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Post by fatman123 Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:07

This happened to me on Friday night

Guy: Yeah, I'm more of a soccer fan
Me: Ok cool, who do you support
Guy: I'm a Barcelona fan
Me: Ok nice, i bet its been enjoyable supporting them over the last few seasons
Guy: Yeah its been good, but i also like Real Madarid and they havent won many trophies recently and Barca are on the verge of winning the league again
Me: :facepalm:

anyone else have similar stories?
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Post by RealGunner Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:18

some guy back in the days

Me: You watch football?
Him: welll yea sometimes but not often
Me: Ah who do you support then ?
Him: Wellll it depends, if liverpool are playing i want them to win and if Man utd are playing, i want them to win.
Me: Neutral
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Post by la bestia negra Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:24

me:game's on gotta go
him:whos playing
me: bayern
him:ohhh so you support a crap team
me:why is it a crap team
him:because you play in a small league
me:what would you call a big league then
him:la liga
me:who do you support then
him:barcelona
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Post by Adit Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:25

Me-do you watch football? Things Plastic Football Fans Say Fa

guy-me? are you kidding me? im a die hard football fan. Things Plastic Football Fans Say Fyea

me-OMG,good to find a football fan among these cricket crazies,btw which team you support? cheers

guy-Argentina.They shouldve won World cup No ,they had messi. Heart

me- Argentina was very weak ,spain deserved it. Things Plastic Football Fans Say Einstein

guy-yeah gotta give it to spain,they won the World Cup with bunch of nobodies.Things Plastic Football Fans Say OcaH6

me-what do you mean by bunch of nobodies? scratch

guy-i mean where was xavi,iniesta,casillas before world cup? who were they? nothing.Things Plastic Football Fans Say Yuno

me- :vagi:
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Post by la bestia negra Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:26

Adit wrote:Me-do you watch football? Things Plastic Football Fans Say Fa

guy-me? are you kidding me? im a die hard football fan. Things Plastic Football Fans Say Fyea

me-OMG,good to find a football fan among these cricket crazies,btw which team you support? cheers

guy-Argentina.They shouldve won World cup No ,they had messi. Heart

me- Argentina was very weak ,spain deserved it. Things Plastic Football Fans Say Einstein

guy-yeah gotta give it to spain,they won the World Cup with bunch of nobodies.Things Plastic Football Fans Say OcaH6

me-what do you mean by bunch of nobodies? scratch

guy-i mean where was xavi,iniesta,casillas before world cup? who were they? nothing.Things Plastic Football Fans Say Yuno

me- :vagi:

ohh dear god not the worldcup days got into a deep fight over wearing a Netherlands shirt
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Post by Sushi Master Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:29

Before we were a decent side:

Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Brazil. They have Ronaldoooo!
Girls: Well, I love Italy. They such sexy players!

A few years after:
Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Spain. They have Xavi!
Girls: Well, I love Spain. They such sexy players!

Not in WC years:
Do you watch football?
Girls/guys: Of course! I watch the Clasicos with my friends. We support Barcelona.

People here have no sence of loyalty. :facepalm: At least nowadays some people anwser La Vinotinto.
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Post by Le Samourai Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:30

Skips past majority of conversation.

Me- You support Real Madrid?
Girl- Yeah
Me-Who is the greatest player in Real Madrid History
Girl- Ronaldo
Me- R9
Girl- No CR7 Heart
Me- Laughing

*walks away without responding*
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Post by Ali Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:34

Me: Who do you support?
Boy: Manchester City
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Post by Rossoneri Ninja Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:35

Le Samourai wrote:Skips past majority of conversation.

Me- You support Real Madrid?
Girl- Yeah
Me-Who is the greatest player in Real Madrid History
Girl- Ronaldo
Me- R9
Girl- No CR7 Heart
Me- Laughing

*walks away without responding*

There are different lvl's of GOATNESS, maybe her criteria was his pecs which, no homo, are indeed worthy of being the GOATEST of Real Madrid
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Post by fatman123 Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:36

Sushi Master wrote:Before we were a decent side:

Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Brazil. They have Ronaldoooo!
Girls: Well, I love Italy. They such sexy players!

A few years after:
Who are you supporting this World Cup?
Guys: Well, I love Spain. They have Xavi!
Girls: Well, I love Spain. They such sexy players!

Not in WC years:
Do you watch football?
Girls/guys: Of course! I watch the Clasicos with my friends. We support Barcelona.

