How many Goals will Newcastle put past Liverpool on Sunday?

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:57 pm

-Newcastle 10th while Liverpool 12th hmm

-Anfield is a former shadow of itself atmospherically and statistically. We have 4 losses in all comps in this stadium while only ONE win.

-Newcastle unbeaten in their group of death while playing a B team.

-They have Coloccini, we have a semi-retired Carragher

-They have Santon at LB, we have Downing

-They have Krul, we have Valdes' twin brother in form, Pepe Reina.

-They have Cabaye, we have Henderson

-They have Alan Pardeux.

-They have Hatem Ben-Arfa, we have....Joe Cole

-They have Ba we have an unproven Adam Morgan, Samed Yesil...and Joe Cole

-They have Ameobi. We don't have Ameobi

-They have Cisse....we have Joe Cole

-We have Joe Cole.

-Anfield curse doesn't exist. Don't listen to that Valencian nutcase Mole.

Prediction: 3-11.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:57 pm

Already a thread Arq Razz

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:59 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Already a thread Arq

But it never asked from Newcastle's perspective hmm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:02 pm

Good point hmm

Anyway we have Pardew can only play 4-4-2 you have Brendan Rodgiola....

We have no hope.

Kluivert was the last person to score against Liverpool for us rofl

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:07 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Good point

Anyway we have Pardew can only play 4-4-2 you have Brendan Rodgiola....

We have no hope.

We have a possession whore who is out possessed and can only play a 4-3-3.

Pardioni has played a 4-3-3, 4-2-3-1 (EL) and briefly a 3-5-2 in the 2nd half vs United.

That tactical flexibility How many Goals will Newcastle put past Liverpool on Sunday? Icon_fap

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:13 pm

Arquitecto wrote:
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Good point

Anyway we have Pardew can only play 4-4-2 you have Brendan Rodgiola....

We have no hope.

What a shit post.

We have a possession whore who is out possessed and can only play a 4-3-3.

Pardioni has played a 4-3-3, 4-2-3-1 (EL) and briefly a 3-5-2 in the 2nd half vs United.

That tactical flexibility

How many Goals will Newcastle put past Liverpool on Sunday? Okayguy

Anyway you have a 17 yr old with 4 kids while we have a french buffoon with a freakishly large head.

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:21 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
Arquitecto wrote:
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Good point

Anyway we have Pardew can only play 4-4-2 you have Brendan Rodgiola....

We have no hope.

What a shit post.

We have a possession whore who is out possessed and can only play a 4-3-3.

Pardioni has played a 4-3-3, 4-2-3-1 (EL) and briefly a 3-5-2 in the 2nd half vs United.

That tactical flexibility

Anyway you have a 17 yr old with 4 kids while we have a french buffoon with a freakishly large head.

-We have a goalkeeper who dips his hands in soap pre-match.

-We have a one-footed midlands man who boxed his girlfriend in a night club.

-We have a man who is better then Messi in training but not even as effective as Morris Carrozieri in the actual game.

And that French Buffon destroyed Club Brugge ffs

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:34 pm

All this becomes irrelevant when you consider these key factors.....

We have a right back and a centre back are a genuinely frightened of the ball and treat it like it's a nuclear bomb.

We have a striker who has gone from Samuel Eto'o to Sam Raimi

A manager who plays his most creative players deeper than his GK.

We have a midfield duo who are about as threatening as a Piadina

Last but not least we have not had a player who has scored at Anfield ( yes scored) since Patrick Kluivert in 04/05

It's in the bag mate.

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:50 pm

LMAO Mole

-A manager who plays Henderson and Downing as Fullbacks.

-A winger who is more afraid to try and dribble his man and use his right foot then one would be of a Siberian Tiger running directly at him.

-A man who gets his ass kicked to a pulp at a party for trying to win over a Page 3 girl.

- A man who has become Hodgsonized and hoofs every chance he gets

-A bald Brad Pitt who makes Paul Scholes tackles as good as Beckenbauer and the first touch of a...you guessed it...a rapist.

-A forward who shots 3404009659 times and gets in less then 14% of them.

-A Real Madrid reject (fresh batch alongside Granero)

-A man with a name that resonates an intelligent adjective but is quite the opposite himself.

- A stadium which is quieter then Tranmere Rovers in a COC match.

