Re: Kick and Shed's Off-Topic Thread

by Shed Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:56 am

Kick wrote:
ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Kick wrote:When would I ever lie to you, Sheddy Pants?
Debatable

I only lie to you when you lie to me.

I never lie Kick and Shed's Off-Topic Thread - Page 4 2276801876

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:57 am

ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Kick wrote:
ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Debatable

I only lie to you when you lie to me.
I never lie

bit defensive, don't you think?

Now Suarez is biting the other arm (instead of shoe being on the other foot.) Razz

by Shed Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:03 am

Kick wrote:
ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Kick wrote:

I only lie to you when you lie to me.
I never lie

bit defensive, don't you think?

Now Suarez is biting the other arm (instead of shoe being on the other foot.)

No defensiveness here :coffee:

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:04 am

That's because we're Chelsea, we don't know how to defend under rafa. rofl

by Kaladin Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:06 am

CANCEL THE ORDER FFS

by Shed Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:07 am

El Shaarawy wrote:CANCEL THE ORDER FFS

Mind yer own business FFS yeh nosey clown Kick and Shed's Off-Topic Thread - Page 4 2276801876

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:17 am

I am good, Hazard won't change his number. Proud

by iNFINITY9910 Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:59 am

Jesus Christ!! SHEEP!!>>???? AS A SHEEP!!! I have a racist joke that I cant tell, because its racist! Very Happy

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:59 pm

Yes, sheep. The things that say 'baa'.

Never heard the joke with New Zealanders and sheep?

by iNFINITY9910 Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:40 am

I thought it was NZs and cows?

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:42 am

Nope, sheep. rofl

by beatrixasdfghjk. Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:08 am

iNFINITY9910 wrote:I thought it was NZs and cows?

.
They have the highest number of sheep per capita or something.

Two NZ sheep farmers are flying the mob to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: "Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
SH2: "What about the sheep?!?!"
SH1: "Bugger the sheep!!!!"
SH2: (pause) "Do you think we have time?"

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:12 am

back in the 80's New Zealand had 70 million sheep, compared to 3 million people. Thats 23 sheep per person. It has decreased since then but it still remains 7 sheep per person in NZ.

by iNFINITY9910 Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:42 am

Damn... lol

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:54 pm

Australia actually have more sheep but due to the massive population differencevthey seem to think New Zealand are they naughty ones.

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:05 pm

Is not today the day of your camping trip, Kicky? scratch

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:31 pm

Watching the CL semi before I go. Proud

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:33 pm

Can't believe you're gonna miss the Thursday game Kick and Shed's Off-Topic Thread - Page 4 60

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:37 pm

I know!

I have 3 hours before I leave, so at least I can watch something

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:47 pm

Well it's certainly all going well so far Thumbs up

. Farca losing, and Lionel Messhit managing to look as anonymous as La Nina was at Anfield 2 days ago rofl

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:48 pm

I know, making me so happy Proud

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:50 pm

LMAO, 2-0 now rofl

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:51 pm

Gomez

And you say he can't finish rofl

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:53 pm

Kick wrote:Gomez

And you say he can't finish

HE CAN'T

by Kick Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:56 pm

He was offside with an open net. Laughing

RG says that Chelsea have made a bid for Gomez according to his souces.

by Shed Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:59 pm

From SSN Germany allegedly.

Hope it's bullshit :facepalm:

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