Re: Massive ownage

by Le Samourai Thu May 10, 2012 7:22 pm

He is one of the few people who merit the "has eyes in the back of his head " phrase.

by Albiceleste Thu May 10, 2012 7:24 pm

btw the goal was offside :vagi: scandal in la liga

by Mr Nick09 Thu May 10, 2012 7:29 pm

i think the linesman was busy picking up his jaw from the ground.

by Le Samourai Thu May 10, 2012 7:39 pm

I think we can safely say the linesmans "flag" was fully erect.

by Doc Thu May 10, 2012 7:41 pm

I saw Gravesen and basically got turned off by that vid.

by punkfusion1992 Thu May 10, 2012 7:43 pm

Albiceleste wrote:btw the goal was offside :vagi: scandal in la liga

Left back played him on.... :coffee:

:vagi:

by Albiceleste Thu May 10, 2012 7:57 pm

punkfusion1992 wrote:
Albiceleste wrote:btw the goal was offside :vagi: scandal in la liga

Left back played him on....
:vagi:

No he didn't he wasn't even the furthest deportivo player back

by Rebaño Sagrado Thu May 10, 2012 9:44 pm

Doc wrote:I saw Gravesen and basically got turned off by that vid.

by Ganso Sat May 12, 2012 1:52 pm

by che Sat May 12, 2012 1:55 pm

god neymar is a *bleep* twat... useless trick to beat a defender while facing his own goal, gets tackled and dives like a little bitch

by Ganso Sat May 12, 2012 2:02 pm

the guy poked his eye,and he was not facing his own goal Rolling Eyes

most tricks are useless,get over it

by Harmonica Sat May 12, 2012 2:52 pm

Ganso wrote:

Selfownage?

by Adit Sat May 12, 2012 3:33 pm

Ganso wrote:

Look like Neymar got owned lol

and when he realized that he fell down and cries about a ''fatal head shot'

reminds me of young CR Laughing

by Le Samourai Sat May 12, 2012 3:36 pm

I really have a dislike for that particular trick.....only once have I seen it mildly functionally used.

by justdoit_ Sat May 12, 2012 3:41 pm

Santos was up 7-0 nine minutes into the second half. Lol.

by Luca Sat May 12, 2012 4:07 pm

Le Samourai wrote:I really have a dislike for that particular trick.....only once have I seen it mildly functionally used.

15 seconds in

Pato :bow:

I love this trick, personally. I can do it well but it isn't really functional, just flashy.

by Le Samourai Sun May 13, 2012 1:31 am

1.30

and

2.07

by Le Samourai Sun May 13, 2012 1:50 am

by Le Samourai Sun May 13, 2012 1:52 am

:king:

by Mr Nick09 Tue May 15, 2012 4:05 pm

by Doc Tue May 15, 2012 4:18 pm

Ozil is really exceptionally skillful. Lol @ Kaka nutmegging Borja Valero...

by Mr Nick09 Tue May 15, 2012 4:25 pm

He really is, and he gives you the feeling that he can take a step on you on a single touch.

by Doc Tue May 15, 2012 4:28 pm

Not only that but you can clearly see even when he pushes the ball forward to make his usual runs, the ball is still under control and gives the defender(s) the impression they could get it. Suffice to say, they don't.

Sorry about the Ozil circle jerk, just gushing a bit here...

by Le Samourai Tue May 15, 2012 4:40 pm

Yea, it almost always looks (in tight spaces) that he's just walking past people with a little push or nudge.

Almost as if everything around him slows down when he gets the ball.

by Zealous Tue May 15, 2012 4:40 pm

His body movement is very deceptive as well. Guys like Marcelo depend on their exceptional touch on the ball to pull tricks off but Ozil fakes one way then goes the other, pretty sick.

by Harmonica Tue May 15, 2012 6:22 pm

Zealous wrote:His body movement is very deceptive as well. Guys like Marcelo depend on their exceptional touch on the ball to pull tricks off but Ozil fakes one way then goes the other, pretty sick.

He learnt well from the master

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