-A Mackem. (beat this)

-Kluivert? Pardew's Newcastle>>>>>> any almost this decade.

Give it up Mole.

by Onyx Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:50 pm

I think the score will be 1-1 or a draw.

Suarez > Cisse and Ba. :coffee:

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:52 pm

Yohan Modric wrote:I think the score will be 3-11 or a *derp*.

Cisse and Ba>Suarez

I agree Yohan.

by Swanhends Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:11 pm

Its hard to read Mole's posts now that The Rock is his avatar...that is one good looking man

by Gil Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:16 pm

Raheem Sterling > HBA.

Swanhends wrote:Its hard to read Mole's posts now that The Rock is his avatar...that is one good looking man

Repped.

Had the biggest man-crush on him when the WWF was actually the you know... WWF.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:28 pm

Arquitecto wrote:LMAO Mole

-A manager who plays Henderson and Downing as Fullbacks.

I'm not surprised considering Enrique and Johnson are about as clueless as Bonera and Alba combined

-A winger who is more afraid to try and dribble his man and use his right foot then one would be of a Siberian Tiger running directly at him.

Hell we don't have any wingers ffs.

-A man who gets his ass kicked to a pulp at a party for trying to win over a Page 3 girl.

Our players don't even get invited to parties.

- A man who has become Hodgsonized and hoofs every chance he gets

Hell our whole team hoofs

-A bald Brad Pitt who makes Paul Scholes tackles as good as Beckenbauer and the first touch of a...you guessed it...a rapist.

You clearly have not met Chiek Tiote with his grand record of 30 yellow cards in 60 games

-A forward who shots 3404009659 times and gets in less then 14% of them.

If at first you don't succeed..... he has more goals than Ba and Cisse

-A Real Madrid reject (fresh batch alongside Granero)

At least you have Real Madrid players we deal with Portsmouth rejects.

-A man with a name that resonates an intelligent adjective but is quite the opposite himself.

At least you have something intelligent..... look at this picture

Spoiler:

- A stadium which is quieter then Tranmere Rovers in a COC match.

Atleast you don't have Tranmere Rovers rejects....

Spoiler:

-A Mackem. (beat this)

2 Everton fans beat that !

-Kluivert? Pardew's Newcastle>>>>>> any almost this decade.

Still scored more than Pardew's Newcastle has

Give it up Mole.

Just face it you will win by at least 4 goals we have no hope.

by Gil Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:29 pm

Anti-jinxes only work for one poster on this forum. :coffee:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:33 pm

Gil wrote:Anti-jinxes only work for one poster on this forum.

I'm not jinxing...... we can't win and we won't win but Arq doesn't understand Sad

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:12 pm

I'm not surprised considering Enrique and Johnson are about as clueless as Bonera and Alba combined

Doesn't make Downing or Hendo any less clueless. You just proved my point on our fullbacks :coffee:

Hell we don't have any wingers ffs.

Having no wingers is better then having an inbred chav from Middlesborough who is as effective as Quarks. Ask the Italians

Our players don't even get invited to parties.

Nobody wants to invite such hard, disciplined and focused (on their career) individuals. I wish my team could be more like their footballing scholars.

Hell our whole team hoofs

When it doubt, hoof- Butterball Smithy

It works for Stoke and will continue in that respect. Also works in FIFA :coffee:

At least you have a philosophy while we can't decide whether we want to hoof, counter or play possession.

If at first you don't succeed..... he has more goals than Ba and Cisse

Mole you and I both know when you shoot the ball that much it eventually goes in. Davide Moscaradelli mastered this philosophy.

At least you have Real Madrid players we deal with Portsmouth rejects.

I rather use a cheap and affordable condom then a used and abused one.

At least you have something intelligent..... look at this picture

I guess you haven't met....

Spoiler:

Atleast you don't have Tranmere Rovers rejects....

But we have a Sunderland and Charlton Athletic Reject making regular appearances in the STARTING line-up for us. The Tranmere reject knew his fate Laughing

2 Everton fans beat that !

Couldn't really make a comeback here Sad

Still scored more than Pardew's Newcastle has

If Pardiola had Kluivert he would have won the PL. Pardew>>>Scrub Robson (RIP)

Mole its quite obvious your standing on one leg. I already gave you a chance.

Liverpool will be outpassed, outplayed and outwitted and of course, outscored. The "Anfield Curse" will end this weekend.

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