El Clasico Rap Battle thread

[Zealous]

Many of you remember the popular "El Clasico Limerick thread" from past games well in light of the thugish evolution of the clasico this seems like the next logical step in which to take this thread. So bring out your inner 2 Pac/Bigge Smallz and start dissin' the competition, neutrals feel free to jump in and diss your least favourite team or even both if you want. I'll start:

Call me Vegas cause I'm money baby, we winnin this Saturday night,
We commin' for you Pep you better play your cards right.
3-3-4? More like 3-3- bore. Pep Y U No play fullbacks?
Sort out your Tac Tics
Pep, Mou be fresh like Tic Tacs

Madridismo, we eat your tiki taka
We'll shake you up more than Mrs. Waka Waka
Back off my boi Epep will murder you,
This Saturday 31 will be 32.

Madrid, keepin' it Real,
Messi just a posa
No I in this team but there's a Mou in your Eye
How you doin' Tito Vilanova?

[Doc]

Brady's calling finally has a purpose now...

[Die Borussen]

he is famous he is rich!
he is dancing on the pitch!
cristiano is his name and he plays for madrid!
its called hall of fame and ull get your ass kicked!

i heard your cheating why you cheat?!
aint you the one no one can beat?!
nonetheless bring it on!
everyone knows whats going on!

you think you are the best! you got messi and the rest?!
dont get high its all lies! cause we got avatar eyes!

we got mou who's the best! we got bench with big depth!
ok im going now
time to play assasins creed!
i pray for us i hope we win
goodbye people and hala madrid!

[zizzle]

Round one


Mou:

not another defeate, no im staying on my feet
we be sitting in the back, call it the gangsta seat
you say parking the bus, i call it victory
my counter battle lines will destroy your symphony


pep:

It's on, son, you be playing on my zone
see winning in our blood like growth hormone
Your wussies will choke before the game even started
When they call you special one they mean you retarded

[zizzle]

Round two:

Mou

Refcelona on the run, but that was old times
with the power of my mind games i will flip him to my side
You can pass side ways, in the end you go home
we shall score, before, busquets hit the floor


Pep

in football and in rap, ill have to school you
you suck so hard even ur own fans fans boo you
when im done with this night, you'll be looking for a job
translate zero titles to spanish it aint hard

[The Messiah]

You need game just refer to Mr Burger king
On the pitch he keeps it tough like King Norris
He can't be stopped because he owns the damned field
Messi is so slim, but Pepe can't hold him
Messi the Goats, no doubt, it's his crown
Goat Maradona gave him the gold keys.



Endorsement deals, he always makes the right move.
He ain't bought a pairs of Nike since age 6.
skipped college but he graduated with better IQ than Vidic, Pepe and Ramos.

[Ali]

Icelandic ashes meant they couldn't get to the choppers,
Inter players were stocked up on whoppers,
That was the first team to destroy the Catalans,
They sold Eto'o, who was their finest African,
Some say that this Barcelona team is stunning,
but you know that they don't call him "fat frank" for nothing,
So if old men can do it, so can Madrid,
beat them and get the titles away from those cheating pigs.

[andiii]

alves is the name, he looks like shrek
touch him once he hits the deck
get messi's autograph he'll step you back
now yo asses banned from the hotel cause he's a twat

[Zealous]

[paperbackwriter]

With the beat and rythm of "Rabbits" end battle in 8 mile:



Now everybody with 9 Champions Leagues, Put your *bleep*' hands up and prepare for the seige
Now everybody with 9 Champions Leagues, Put your *bleep*' hands up and prepare for the seige
Now, as they do look tough, notice that these thugs have no hands up
This UEFA ruled world got you gassed up, who's afraid of the big bad ref
1, 2, 3 to the 4
1 cup, 2 cups, 3 cups, 4, 4 cups, 3 cups, 2 cups, 1, 1 ref, 2 refs... no refs? One.
These guys are no mother *bleep* GOATS, we already now how their boat floats
They are divers, and *bleep* cheats, they do have UEFA polishing their cleats
HGH hormones are what Messi eats
We do have a crazy player named Pepe, who kicks his own team mate just for fun
We did get jumped, 6-2 by you chumps
And you did beat us in a 5 to 0 hurl, we're still standing here screaming f*ck the UEFA ruled world
Compare yourself to us yes you do, but you don't know what the f*ck we've been through
Now we know all things about you, you had 1 CL before you became cool
What's the matter guys you embaraced? These guys are no GOATS without ref errands
And without errands you have "1", it's apparent
That's what you get with Platini inherent
These guys don't want to battle clean, then they're f*cked, as we all know there's no such thing as half way GOATS
They are scared to death, scared to look, in our eyes without their Villarato votes.

