i just want to vent...

pokers a sport anyway, im qualifying it
if somehow youre reading this you moron, how in gods name did you call 50% of your stack with q8 off?
freaking cash game and you call with that you noob mother fornicator.
monster pot and the flop comes q/8/6, of course my KK is no good, but the point of raising so much is to eliminate all 2 pair equations from the situation
you sir are a mong. i hope you get rot of the genitalia and lose at least 1 limb in a freak, yet hilarious accident.
may your children be ginger, may your wife gain so much weight that susan boyle even winces
may your car break down in the middle of nowhere and are made to sing like a piggy by the inbred locals,
may you discover that gary glitter was your godfather, may you realise that those oppresed memories were actually real..
may you discover that you were adapted and the name gaddafi is on your birth cert.. and theres a truck load of libyians wait
may your teeth rot out, may your tongue lick the anus of 1000 sweaty construction workers

i swear to god, if a policeman stopped me on the way home id be facing 25 to life right now
if a xar cut me up id follow hime and beat his ass, id hit extra hard if it was a woman
kids in the car? fuking bonus
losing to city didnt upset me this much ffs, im going outside to start a fight with a random stranger. if it isnt pre-meditated then its reduced to manslaughter...

well, ive just returned and have knifed his tyres and stolen his wife
KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!

On the same day America lost 3-1 at home to a "bunch of kids" Chivas. Lost 30$ to my dad. Have to run an extra lap at the park for this week.

I know how it feels.

>poker
>sport

hahahahahahah nope.jpg

everything you compete in is a sport. nows not the the to argue with me on this bhends... unless you want to be picking your teeth up from the floor...
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......

SHIT HAPPENS BRAH.

U MAD?

Oh look, an internet pissing contest... guess I should sell tickets and shitty beer. People (and I use that term lightly, for some) are competing, so it is a sport, after all.

Who are you talking about??

RedOranje wrote:Oh look, an internet pissing contest... guess I should sell tickets and shitty beer. People (and I use that term lightly, for some) are competing, so it is a sport, after all.

Sport - "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature"

Don't hate the player hate the game

if youre not fit or have great stamina in poker these days, youre done. the physical exertion over the long night and days is ridiculous
you look at 90% of heavyweight boxers and tell me theyre athletic. tell me theyre showing talent and skill
im not writing a dictionary, i couldnt care less about some millhouse definition of sport..if youre competing, its a form of sport

Have a break, Have a Kit-Kat

bhends wrote:

RedOranje wrote:Oh look, an internet pissing contest... guess I should sell tickets and shitty beer. People (and I use that term lightly, for some) are competing, so it is a sport, after all.

Sport - "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature"

Don't hate the player hate the game

I was making fun of cyber's claim that poker is a sport. I had assumed you'd get that point.