Re: Pass it to wings---------->Cross it to box

by Zero Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:19 pm

Lex wrote:
Zero wrote:More crosses than the Vatican.

St. Moyes
More balls in the box than a pack of Christmas baubles

Moyes telling Clevs to pass it sideways....to the wings.

by RED Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:10 pm

Busby Babe wrote:

Moysie

I dislike him so much. He has single handidly made me hate watching United. It's now more of a chore to watch them rather than it being a joyous thing.

And before anyone starts, it's nothing to do with us losing only. It's the fact that he has us playing the worse football I've ever seen coupled with the losses.

A nightmare. well done SAF for hiring this clown when we had a pick of top managers all wanting to come to us.

by Babun Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:54 pm

Adit wrote:When Moyes was appointed as United manager to continue the work done by Fergie i didnt knew he was taking their historical wing play to another level.

Moyes Football
while(time!=90+addedTime) {
try{
cross++;
}
catch(PlayerNotFoundException e){
System.out.println("God Dammit!");
}
}

If you try to run in you'll get "FergieLibraryNotFound" runtime exception smoking

by RealGunner Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:58 pm

Is that python Babun

by Babun Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:17 pm

RealGunner wrote:Is that python Babun

Java, author of the joke are me and Nick :coffee:

P.S. sports is right, crossing isn't the problem. The real problem is the variety of crosses and how attacking the wide areas is implemented in the first place. Going wide is fundamental to stretch defence. No stretch-> no space for attackers or runs.