Please look at this picture and try to tell me Messi isn’t a human drug experiment

Have you ever ever ever seen a dude with a face like this have a neck that freaking thick? Man looks like his natural neck size should be half of that at most. Messi is literally an Iniesta level talent who happened to be fed a systemic diet of performance enhancing drugs as a kid to grow him into a super athlete.

You can try to argue otherwise but I’m am never ever going to believe that neck is normal and he hasn’t been gifted a HUGE drugged up advantage. Sorry fanboys facts are what they are

Literally the super muscled up Doge meme I’m actually laughing out loud

I think you've lost your marbles.

What was your nickname before you were permabanned?

Welcome back

Also has a skull in his neck??? what is that about

No joke, there's an alien hiding in there

reddit theorist has made his way over to GL

Not with that nerd neck of his. Man's got the posture of a computer science student ffs.

Found wrote:
Have you ever ever ever seen a dude with a face like this have a neck that freaking thick?

Google Corey Taylor of Slipknot.

Reminds me of that viral mug shot few years back.

A human baobab

Stronger neck than Vegeta

The Demon of Carthage wrote:

Found wrote:
Have you ever ever ever seen a dude with a face like this have a neck that freaking thick?

Google Corey Taylor of Slipknot.

Corey Taylor used a lot of drugs during his teenage years