super powers

by braylann Wed 14 Dec - 4:32

So my brother lives in Japan and tells me that there is still some radiation radiating in the environment and - combined in the right way - could cause certain players from the club world cup to develop super powers. What are your thoughts and theories?

Mascherano -> Master Anus
...superpower: a really large butt

Busquets -> Sea-man
...superpower: he grows a pair of gils for extra potent underwater diving abilities (to equal his on land diving abilities)

David Villa -> David Villain
...superpower: very evil

Neymar -> Neigh-mar
...superpower: shape-shifts into a horse

I wrote these and its early so I know they are not good, but since i posted i have to come up with some. What powers do you think they could mutate.