People here have no sence of loyalty. :facepalm: At least nowadays some people anwser La Vinotinto.

exact same thing happens in Aus mate
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Post by la bestia negra Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 11:38

Ali"The Superman"8775 wrote:Me: Who do you support?
Boy: Manchester City

gotta give the boy credit after all he joined an infamous bandwagon
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Post by che Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:10

guy: so who do you support?
me: valencia
guy: oh you're spanish, cool
me: no, i'm from slovakia
guy: so why do you support valencia? that's weird
me: and who do you support?
guy: manchester united mate
me: so you're from manchester?
guy: nah, i'm from reading
me: Things Plastic Football Fans Say Are-you-*bleep*-kidding-me
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Post by fatman123 Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:14

che wrote:guy: so who do you support?
me: valencia
guy: oh you're spanish, cool
me: no, i'm from slovakia
guy: so why do you support valencia? that's weird
me: and who do you support?
guy: manchester united mate
me: so you're from manchester?
guy: nah, i'm from reading
me: Things Plastic Football Fans Say Are-you-*bleep*-kidding-me

hes from england and supports an english side, makes much more sense then your case does Razz
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Post by che Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:16

bullshit

he's from england, reading to be precise, which means he's got a decent football club to support right where he lives, club with a lot of followers, decent players for that level etc... not to mention possible direct competition

my hometown club, and the entire league for that matter, plays worse football than a bunch of kids on a playground
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Post by fatman123 Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:21

see thats why we still need :lucas, Razz cant replace it
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Post by Zealous Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:38

white_star will probably have a few stories for this thread lol
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Post by NiallQuinnsdiscoPants Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 12:46

"I Support so & so, because my uncles, cousins, next door neighbours, window cleaners, butchers, life partner originally comes from there and supported them as a kid"
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Post by FalcaoPunch Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 13:42

Me: What's your favorite team/ who do you support?
Him: Barcelona
Me: Really since when?
Him: For a while now tbh
Me: who was their last coach before guardiola?
Him: idk why does it matter? I support Barca not the coach
Me: facepalm
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Post by arabprince Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 14:02

my friend that sells me soccer jerseys.

Last year
Me: oh youre selling jerseys sick, who's your team?
him: Barca man they are so good.
me: oh yeah they are doing great these days

Early this year
Me: hows barca?
him: meh I follow madrid now. I love ozil.
me: yeah ozil is a good player, but what happened to barca?
him: i didn't really follow football back then

now
me: seems like madrids winning la liga, congrats
him: meh, i'm following bayern now
:vagi:
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Post by Yeezus Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 14:02

So I'm at the cafe...

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Me: Are you going to watch the Argentina - Chile match tonight?

Friend: Yeah. Messi is going to have a field day.

Me: Really? Chile press very hard, and I believe it will lead to alot of Messi errors.

Friend: I don't think so. Messi never makes mistakes, and always skips past any type of pressure.

Me: Whatever then. If you think Argentina are going to walk away with a huge win, think again. Chile are really quick on the counter and can really put Argentina's defense under huge discomfort.

Friend: Yeah? Who's capable of doing that apart from Sanchez and Fernando Gonzalez?

Fernando Gonzalez is a Chilean Tennis Player.

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Post by Zealous Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 14:15

Late 2011:

Me: Hey we're going to watch the clasico want to come?

Friend: Sure, although I haven't been following football much lately.

Me: That's cool, who will you cheer for? Or are you going to be neutral?

Friend: Nah I'll support Barca, I really like them plus they have Ibrahimovic, my favourite player.

Me: There is something I need to tell you :vagi:
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Post by Abramovich Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 14:49

Tbh a lot of this forum has many plastics, hell maybe even some of the people who posted here are too :vagi:
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Post by Guest Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 14:54

Me: So this is football. 11 players for each side
Girl: I see, but isn't it boring that there are only 2-3 goals in 90 minutes
Me: well, much less boring than the commercialized NFL
girl: true that, so who is playing?
Me: it's Liverpool vs Spurs
girl: that number 5 of Liverpool is hot
Me: Tell me about it !

[Anfield Cat enters]

girl: Is it part of the game too ?

Me: :vagi:

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Post by Lord Hades Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 15:02

how do you judge plastics though..
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Post by white_star Mon 12 Mar 2012 - 15:02

Haha this is a goat thread but i will not get too involved because the Madrid goal legacy gang will attack.

An example is;

I am from country (insert anywhere but spain) but my grandpas, son knows a guy who knows a guy that had a dog that lived in Madrid/Barcelona therefore I am the biggest fan. Twisted Evil
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