Zlatan Ibrahimovic announces he is donating his entire salary

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Zlatan generously hands his shirt to an opponent to be cleaned and promptly returned. (Getty)

Following David Beckham's announcement upon signing a five-month contract with PSG that he will donate his entire salary to a Parisian children's charity, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced that he will donate all of his wages to himself.

"I heard Beckham's decision and it made me think," Ibrahimovic told reporters while on duty with the Swedish national team. "Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. Twelve! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation."

The initial wave of praise for Beckham's charity decision last week quickly led to a backlash as French critics are now accusing him of donating his salary, signing a short-term deal and maintaing residence in England as a way to avoid the proposed 75 percent tax rate on France's top earners. But Ibrahimovic finds hypocrisy in this criticism.

"When I signed with PSG the politicians called my wages 'indecent' in a time when so many people are struggling, even though it is a lot of money that can be taxed and help the country," Ibrahimovic continued, while demonstrating Taekwondo moves. "Now Beckham gives all of his wages to a local charity and people call him a tax dodger. Both are examples of stupid people complaining about good things. It is a waste of breath. Like Pep Guardiola blowing up his own birthday balloons, which I then pop with an overhead kick the second he is finished. These people should be subject to a 75 percent stupidity tax payable to the Bank of Zlatan. Then they will have something to really complain about."

Can we have fake news and quotes thread in GL?

Alfred did you make that up yourself??

No lol, I saw it on my fb stream, I think the original source is yahoo sports

The phrase " Ibrahimovic continued, while demonstrating Taekwondo moves. " absolutely killed me

Seems legit

nevertheless Zlatan

BarrileteCosmico wrote:No lol, I saw it on my fb stream, I think the original source is yahoo sports

The phrase " Ibrahimovic continued, while demonstrating Taekwondo moves. " absolutely killed me

Also: "Zlaritable donation"

my sides

TomJuve to cream his pants when he reads this

Ibrahimovic.

yahoo sports come up with some funny fake articles. What's even better is seeing some people actually believe what they are reading and express their outrage in the comments

i fell for it, but then i saw your posts :/

nonetheless is hilarious

IIIIIIBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zlatan

This is what happens when a website grabs an article from another and omit the source.

Funny too many people fell for it.

But how can you fall for that? Even for Zlatan, it's too ridiculous.

It was picked up by one mirror site then got spread in dumbland, I mean, Facebook.

Hahahahaha I laughed out loud at least 3 times

BarrileteCosmico wrote:Future News: Zlatan Ibrahimovic announces he is donating his entire salary to Zlatan Ibrahimovic


Zlatan generously hands his shirt to an opponent to be cleaned and promptly returned. (Getty)

Following David Beckham's announcement upon signing a five-month contract with PSG that he will donate his entire salary to a Parisian children's charity, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced that he will donate all of his wages to himself.

"I heard Beckham's decision and it made me think," Ibrahimovic told reporters while on duty with the Swedish national team. "Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. Twelve! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation."

The initial wave of praise for Beckham's charity decision last week quickly led to a backlash as French critics are now accusing him of donating his salary, signing a short-term deal and maintaing residence in England as a way to avoid the proposed 75 percent tax rate on France's top earners. But Ibrahimovic finds hypocrisy in this criticism.

"When I signed with PSG the politicians called my wages 'indecent' in a time when so many people are struggling, even though it is a lot of money that can be taxed and help the country," Ibrahimovic continued, while demonstrating Taekwondo moves. "Now Beckham gives all of his wages to a local charity and people call him a tax dodger. Both are examples of stupid people complaining about good things. It is a waste of breath. Like Pep Guardiola blowing up his own birthday balloons, which I then pop with an overhead kick the second he is finished. These people should be subject to a 75 percent stupidity tax payable to the Bank of Zlatan. Then they will have something to really complain about."

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