kick Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:39 am

Better idea, stalk her facebook until someone posts a happy birthday messege, then proceed to send your online card Thumbs up

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:43 am

CBarca wrote:Ok after a lot of hard work and thought, I have answer.

Ask a friend.

I've asked numerous people who aren't going to the party but they don't know Sad

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Kick wrote:Better idea, stalk her facebook until someone posts a happy birthday messege, then proceed to send your online card

I don't think anyone will though, if there weren't any for the last 4 years, I'm assuming she vets her timeline pretty thoroughly (and no one who isn't at the party seems to know it anyway).

by Kick Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:50 am

Tell her you celebrate birthday Weeks and send her a card every day leading up to the party.

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:19 am

Kick wrote:Tell her you celebrate birthday Weeks and send her a card every day leading up to the party.

When do I stop?

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