super powers
5 posters
Page 1 of 1
super powers
So my brother lives in Japan and tells me that there is still some radiation radiating in the environment and - combined in the right way - could cause certain players from the club world cup to develop super powers. What are your thoughts and theories?
Mascherano -> Master Anus
...superpower: a really large butt
Busquets -> Sea-man
...superpower: he grows a pair of gils for extra potent underwater diving abilities (to equal his on land diving abilities)
David Villa -> David Villain
...superpower: very evil
Neymar -> Neigh-mar
...superpower: shape-shifts into a horse
I wrote these and its early so I know they are not good, but since i posted i have to come up with some. What powers do you think they could mutate.
Mascherano -> Master Anus
...superpower: a really large butt
Busquets -> Sea-man
...superpower: he grows a pair of gils for extra potent underwater diving abilities (to equal his on land diving abilities)
David Villa -> David Villain
...superpower: very evil
Neymar -> Neigh-mar
...superpower: shape-shifts into a horse
I wrote these and its early so I know they are not good, but since i posted i have to come up with some. What powers do you think they could mutate.
braylann- Hot Prospect
- Club Supported :
Posts : 235
Join date : 2011-10-27
Re: super powers
The power of cancer, probably.
VivaStPauli- Fan Favorite
- Club Supported :
Posts : 9003
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 39
Re: super powers
see that's the problem with Germans...
braylann- Hot Prospect
- Club Supported :
Posts : 235
Join date : 2011-10-27
Re: super powers
VivaStPauli wrote:The power of cancer, probably.
Busquets comes to mind....
Highburied- Banned (Permanent)
- Club Supported :
Posts : 2630
Join date : 2011-06-06
Age : 42
Re: super powers
VivaStPauli wrote:The power of cancer, probably.
If RM were in the CWC instead of Barca, we all know which one will get that power. :lol!:
Zero- Starlet
- Club Supported :
Posts : 708
Join date : 2011-06-07
Age : 34
Re: super powers
VivaStPauli wrote:The power of cancer, probably.
braylann wrote:see that's the problem with Germans...
Made my day lol
Bellabong- First Team
- Club Supported :
Posts : 3474
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 33
Similar topics
» The Official SUPER super cups thread
» Emerging Powers in Europe
» David Luiz has heavenly powers
» Player powers big enough to sack managers?
» Super Sunday
» Emerging Powers in Europe
» David Luiz has heavenly powers
» Player powers big enough to sack managers?
» Super Sunday
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|
Today at 3:39 am by BarcaLearning
» Jose Mourinho Sack Watch: Fenerbahce Edition
Yesterday at 11:17 pm by futbol_bill
» The Official Real Madrid 23 - 24 Matchday Thread
Yesterday at 11:10 pm by halamadrid2
» Saka vs Vinicius Jr
Yesterday at 9:53 pm by the xcx
» Saudi Arabia Pro League 2023-24
Yesterday at 8:36 pm by Myesyats
» Transfer Rumours | Tactics | Who to buy/sell etc
Yesterday at 7:03 pm by Myesyats
» The Lionel Messi Appreciation Thread & Fan Club IV
Yesterday at 8:54 am by Myesyats
» The US Politics Thread
Yesterday at 12:16 am by Arquitecto
» how good is Kyle Walker?
Fri May 31, 2024 10:33 pm by El Gunner
» Rodri's eyebrows
Fri May 31, 2024 6:37 pm by the xcx
» General Games Discussion
Fri May 31, 2024 3:52 pm by Harmonica
» The Official Dwayne Wade <<<<<< you thread
Fri May 31, 2024 3:33 pm by Freeza
» Best individual performance in 1 Tournament
Fri May 31, 2024 2:57 pm by Harmonica