GAME OF THRONES - PART 5 - *NO BOOK TALK - READ THE RULES*

So I have had a little time to calm down before posting :
Can I just start with how the last 2 episodes have disappointed me. Yeah, sure a lot happened and a lot of shocking/pivotal stuff that is, but shit man I just didn't feel anything like Oberyn's death/Red Wedding.

And I have a few objections of directions some of the arcs have taken, but as I have found out now it still all depends on next season (if Jon and Stannis are really dead) If they are both dead then I will just be shaking my head, and struggle through the rest of this series.

But the thing which rubs me wrong the most is how all of a sudden everything just suddenly happened in these last 2 episodes. The build up (lack thereof) was horrible. Like I said, I felt nothing! Jon snow was stabbed 10 times I felt nothing ( at Ollie giving the last stab, many of you suspected he would do something ) Once I saw that traitor sign I was LIKE ARE YOU *bleep* KIDDING ME, FIRST STANNIS AND JON AS WELL IN ONE *bleep* EPISODE.
Another example is Arya's arc:
E2 Black and White Door
E3 walks away, gets called back to house of undying, buries needle
E5 washes a few corpses
E6,7,8,9 "oysters, clams and cockels"
E10 BOOOOOOOOOOOOM kills that POS Trant. And it was so bloody and beautiful, it was such a badass scene, but again I felt nothing. POOOOOR WRITING Where is the suspense? Where is the correct pacing throughout the season?

I cringed a few times this episode and I always thought this would be one series in which I would never cringe.
First of all that Tyrion, Daario, Missandei, etc scene
WTF man Daario is such a weak ass actor. And you guys know how I feel about Missandei and Grey Worm. Grey Worm was badass but he has been made to look like a foolish, love-puppy scrub the in S4 and S5.
And then "You want a good girl, but you need a bad pussy"
In a way it is a good line because it brought some lolz
And wait,,,,.... the best of it all, Theon and Sansa jumping off a 80m wall

Cersei's bit was the best part. Although am I the only one who also finds the Mountain's Frankstein-esque revival a bit corny and weak? Not a fan of it, I hope someone kills him.

Arya's story all in all is still pretty fascinating though, it's just like I said the pacing which was way off. Her being blind now is intersting and I can't wait to see what happens to her next season. Oh and that Jaqen double face change thing holy shittttt wtf. That was glorious. Like the man says.... He is no-one!

Season was fine up to episode 7. Hardhome destroyed shit (in a good way) and then last 2 episodes left a bad taste in my mouth. Not particularly fond of all those cliffhangers. But whateva innit.