GAME OF THRONES - PART 5 - *NO BOOK TALK - READ THE RULES*

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Inside the episode #2


GRRM: The Nights Watch Election


Dorne and the Water Gardens featurette


A threat against Myrcella


Episode 3: "High Sparrow" preview

Urby

Pls do this on a weekly basis

The title of the next episode seems to indicate its going to be a Lancel-centric episode (havent seen the preview), though episode 2 was supposed to be on the House of BaW -and we only got 5 mins of it lol

Apparently Emilia Clarke's body double has been given a minor role in the next couple of episodes




I approve a recast

She is better looking

Plus, there will be nude Dany scenes again as there won't be a clause in her contract that says otherwise

Get it done imo

Daenerys can go to hollywood for good.

Or acting school imo

Who was the girl they closed up on when main man Ramsay kissed about to be main gurl Sansa's hand

I think that was a maid from Winterfell(before Boltons)

I think that was the best ep so far. Jon Snow taking off Janos head was so satisfying. Followed by the Stannis nod

Jorrah taking Tyrion. I thought Varys was working with him back in season 1, maybe he gets him to free Tyrion.

Yeah could see Varys and Jorah scheming.

Definitely best episode, most probably because no Dany.

But ffs I'm literally jizzing my pants at the thoughts of all the possible outcomes up north
Littlefinger wants the north. (or so it seems ) Stannis wants the north. Who's gonna prevail, who's gonna falter.
The bond and chemistry growing between Stannis and Jon.
Littlefinger's "allegiance" with Roose.
The letter that Cersei sent to Littlefinger, wonder what it contains.
What's Theon Reek gonna do when Sansa eventually sees him.
So much could happen in so many ways. Can't wait.

I'm officially a Jon Snow guy
Made a tough decision, but he stood by it and showed his worth and power.
That look of approval from Stannis

So many dope quotes from this episode, I can't even...
Will rewatch the episode later and post a few.

So this season's stories look set. It's is going to be:
Stannis and Jon's love story
Bolton and/vs Baelish
Cersei vs Maergery, the battle of the top lady schemers in Westeros Seriously, Maergery ain't just all about looks.
Dorne - Handicap match - Jaime & Bronn vs The Sand Snakes (with Ellaria Sand) (Special guest referree - Doran and his captain)
Tyrion saving the pity bunch in Mereen

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Oh and shouts to mah boy man Tommen

El Gunner wrote:Who was the girl they closed up on when main man Ramsay kissed about to be main gurl Sansa's hand

Ramsey's girlfriend

Nice to see Jorah again

-So he's trying to get his lordship back by giving Cerci Tyrion
-Kinda wanted Sansa to notice Reek and see how the dynamic is
-Tommen getting laid ffs, i hope Margaery manages to evict Cersei
-The Mountain ffs, just what is Qyburn doing to him

No Dany this episode means we are going to get an explosion of Dany scenes next episode ffs

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El Shaarawy wrote:
No Dany this episode means we are going to get an explosion of Dany scenes next episode ffs

Next episode is called Sons Of The Harpy so...

Happy I choosed Jon before this season started ffs

Glad he beheaded that pos Janos. Stannis reaction to the execution was goat lmao. Really hope he joins him to fight house bolton.

And by the way. How old is the actor playing Tommen? fml what a lucky pos.

Glad they finally showed some hot girls after last weeks man to man love lol

Tommen "I want to keep doing this for the rest of my life"

We know m8 we know

Yoshi Tatsu/Katana from Arrow was the red priestess who was eyeing Tyrion

Jorah I think even the Daenerys cosplayer whore also friendzoned him.

Sansa marrying Ramsey

Ramsey "I will not hurt her" omg I am getting a really bad feeling about this

Littlefinger you *bleep* scumbag, god I despise him. He used to be a favourite character but I completely misjudged him... I swear he would sell his own mother if it meant "climbing the ladder", though we're yet to see what his plan really is and how he benefits from giving two important pieces to other players. Poor Sansa, atleast she seems to have the smallfolk as allies "The North Remembers".

I loved the backstory from Brienne and Renly Baratheon, it gives depth to both characters and for the first time since S3 I actually care about her and Pod is awesome as anytime.

Some other thoughts:
- "The only red priest we had in King's Landing was Thoros of Myr. This one's much better looking" Oh Tyrion you sweet summer child, if only you were at the Wall.
- That nod of approval from Stannis (!) after Janos Slynts beheading, Stannis really respects Jon Snow (more on him later)
- Margaery's going hard on Cersei, I could feel the burn from here.
- I lol'd at Aryas "C***!!!".

Favourite lines:
- "It's even better luck to suck a dwarfs cock"
- "I need to speak to someone with hair"
- "Stop eating and listen"
- "Cersei will expect a reply" "I'd like to read the reply" I'm not supposed to like Roose Bolton ffs

Favourite minor character: Qyburn.
- "Shh. Easy, friend".
- "It doesn't matter" when the High Septon can't recall his name.

Favourite major character: Jon Snow
- "Winter is coming" every character who says the Stark words gets +1'd by me
- Realizing that Alliser Thorne could be useful while Slynt is not.
- "Seems like a good job for a ginger"
- Avenging Ned in the Stark way.

Favourite scene:
- Arya and Needle, incredible acting.

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The Mountain is coming back as Frankenstein I can confrim.

What's name of the Danny look alike where Tyrion & Varys was? For research purpose ofc

Kia Stevens according to the credits.

lmao Tom, you watched 6 minutes of credits to spot a tiny little note that says who the blond prostitute was

Or did I

Jonathan28 wrote:

El Gunner wrote:Who was the girl they closed up on when main man Ramsay kissed about to be main gurl Sansa's hand

Ramsey's girlfriend

This is right. I asked a friend at work who reads the books and he said the same, her names Miranda

Quotes from Episode 3 - High Sparrow

“This is all I want to do. All day, every day, for the rest of my life.” - King Tommen
Tommen when told not to feel guilty about Joffrey's death: “I don't feel guilty. That's what's odd.” DAT true Lannister blood

“Stop being a bystander you hear me. Stop running.” - Lord Baelish

Brienne: “How did you end up squiring for the imp?”
Podrick: “He hates that name!”
Brienne: “Well, he's not here to complain about it, is he?”

Brienne quoting Renly: “They're nasty little shits! And nasty little shits aren't worth crying over!”

Brienne: “Stannis is a man, not a shadow. And a man...can be killed.”

Stannis: “You're as stubborn as your father...and as honourable.”
Jon: “I can't imagine no higher praise.”
Stannis: “I didn't mean it as praise. Honour got your father killed!”

“C*nt!” - Arya

“Welcome home Lady Stark, the North remembers.” - random old scrubetta

“You mistake me, my lord. That was a command not an offer.” - Jon Snow

“You can stick your order up your bastard arse!” - Janos Slynt quite liked this one. Hit Jon right where it hurts
“Take Lord Janos outside. Ollie, bring me my sword.” - Jon ffs

“Come on, let's find a brothel.” - Tyrion

Random scrub rubs Tyrion's head: “It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.”
Tyrion: “It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's c*ck.” probably my favourite of the episode. What a comeback!

I lost it when Tyrion said it's better luck to suck a dwarf's c**k Thought that guy would knock him out there