LOL, what on Earth is Enner Valencia doing!?

De Ripley. Enner Valencia salió en camilla, casi lo arrestan y lo llevaron con prisa a la ambulancia y así salió del estadio. Que cosas. pic.twitter.com/I7VnAWYLC3

— Andrés Muñoz Araneda (@andresmunoza) October 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/andresmunoza/status/784164807884869632

I AM DONE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAAAOOOOOOO

LMAOOOOO

Am I understanding this right? He's running away from the cops during a match by faking an injury to get into an ambulance, all because he didn't pay child support.

This is the greatest banter ever.

Unreal. Absolutely unreal.

Legend

Why does everyone else go along with it?

Is this one of the greatest escapes in Footballing history?

Nishankly wrote:Is this one of the greatest escapes in Footballing history?

Not as good as Wigan's

It's not true, is it?

Apparently his child lives with him and this is over unpaid alimony, can't blame him

LOOOOOOOOL
Why did the police come for him at the game though?

Because he keeps avoiding them and they knew he would be there?

More because football is more important than child support in certain countries... the police didn't want to interfere with their NT. They could have nabbed him at the airport, NT training, NT hotel, etc.

I mean, there were other options

Enner Valencia has used social media to hit back at accusations he’s a bad father while lashing out at the mother of his child.

Cutting to the thrust of Valencia’s update, he claims he’s currently facing several lawsuits from Sinthyia Pinargote Chumo “which I perceive are aimed exclusively for personal gain”.

He claimed his daughter’s mother has asked for an increase on the $30,000 he pays per month in alimony, which Valencia accuses has previously been spent on jewelry and a car.

Moreover, Enner Valencia says Sinthyia Pinargote Chumo has restricted his access to his daughter, while he claims to have won a court order for custody of his child.

Lastly, Enner Valencia accuses his baby’s mother of leaving his daughter for “long weeks” as she goes on vacation, while he claims she’s offering “adult services on websites” with adverts that include an image of his daughter online.

His antics are definitely hilarious and absurd, but this is a rather serious issue.

That poor kid.

Interesting in the video how the cops caught up with them at teh ambulance but there was a bunch of staff or ppl just blocking the cops and they couldnt get to him, player power

Lol. That was so lame.

RealGunner wrote:Enner Valencia has used social media to hit back at accusations he’s a bad father while lashing out at the mother of his child.

Cutting to the thrust of Valencia’s update, he claims he’s currently facing several lawsuits from Sinthyia Pinargote Chumo “which I perceive are aimed exclusively for personal gain”.

He claimed his daughter’s mother has asked for an increase on the $30,000 he pays per month in alimony, which Valencia accuses has previously been spent on jewelry and a car.

Moreover, Enner Valencia says Sinthyia Pinargote Chumo has restricted his access to his daughter, while he claims to have won a court order for custody of his child.

Lastly, Enner Valencia accuses his baby’s mother of leaving his daughter for “long weeks” as she goes on vacation, while he claims she’s offering “adult services on websites” with adverts that include an image of his daughter online.

always two sides to the story. That last paragraph, if true is the worst of all of the situation...

Yeah, always two sides. If Valencia was all clean he wouldn't be trying to escape in an ambulance so hilariously.

Some people (both genders) are simply not fit for being parents. Poor kids.