Re: El Clasico Rap Battle thread

[aleumdance]

wow, and i thought I was the only Goallegalist that listened to rap.

Goallegacy

[aleumdance]

*Monster by kanye West, Cristiano Ronaldo Version*


I shoot the Balls out
Untill the nets out
oh, just Another Goalfest
Are you willing to sacrifice your glove?

Biiitch am a Monster, no good blood sucker
fat Catalunian, now look who's in trouble
As you run through my Pathall you hear are my footsteps
Cristiano Ronaldo Samples, here's one for example


Balling,Balling, Messi can't do it
Everybody Knows am a Motherfvcking Monster
Imma need to see your fvckin hands at the Clasico

[Zealous]

Franchise :notbad:

Great job guys, But I'd love to see more free style

[S32TABLANCA]

Ah, so this was kinda what you were after. Not really my style at all, sorry

[The Franchise]

Freestyle...I dont have that ability

It took long enough to copy and rework an orignal loool

[Zealous]

:lucas :

[M99]

I got no feedback on mine :vagi:

[Baraa]

Dani Alves
prince of dives
let him win or
he ll be on floor
just like a wh*re
his as* was torn
while i eat corn
it aint hollywood
it is catalywood!
lol lol lol
he is a fool

[Zealous]

The Prophecy by Pep the Philosopher

Tonight's the night we seal the league
Gyeahh, Tiki Taka on the loud mouthed bitch
Yo Vagi, remember to pass the the ball to Puyi 500 times
And be humble and respectful to the white shirted pussies all the times
Cause I can't remember the last time they beat us, Mou the damn fool
Dani, dont forget the pitch is your swimmin pool
And Busi, you've been training with the dolphins for a week
Now it's time to put your ass on the pitch and play hide and seek
Now you boys, put on your helmets, you gotta deal with Epep
Meanwhile I'm gonna go give a call to the ref

[cyberman]

Forum is like six months behind, I went through a period six months ago when very post was a rap...I'm ahead of my time...

[cyberman]

Why is the third place cl play off worthy of a rap anyway?

[Zealous]

Care to honour us with a couple of verses cyber? :lucas :

[cyberman]

Hey yo... Yo
Messi here, letter to my unborn child..
Im Facing Pepe 2morrow...in case I don't make it...
I'm facing my fate. It's worth than death and all
I'm going v Pepe for a 50/50 ball
Studs up, leg straight, got it down to a tee
Balls long gone, but all eyes on me.
3 time balon for winner, the cream of the crop
Taken out of the game by a big back body drop.
My leg is gone, a stump without a trace
But somehow it's Pepe, down clutching his face.
My amputeed leg caught him on the slightly on the elbow,
Mour is out brandishing yet another fake yellow,
La Masia life...

[M99]

Stamp Em Up by Epep featuring The Dashing Divers (Ronaldo, Di Maria, Marcelo)


[Epep]
I ain't got no motherfuking humility and respectfulness
That's why I stamped on Missi
You diving motherfukers {Bribe the ref}
Real Madrid
Refcelona Killers {Bribe the ref}
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to {Bribe the ref}
(ha ha, that's alright)

First off, fuk your team
And the click you claim
Real Madrid when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be players
But I stamped on Missi
We bust on Refcelona
niggas fuk for Life
Plus Pep tryin' to appeal against me
Hands I stamp
Lionel Missi and Refcelona
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your trophies
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Sanchez go ask your homie
How I'll leave you
Cut your young ass up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Dani,
Don't dive around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the pitch
So fuk peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let Real Madrid
Ride the night (ha ha)
Refcelona scored 2 penalties on San Siro and won
fuk with me
And get your caps peeled
You know, see

Grab your knee pads when you see Epep
Call UEFA when you see Epep, uh
Who appealed against me,
But your punks didn't ban me
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, we stamp em up

Check this out
You motherfukers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even on this track
You all divers ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my little homies
Ride on you
bitch made ass Refcelona bitches
{ah yo, yo, hold the fuk up}

[Ronaldo]
Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
Lionel Missi just got stamped
Little move pass the whooper
And let me hit 'em in his back
Vagi Hernandez needs to get spanked right
For passing the ball to Valdes 500 times
Little fluke winners
And I ain't never seen a match you did'nt win without the ref's help
Poise less gats attack when I'm scoring against you
Spank the shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your defence
'cause I'm a slam Waka Waka's ass in a pang
Puffy weaker than a fkin block
I'm running through nigga
And I'm banging Irina Shaikh
In front of you nigga
With the ready power
Tucked in my boots
Under my 100 dollars socks
Your clout petty sour
I break scoring records every hour
I stamp em up

[Epep]
Grab your knee pads when you see Epep
Call UEFA when you see Epep, uh
Who appealed against me,
But your punks didn't ban me
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I stamp em up

Peep how we do it
Keep it real
Its penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to get me banned
You and the clouds hoping
Diving all around the pitch
It's like a Sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn motherfuker you deserve to die
Talking about you winning trophies
But it's funny to me
We got 9 Champions Leagues and 31 La Ligas
While you fuk with us?
Uncle Flo is a self made Millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the Air {Air} (Ha Ha)
Missi remember the Pasilo, that was a lotta fum
And then we thrashed your asses 4-1
Now it's all about Qatar Foundation
I thought you didnt have any sponsors
Five goals couldn't drop us
We took it and smiled
Now we're back to set the record straight
At the Camp Mou
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Mother-fuker I'll Stamp 'Em Up

