Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
That's the problem with Depay tbh, he can't move unless he gets a running start due to how disproportionate his upper body is to everything else.
Couple of years he was skinny as *bleep* and he could explode past someone because of it. These players need to stop trying to copy Ronaldo, not all of them play with very creative midfielders and don't have his intelligence.
It's the same with Aguero tbh, he's still successful because of his finishing ability but he's nowhere near the dribbler he was at Atletico.
Couple of years he was skinny as *bleep* and he could explode past someone because of it. These players need to stop trying to copy Ronaldo, not all of them play with very creative midfielders and don't have his intelligence.
It's the same with Aguero tbh, he's still successful because of his finishing ability but he's nowhere near the dribbler he was at Atletico.
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Like Carl CJ Johnson after you've hit the gym until 100% muscle and then proceeded to visit Burger Shot numerous times for large meals right up until the point of throwing up.
Having trouble climbing fences etc ffs
Having trouble climbing fences etc ffs
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Dat reference
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Haven't binged on a game since then
Favourite ever..
I'm old.
Favourite ever..
I'm old.
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Hapless_Hans wrote:Haven't binged on a game since then
Favourite ever..
I'm old.
You are not the only one A lot of people loved it.
Regardless though, any minute now Jibers will be along to lecture us that Shaqiri isn't too muscular because he doesn't look like Prime Arnold Swarzenegger.
It's best that we prepare ourselves tbh.
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
I guess still when I'm 70 years old I'll reinstall San Andreas every few years on my dark matter post-quantum I-BrainTM, using some kind of Windows XP virtual box, just to drive the highway between San Fierro and Las Venturas in an Infernus, using some carefully dosed Nitro, listening to Classic Rock
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Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Hughes only really flopped at QPR imo and lets be honest, not even Alfred the Butler would save them tbh.
can't wait for him to take over United
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Now they've lost Arnautovic who went down the ladder to West Ham for 20 something million (a steal), but they still have Shaqiri of course, and apparently Afellay even if I'm not sure whether he physically exists at this point, and also Bojan who returned from his loan to Mainz.
Also, they're now sporting a central defense of Kurt Zouma and Bruno Martins Indi, ahead of the defense of course the Welsh Deco is still pulling the strings.
And to top it all of, they've now added Real's Canarian golden boy, the one and only Jesé
Jesé, hailed as one of the biggest attacking talents in world football a mere 2-3 years ago, joins on loan from PSG.
With this move, Stoke confirm their status as the team with the most Champions League wins among their players in all of PL
And to maintain their quota of random BuLi scrubs and rejects in their squad, they've also added Eric Chupo-Moting to compensate for losing ex-Hannover legend Joselu
Here are some assorted quotes and bloopers about the player Jese from this forum
http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p75-jese-rodriguez-the-future#1133972
http://www.goallegacy.net/t36513-jese-is-back#1299385
Now let's watch him destroy Arsenal
Also, they're now sporting a central defense of Kurt Zouma and Bruno Martins Indi, ahead of the defense of course the Welsh Deco is still pulling the strings.
And to top it all of, they've now added Real's Canarian golden boy, the one and only Jesé
Jesé, hailed as one of the biggest attacking talents in world football a mere 2-3 years ago, joins on loan from PSG.
With this move, Stoke confirm their status as the team with the most Champions League wins among their players in all of PL
And to maintain their quota of random BuLi scrubs and rejects in their squad, they've also added Eric Chupo-Moting to compensate for losing ex-Hannover legend Joselu
Here are some assorted quotes and bloopers about the player Jese from this forum
http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p25-jese-rodriguez-the-future#323691Zealous wrote:Jese makes me feel nice things in my pants.
http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p75-jese-rodriguez-the-future#863085halamadrid2 wrote:future ballon d'or candidate
http://www.goallegacy.net/t34713-jese-rodriguez#1124842Hapless_Hans wrote:Jesé, future FC Bayern legend
Sammer, make it happen!!
http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274-jese-rodriguez-the-future#148596halamadrid2 wrote:can someone enlighten me, why did we need neymar again???
http://www.goallegacy.net/t34713-jese-rodriguez#1125262halamadrid2 wrote:He is the natural successor to Ronaldo imo. I am very happy for him because I could already see while he was at Castilla that he could start for the first team with no problem. Hope he continues to improve id love for him to be on that plane to brazil this summer
He has a knack of scoring in big games and tough grounds
Valkyrja wrote:This kid really is like Ronaldo. Not only that he looks like him on the pitch, but also 'inside'.
http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p75-jese-rodriguez-the-future#1133972
Hapless_Hans wrote:Great news. Hope he recovers fully, gets back to playing soon in order to get some match experience and improve his form in time for his 2015 switch to FC Bayern "Buyern" München.
http://www.goallegacy.net/t36513-jese-is-back#1299385
Now let's watch him destroy Arsenal
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
TBH bulking is very subjective and depends really on the player. Obviously it made Ronaldo a much better player, Neymar has added some weight, and I remember Tevez literally became a beast. but can't help but feel aguero is wasting his potential with his added size; he's always injured now
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Well, it turned Shaqiri into a farcical looking block of ugly meat that can only move rectangularly
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player
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FennecFox7 wrote:Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player
I think his decision to turn himself into a monstrous lump of bulging anabolic tissue is a prime example of his shit decision making
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Re: Bojan, Afellay, Arnautovic and Shaqiri at Stoke
Still I remember Shaqiri > Perisic
Agreed
Hapless_Hans wrote:FennecFox7 wrote:Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player
I think his decision to turn himself into a monstrous lump of bulging anabolic tissue is a prime example of his shit decision making
Agreed
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