Things Plastic Football Fans Say

This happened to me on Friday night

Guy: Yeah, I'm more of a soccer fan
Me: Ok cool, who do you support
Guy: I'm a Barcelona fan
Me: Ok nice, i bet its been enjoyable supporting them over the last few seasons
Guy: Yeah its been good, but i also like Real Madarid and they havent won many trophies recently and Barca are on the verge of winning the league again
Me:

anyone else have similar stories?

some guy back in the days

Me: You watch football?
Him: welll yea sometimes but not often
Me: Ah who do you support then ?
Him: Wellll it depends, if liverpool are playing i want them to win and if Man utd are playing, i want them to win.
Me:

me:game's on gotta go
him:whos playing
me: bayern
him:ohhh so you support a crap team
me:why is it a crap team
him:because you play in a small league
me:what would you call a big league then
him:la liga
me:who do you support then
him:barcelona

Me-do you watch football?

guy-me? are you kidding me? im a die hard football fan.

me-OMG,good to find a football fan among these cricket crazies,btw which team you support?

guy-Argentina.They shouldve won World cup ,they had messi.

me- Argentina was very weak ,spain deserved it.

guy-yeah gotta give it to spain,they won the World Cup with bunch of nobodies.

me-what do you mean by bunch of nobodies?

guy-i mean where was xavi,iniesta,casillas before world cup? who were they? nothing.

me- :vagi:

Adit wrote:Me-do you watch football?

guy-me? are you kidding me? im a die hard football fan.

me-OMG,good to find a football fan among these cricket crazies,btw which team you support?

guy-Argentina.They shouldve won World cup ,they had messi.

me- Argentina was very weak ,spain deserved it.

guy-yeah gotta give it to spain,they won the World Cup with bunch of nobodies.

me-what do you mean by bunch of nobodies?

guy-i mean where was xavi,iniesta,casillas before world cup? who were they? nothing.

me- :vagi:

ohh dear god not the worldcup days got into a deep fight over wearing a Netherlands shirt

Before we were a decent side:

Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Brazil. They have Ronaldoooo!
Girls: Well, I love Italy. They such sexy players!

A few years after:
Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Spain. They have Xavi!
Girls: Well, I love Spain. They such sexy players!

Not in WC years:
Do you watch football?
Girls/guys: Of course! I watch the Clasicos with my friends. We support Barcelona.

People here have no sence of loyalty. At least nowadays some people anwser La Vinotinto.

Skips past majority of conversation.

Me- You support Real Madrid?
Girl- Yeah
Me-Who is the greatest player in Real Madrid History
Girl- Ronaldo
Me- R9
Girl- No CR7
Me-

*walks away without responding*

Me: Who do you support?
Boy: Manchester City

Le Samourai wrote:Skips past majority of conversation.

Me- You support Real Madrid?
Girl- Yeah
Me-Who is the greatest player in Real Madrid History
Girl- Ronaldo
Me- R9
Girl- No CR7
Me-

*walks away without responding*

There are different lvl's of GOATNESS, maybe her criteria was his pecs which, no homo, are indeed worthy of being the GOATEST of Real Madrid

Sushi Master wrote:Before we were a decent side:

Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Brazil. They have Ronaldoooo!
Girls: Well, I love Italy. They such sexy players!

A few years after:
Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Spain. They have Xavi!
Girls: Well, I love Spain. They such sexy players!

Not in WC years:
Do you watch football?
Girls/guys: Of course! I watch the Clasicos with my friends. We support Barcelona.

People here have no sence of loyalty. At least nowadays some people anwser La Vinotinto.

exact same thing happens in Aus mate

Ali"The Superman"8775 wrote:Me: Who do you support?
Boy: Manchester City

gotta give the boy credit after all he joined an infamous bandwagon

guy: so who do you support?
me: valencia
guy: oh you're spanish, cool
me: no, i'm from slovakia
guy: so why do you support valencia? that's weird
me: and who do you support?
guy: manchester united mate
me: so you're from manchester?
guy: nah, i'm from reading
me:

che wrote:guy: so who do you support?
me: valencia
guy: oh you're spanish, cool
me: no, i'm from slovakia
guy: so why do you support valencia? that's weird
me: and who do you support?
guy: manchester united mate
me: so you're from manchester?
guy: nah, i'm from reading
me:

hes from england and supports an english side, makes much more sense then your case does

bullshit

he's from england, reading to be precise, which means he's got a decent football club to support right where he lives, club with a lot of followers, decent players for that level etc... not to mention possible direct competition

my hometown club, and the entire league for that matter, plays worse football than a bunch of kids on a playground

see thats why we still need :lucas, cant replace it

white_star will probably have a few stories for this thread lol

"I Support so & so, because my uncles, cousins, next door neighbours, window cleaners, butchers, life partner originally comes from there and supported them as a kid"

Me: What's your favorite team/ who do you support?
Him: Barcelona
Me: Really since when?
Him: For a while now tbh
Me: who was their last coach before guardiola?
Him: idk why does it matter? I support Barca not the coach
Me: facepalm

my friend that sells me soccer jerseys.

Last year
Me: oh youre selling jerseys sick, who's your team?
him: Barca man they are so good.
me: oh yeah they are doing great these days

Early this year
Me: hows barca?
him: meh I follow madrid now. I love ozil.
me: yeah ozil is a good player, but what happened to barca?
him: i didn't really follow football back then

now
me: seems like madrids winning la liga, congrats
him: meh, i'm following bayern now
:vagi:

So I'm at the cafe...

--
Me: Are you going to watch the Argentina - Chile match tonight?

Friend: Yeah. Messi is going to have a field day.

Me: Really? Chile press very hard, and I believe it will lead to alot of Messi errors.

Friend: I don't think so. Messi never makes mistakes, and always skips past any type of pressure.

Me: Whatever then. If you think Argentina are going to walk away with a huge win, think again. Chile are really quick on the counter and can really put Argentina's defense under huge discomfort.

Friend: Yeah? Who's capable of doing that apart from Sanchez and Fernando Gonzalez?

Fernando Gonzalez is a Chilean Tennis Player.

Late 2011:

Me: Hey we're going to watch the clasico want to come?

Friend: Sure, although I haven't been following football much lately.

Me: That's cool, who will you cheer for? Or are you going to be neutral?

Friend: Nah I'll support Barca, I really like them plus they have Ibrahimovic, my favourite player.

Me: There is something I need to tell you :vagi:

Tbh a lot of this forum has many plastics, hell maybe even some of the people who posted here are too :vagi:

Me: So this is football. 11 players for each side
Girl: I see, but isn't it boring that there are only 2-3 goals in 90 minutes
Me: well, much less boring than the commercialized NFL
girl: true that, so who is playing?
Me: it's Liverpool vs Spurs
girl: that number 5 of Liverpool is hot
Me: Tell me about it !

[Anfield Cat enters]

girl: Is it part of the game too ?

Me: :vagi:

how do you judge plastics though..

Haha this is a goat thread but i will not get too involved because the Madrid goal legacy gang will attack.

An example is;

I am from country (insert anywhere but spain) but my grandpas, son knows a guy who knows a guy that had a dog that lived in Madrid/Barcelona therefore I am the biggest fan.