[Marcelo]
I'm from B R A Zil.
Where plenty of GOAT fooballers are born
4 points lead
We bring drama to all you herds
Now go check the scenario
Little Cex
I'll bring you crawlin to your knees
Coppin' please with these scenario
Little Missi is you
Coked up or doped up with HGH
Get your Burger King Whopper Whooper smoked up
What the fuk?
Is you stupid?
I take money from Flo,
crash and mash through Catalunya
With my click scoring, owning, and winning at your block
With 107 goals,
Cocked glock to your knot
Los Blancos click moving up another notch
And your Oscar stars popped and get dropped and mopped
And all your fake ass Catalans
Brainstormed and locked

[Di Maria]
You're a beat biter
Madrid style taker
I'll tell you to face, you ain't nothing shit but a faker
So fill the Camp Mou with sprinklers
'bout to get murdered for the trophy
E.d.i I mean post the scene of the caper
Like a loc, with little Busi' in a choke (uh)
Scoring goals, we ain't no motherfukin' joke
107 goals, niggas better be known
Be approaching
In the wide open, goals
No need for hoping
It's a battle lost
I gottem assisted as soon as Ronaldo is in the box
nigga, I stamp em up

[Epep]
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they appeal to UEFA (ha ha)
They don't wanna face us
Whole Humble And Respectful click
Passing around the ball trying to be us
How the fuk they gonna be the Mob?
When we always on out job
We 31 time winners
Winning always ain't fair
But we got to do it

Oh yah Thiago Alcantara (uh)
You wanna fuk with us
You Little young ass motherfuker
Arent you Brazilian or Italian motherfuker
You're fuk with me, nigga?
You fuk around and I gonn send your ass back to Sao Paulo or Sicily
You better back the fuk up
Before you get smacked the fuk up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from Refcelona that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't diving,
We bringing drama
fuk you and your mother fuking philosopher.
We're gonna kill all you mother fukers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just an accident.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fuking opinion
Well this is how we gonna' do this:
fuk Vagi,
fuk Missi,
fuk Refecelona as a team, philospohy, and as a mother fuking institution.
And if you want to be down with Refcelona,
Then fuk you too.
Johan Cruyff, fuk you too.
All you mother fukers,
fuk you too.
(bribe the ref, bribe the ref)
All of y'all mother fukers,
fuk you, die slow motherfuker.
My four four boots make sure all your players retire.
You motherfukers can't be us or see us.
We mother fkin 31 time winners
Los Blancos till' we die.
Out here in Madrid, nigga
We warned ya'
We'll play rugby on you mother fukers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, nigga, we the motherfukin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers
And the real niggas, all you motherfukers feel us.
Our shit goes 31 La Liga and 9 Champions Leagues
You niggas mad 'cause our team got 9 Champions Leagues in our motherfukin cabinet
You know how it is and we won trophies they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
fuk 'em.
We Refcelona killers.

[vivabarca38]

But..But...If Xavi passes the ball to Valdes 500 times he would have the most completed passes ever by an individual player .

[Zealous]

M99

Epep as 2Pac

[The Verminator]

It don't matter how many times Xavi passes
A boot straight to the face, now he needs glasses
Messi,
the golden child high on drugs
Wait till he's up against the Real thugs
He'll need suppprt just to stand up
They're nuts,
But it's not like it's all undeserved
Oh wait haven't you people heard?
It's absurd,
to think they play a new brand of tiki taka
But can only win by bribing referee Busacca
This saga,
it has got to end
Step on the pitch b******
We're not out to make friends!

[Milan31]

haha M99
I started mine and just got lazy

[barca 2011]

Time for another clasico
some call it the plasico
barca's gonna keep the ball
possession to the maximo
Ronaldos gonna choke
even if he cost a 100 million
we're gonna see some goals
thru the eyes of a chameleon
xavis gonna dictate,dominate,devastate
real's droppin the title,but this time
it'll never break

[Zealous]

This thread was our good luck charm.

[The Messiah]

Intro
Big Idris in the club aka three XL
Reprenting my number two club Chelsea, my best club Bayern.
uh! we finna get this uefalona club crunk,
But not for these Uefalona bangover glory hunters.
uh! but these real studs that's talented like Torres
So get you a bottle of that water and some ecstasy pills cause we finna climb
Ten Chelsea up, 14 Barca down.

Rap
Feeling like a OG having a minogue a twa banging these Uefalonas
Uh! You mad Uefa fanboy Platini
I could tell by the deceptive Xavi look in your eyes that you despise Terry
But there aint a thing you could do, you took things serious boasting red card.
But it aint only the size of the issues its the motion in the ocean, huh!
and I could rock Pique's world ask her Shaqira why she be giving big Idris all of her money and shell replied he makes me toes curl.

Im rock hard like Terry so I spot I couldnt miss like Missi
Im going deeper with every killer stroke like Torres
and she replied I would kill for this.
So I flipped her over face down and legs up like Valdes
So I started penetrating from the back and thinking of beating something up
But I couldnt hold back for another 5 second so I slut the white balls in like Torres
What turned me up, is seeing Torres nuts up all over uefalonas mouth.

Ending
Yea, you know what I am misdemeanor
and we up out this booth waiting on the misdemeanor clash of titans
Real Madrid versus Bayern Munich the one and only clash of titans
with the number one best players.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Legendary Cassilas, Playmaker Neuer, Robbery and partners in Crime big Toni Kroos aka King Big Toni Kroos, Triple XL Alonso, again Cristian Ronaldo...Cris...the giant Cristiano Ronaldooooh!!!.

When the two headed Tigers come up against each others, Schweinsteigers Versus Saberia Ramos, and the Baddest defenders Badstuber and Pepe up against each other.
Uefalona Dares!!

So we finna we make these media Bangover uefalona fans-Girls wet by Morrow.

[Zealous]

BEST.RAP.EVER

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