What a f*ckin plank :lol:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed May 16, 2012 6:39 pm

I’m so proud to be going to Cup Final... I’ve ironed my ticket

DOZY Hearts fan Ian Downie told of his horror last night after burning his Scottish Cup Final ticket — when he tried to IRON it.

Ian, 34, was so proud of his prized football brief, he thought it would be a good idea to “spruce it up” ahead of Saturday’s Hampden Park showpiece.

But he now risks MISSING the Jambos’ historic derby clash against Hibs after his ticket was left a charred mess.

Last night Ian said: “I saw my mate’s ticket which looked fresh and brand new and thought, ‘I’ll just spruce it up a little.’

“I put it in a tea towel and ironed it, but I was in shock when I took it out.”

:lol!:

by Swanhends Wed May 16, 2012 6:41 pm

Serves him right

Hibs > Hearts

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by S32TABLANCA Wed May 16, 2012 6:45 pm

Having a ticket is like winning a trophy :vagi:

by Dante Wed May 16, 2012 6:53 pm

that guy must be dumber than a straw is Laughing

by DRK Wed May 16, 2012 6:56 pm

What a stooge! :lol!:

by urbaNRoots Wed May 16, 2012 7:03 pm

Still a better story than Twilight Laughing

By the way this is one funny story aswell:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/14052012/58/europa-league-bilbao-fans-fly-wrong-country.html

Mistaking Bucharest with Budapest to miss the final Laughing

by Lex Wed May 16, 2012 7:20 pm

Surprised he didn't stick it in the dishwasher first

by Swanhends Wed May 16, 2012 7:20 pm

Lex wrote:Surprised he didn't stick it in the dishwasher first

Only way to remedy that would be to stick it in the dryer Laughing

by TalkingReckless Wed May 16, 2012 7:26 pm

urbaNRoots wrote:
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/14052012/58/europa-league-bilbao-fans-fly-wrong-country.html

Mistaking Bucharest with Budapest to miss the final

What a f*ckin plank :lol: 2228474288_tumblr_lcyuywnYml1qdr9hr_xlarge

by Sushi Master Wed May 16, 2012 8:45 pm

He should have ironed his ugly mug.

by BiasedMilanFan3 Thu May 17, 2012 9:28 am

I hope his wife or girlfriend doesn't let him make that foolish mistake again

She better be keeping an iron him!

What a f*ckin plank :lol: Tumblr_lqamctgZYv1qavu5m