F*ck UEFA, we'll go acapella
f*ck the ref
F*ck villarato
And every crooked fella
F*ck everyone
We're a bunch of white GOATS, and it prouds me
F*ck this game, we can't win, I'm outie, if the ref don't tell you; guys, win without me

[zarola]

I'm gonn... tr.... ..to... rap....
oh snap, my streams crap
too much people wanna watch this overrated match
in theory a good contest but here's the catch
dive here, dive there, nothing but a drama affair
such a bore fest that i honestly dont even care
not worth my time trying to find a half decent stream
this games nothing but a trollers dream

[Zealous]

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Today's Agenda, got La Liga on the line
Go to Camp Nou, tell em Pep sent ya
feels the strangest if no Messi-Xavi exchanges
got these madrista's in ranges, believe them n*ggaz brainless
Calm as possible, make the pass go through
If not, here's some HGH, we know how you do
Please make yo goals clean, Messi up in between the lines, kill them and leave the scene, just bring the points and the match ball
or else, yo la liga life is on the shelf, we mean this Lionel
Them madrista's were f*ckin with our place in history
Let's get this title baby

[paperbackwriter]

Ok done with my editing. The lyrics should be read with the original played in the background.

[Rebaño Sagrado]

One-two, one-two
Kinda tired..
Lil Sagrado, 'bout ta.. get into some shiit
Aight check it out

You fck all the divng and moaning

Im' from Catalonia and never was a fan of those prickss(barca)

You mad cause we got more liga's than you
more Champions then you
only thing you got is
more Copa del rey's than us

Be prayin on our downfall,
hopin we flop
Hopin we stop,
you probably even hope we get robbed.....again

And if you think we can't beat you,
put you stadium up
put your money up
or shut you mouth up

word.

[Zealous]

[S32TABLANCA]

ZIZZLE

But most of you guys actually need to include the tune to read the rap to.

R'naldo!
Let’s Go
Hey, hey, hey
Perez!
Hey Hey
R'naldo got that super thing
Hotter than the sun of south in Spain
Got me soon as I walked through the door
My pocket started tickle-ing
The way he shot it low that thang
Got me wanna spend my money on him, him

He get it pop it lock it drop it,
That penalty,
Got a candle, need to blow that crazy flame away
Now take my red, black card and my investement
Shawty is cool like the fire,
Cool like fire

Somebody call 911
Ronaldo fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool him down
He will bring the Nou Camp down on the dance floor
Whoa
He’s fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
Cristiano Ronaldo’s fire burning on the dance floor
Hes fire burning fire burning on the dance floor
Cristiano Ronaldo's fire burning on the dance floor
Fire burning fire burning

Hes got that fire in his run 'round make them defenders run around
Hey
No exit from the Camp Nou so them Madridistas they want more
Hey
Hes got that fire in his shot now make Victor Valdes bend down
get outta my way , everybody, sing it now
No exit from the Camp Nou so them Madridistas they want more

He get it pop it lock it drop it that penalty
Got a candle need to blow that crazy flame away
Take my red , black card and my trophy
Shawty is cool like the fire
Cool like fire

Somebody call 911
Ronaldo fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool him down
He will bring the Nou Camp down on the dance floor
Whoa
He’s fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
Cristiano Ronaldo’s fire burning on the dance floor
Hes fire burning fire burning on the dance floor
Cristiano Ronaldo's fire burning on the dance floor

Somebody call 911!

Fire burning- Sean Kingston

[Zealous]

Great effort but we're going for thug gangsta here lol

[S32TABLANCA]

Great effort but we're going for thug gangsta here lol

No harm done with a bit of a different style

Give me a so called 'thug gangsta' song and Ill see what I can do.

[zarola]

Great effort but we're going for thug gangsta here lol

No harm done with a bit of a different style

Give me a so called 'thug gangsta' song and Ill see what I can do.

[Zealous]

You can't touch our starting eleven,
We drop bombs, count em, one hundred and seven.
You can't touch anything when your hand's getting stepped on.
And you can't win when Drogba makes you choke like LeBron.

Don't worry, we still remember that we owe you five.
Tea and Biscuits, Ozil gon eat you alive,
You'll be up against the world's greatest trequartista,
He'll steal the show it'll be another scandal in La Liga.

And who cares if all our players get a booking,
Baby it doesn't matter when you're this rich and good looking.
And when you're this rich every car is a Ferrari,
This ain't no Fiat Pep, my boi Ibra says you gon be sorry.

We all know about the HGH that you taking.
But we're the dope ones look at the records that we're breaking.
And you'd swear that we were playing rugby,
Like I said you can't even touch me.

Four points read em and weep,
Camp Mou, slaughter house, you, Sheep.

[Die Borussen]

You can't touch our starting eleven,
We drop bombs, count em, one hundred and seven.
You can't touch anything when your hand's getting stepped on.
And you can't win when Drogba makes you choke like LeBron.

Don't worry, we still remember that we owe you five.
Tea and Biscuits, Ozil gon eat you alive,
You'll be up against the world's greatest trequartista,
He'll steal the show it'll be another scandal in La Liga.

And who cares if all our players get a booking,
Baby it doesn't matter when you're this rich and good looking.
And when you're this rich every car is a Ferrari,
This ain't no Fiat Pep, my boi Ibra says you gon be sorry.

We all know about the HGH that you taking.
But we're the dope ones look at the records that we're breaking.
And you'd swear that we were playing rugby,
Like I said you can't even touch me.

Four points read em and weep,
Camp Mou, slaughter house, you, Sheep.

[Pedram]

This thread.

[Aensensen]

Wow guys, this is really good. Zeal for creating this thread and for your lines.

[The Messiah]

I started this rap thing.....

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