Re: The Official 'Dump On Torres' Thread

by Shed Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:26 am

El Shaarawy wrote:Schurrle done deal?

Are you trying to disrupt our Torres ranting? The Official 'Dump On Torres' Thread - Page 28 2276801876

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:28 am

There is a thread for Schurrle. Laughing

And not yet, but looks very, very likely.

by Kaladin Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:12 am

Im older than Kick Cool

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:26 am

wrong thread mate.

by Kaladin Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:41 am

Sorry isn't this the Chelsea section

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:43 am

Post in the off topic thread. Not here. rofl

by Shed Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:40 am

by Kick Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:41 am

by Shed Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:29 pm

Sooooo, just to recap:

Torres - 32 games (26 starts, 6 subs) - 2373 minutes - 7 goals
Lukaku - 31 games (17 starts, 14 subs) - 1726 minutes - 14 goals

....

by Kick Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:54 pm

Lukaku, hope he has a decent pre season with us and the next manager puts some faith in him.

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:18 am

And just to further add to the depressing lulz....

Carroll - 7 goals in 21 games
Sturridge - 7 goals in 18 games
Torres - 7 goals in....32 games

:facepalm:

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:22 am

by Soul Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:32 am

Met a Liverpool fan at Uni today. He blamed Chelsea for Torres loss in form. Apparently we don't have any passion at the Bridge.

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:34 am

#clueless

by Soul Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:40 am

True haha!

He has a lot of hatred towards Chelsea for some reason.

According to him:
1) Chelsea players calling Azpilicueta "Dave" shows the level of intellect in the dressing room

2) Gerrard > Lampard

3) Downing was a better buy than Hazard

4) Anfield has the greatest passion in English football. Said he's been to the Bridge and other stadiums but Blues voices are non existent

5) Chelsea only bought Torres because he kept on scoring against us. The same case for Meireles.

Laughing

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:42 am

No 3.

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:43 am

Soul wrote:Met a Liverpool fan at Uni today. He blamed Chelsea for Torres loss in form. Apparently we don't have any passion at the Bridge.

Was he also talking up history and dogmatically repeating 'we've won it 5 times' over and over?

#originalasever

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:44 am

Soul wrote:True haha!

He has a lot of hatred towards Chelsea for some reason.

According to him:
1) Chelsea players calling Azpilicueta "Dave" shows the level of intellect in the dressing room

2) Gerrard > Lampard

3) Downing was a better buy than Hazard

4) Anfield has the greatest passion in English football. Said he's been to the Bridge and other stadiums but Blues voices are non existent

5) Chelsea only bought Torres because he kept on scoring against us. The same case for Meireles.

Nothing about the FSW being the bestestest manager in the world?? Shocked

Wow, there's a first

by Soul Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:46 am

ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Nothing about the FSW being the bestestest manager in the world??

Wow, there's a first

ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Was he also talking up history and dogmatically repeating 'we've won it 5 times' over and over?

#originalasever

Of course he was. But why post the obvious? Laughing

He comes from Liverpool as well so..wow.

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:50 am

Soul wrote:
ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Nothing about the FSW being the bestestest manager in the world??

Wow, there's a first
ShedEnd1905 wrote:
Was he also talking up history and dogmatically repeating 'we've won it 5 times' over and over?

#originalasever

Of course he was. But why post the obvious?

He comes from Liverpool as well so..wow.

In that case, keep an eye on your hubcaps.

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:58 am

Surprising you could understand him. I hate the Liverpool accent.

by Soul Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:59 am

Kick wrote:Surprising you could understand him. I hate the Liverpool accent.

Well he was born there but has been living in Aussie for a pretty long time

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:00 am

ah, that makes him more tolerable. Laughing

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:07 am

Kick wrote:ah, that makes him more tolerable.

You mean less :coffee:

by Kick Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:09 am

Aussie accent > Liverpool accent

New Zealand accent > Aussie accent

by Shed Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:12 am

Kick wrote:Aussie accent > Liverpool accent

New Zealand accent > Aussie accent

American accent > the whole damn lot

:coffee:

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