Javier Zanetti is getting younger again

Gil wrote:He's been past it for ages now. Been pigeonholed into every side since Mou left to please Inter's deluded fanbase. Basically got Leonardo, Ranieri, Rafa etc sacked because they were forced to play him while better players were left out of the side.


Needs to do the right thing and either retire or accept a Maldini, Giggs etc bit-part role if he truly loves Inter.

Why take a bit part role when you're only getting younger and more fit?

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Gil wrote:He's been past it for ages now. Been pigeonholed into every side since Mou left to please Inter's deluded fanbase. Basically got Leonardo, Ranieri, Rafa etc sacked because they were forced to play him while better players were left out of the side.


Needs to do the right thing and either retire or accept a Maldini, Giggs etc bit-part role if he truly loves Inter.

And he accuses me of taking it to far with trolling

Too easy.

Real Kandahar wrote:

juveman17 wrote:

S32TABLANCA wrote:

rwo power wrote:

juveman17 wrote:

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

juveman17 wrote:Zanetti to retire at 50

And come back as a youth player when he's 60.

And then joins the MLS when he is 70

And finally goes to Qatar when he reaches 80

And then goes to UAE to coach a team there

Becomes a coach when he is 90

Coachs the Argentinian National team at 100

Coaches Messi's grandson as he's incharge

And then goes to Qatar to coach a team there

Silly people, in 70 years there will be no oil left, and no oil-money to attract Zanetti to the UAE.

Moon FC on the other hand

Gil wrote:He's been past it for ages now. Been pigeonholed into every side since Mou left to please Inter's deluded fanbase. Basically got Leonardo, Ranieri, Rafa etc sacked because they were forced to play him while better players were left out of the side.


Needs to do the right thing and either retire or accept a Maldini, Giggs etc bit-part role if he truly loves Inter.

2/10 cause you got me to respond

BarrileteCosmico wrote:Silly people, in 70 years there will be no oil left, and no oil-money to attract Zanetti to the UAE.

Moon FC on the other hand

Moon FC, Intergalactic Champions League Winners in 2082

Real Kandahar wrote:
Coaches Messi's grandson as he's incharge

more like if messi's son is of quality, he can coach zanetti, as javier will still be playing

tonger wrote:

Real Kandahar wrote:
Coaches Messi's grandson as he's incharge

more like if messi's son is of quality, he can coach zanetti, as javier will still be playing

This post

He is the descendant of Aragorn

El Shaarawy wrote:

Real Kandahar wrote:

juveman17 wrote:

S32TABLANCA wrote:

rwo power wrote:

juveman17 wrote:

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

juveman17 wrote:Zanetti to retire at 50

And come back as a youth player when he's 60.

And then joins the MLS when he is 70

And finally goes to Qatar when he reaches 80

And then goes to UAE to coach a team there

Becomes a coach when he is 90

Coachs the Argentinian National team at 100

Coaches Messi's grandson as he's incharge

And then goes to Qatar to coach a team there

And finally dies at the age of 140

I bet he takes Erythropoietin (EPO).. If you guys don't know what it is, well its the hormone that stimulates the bone marrow to produce Red Blood Cells.. Thus increasing oxygen delivery around the body

After 20 years Zanetti will come back as a 19 year old like in PES Manager mode

I bet Alphaville's "Forever Young" was composed only with Zanetti in mind.

rwo power wrote:

juveman17 wrote:

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

juveman17 wrote:Zanetti to retire at 50

And come back as a youth player when he's 60.

And then joins the MLS when he is 70

And finally goes to Qatar when he reaches 80

And then, Wenger sees the immense talent of this young man, and he goes to Arsenal.

Yes I work with EPO with my patients. It is not a hormone, it is a hematopoetic stimulating agent consisting of multiple factors in stimulating your bone marrow to produce red blood cells. JZ would actually be in cardiac arrest after one bolus dose IV Procrit without any indications for its use (typically which is cancer related or trauma patients). Point being JZ is just the ultimate human specimen in antiaging and athleticism.

rwo power wrote:I bet Alphaville's "Forever Young" was composed only with Zanetti in mind.

A new version of the song has been released, replacing "I want to be forever young" with "I want to be Javier Zanetti"

Long time ago i read in a book that EPO is produced from Javier Zanetti´s sweat.

Javier Zanetti doesnt grow up because time cant keep up with him

More specifically, best sample batches taken post cotius.

If you stare at an event horizon long enough you will catch a spare glimpse of the ghost that is of Javier Zanetti.

djellisdee wrote:Yes I work with EPO with my patients. It is not a hormone, it is a hematopoetic stimulating agent consisting of multiple factors in stimulating your bone marrow to produce red blood cells. JZ would actually be in cardiac arrest after one bolus dose IV Procrit without any indications for its use (typically which is cancer related or trauma patients). Point being JZ is just the ultimate human specimen in antiaging and athleticism.

Ummm it is a hormone bro.... And athletes have been known to use it to gain an advantage.. Nice try though

"God is Dead" Javier Zanetti

I believe that this is quite an epic thread.



When time tells Zanetti to retire, he says "Bitch Please"

In years to come, Zanetti will be so young that he will become the greatest U-12 player of all time.

Swagg wrote:

djellisdee wrote:Yes I work with EPO with my patients. It is not a hormone, it is a hematopoetic stimulating agent consisting of multiple factors in stimulating your bone marrow to produce red blood cells. JZ would actually be in cardiac arrest after one bolus dose IV Procrit without any indications for its use (typically which is cancer related or trauma patients). Point being JZ is just the ultimate human specimen in antiaging and athleticism.

Ummm it is a hormone bro.... And athletes have been known to use it to gain an advantage.. Nice try though

Lol sure, I practice evidence based medicine.

Erythropoietin is a glycoprotein which stimulates red blood cell production. It is produced in the kidney and stimulates the division and differentiation of committed erythroid progenitors in the bone marrow. PROCRIT® (epoetin alfa) (Epoetin alfa), a 165 amino acid glycoprotein manufactured by recombinant DNA technology, has the same biological effects as endogenous erythropoietin. It has a molecular weight of 30,400 daltons and is produced by mammalian cells into which the human erythropoietin gene has been introduced. The product contains the identical amino acid sequence of isolated natural erythropoietin
.

Egrie JC, Strickland TW, Lane J, et al. Characterization and Biological Effects of Recombinant Human Erythropoietin.Immunobiol. 1986;72:213-224.

BarrileteCosmico wrote:

rwo power wrote:I bet Alphaville's "Forever Young" was composed only with Zanetti in mind.

A new version of the song has been released, replacing "I want to be forever young" with "I want to be Javier Zanetti"

Gives a whole new meaning to being sampled by jay-z