Here is a riddle for you guys to try to solve

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:Is he an air traffic controller?

Nope.

Did he live in a lighthouse?

Kamina wrote:Did he live in a lighthouse?

Yes....

Kamina wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

Kamina wrote:Ok, did he kill people directly outside by switching off the lights?

Senor Penguin wrote:Does he commit spermicide between the time he turns off the light and goes to sleep? Then reads an article in the newspaper about the potential 500 people he could have rescued had he not committed the sin of being a wanker?

Millions, not mere 500...

"The journey of a sperm is a long one, so having many strong, fast sperm greatly increases your chances of pregnancy. On average, each ejaculation contains 200-300 million sperm. However, many sperm die or get lost as they battle their way through the cervix, into the uterus, up into the fallopian tubes. As a result, only 500 sperm actually make it to the egg to penetrate it. "

One egg

The egg is a part of the female though, so when a male commits spermicide he kills off 500 potential lives.

My perverted guess is still valid

Kamina wrote:Did he live in a lighthouse?

thats definitely it

babun

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:

Kamina wrote:Did he live in a lighthouse?

thats definitely it

babun

Yuppppp.

I have another one but it cant be delivered through text unfortunately :/

Babun has been practicing with abstract math shit. This was too easy for him.

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:Is he an air traffic controller?

The mind of a terrorist!!11one

Senor Penguin wrote:

Kamina wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

Kamina wrote:Ok, did he kill people directly outside by switching off the lights?

Senor Penguin wrote:Does he commit spermicide between the time he turns off the light and goes to sleep? Then reads an article in the newspaper about the potential 500 people he could have rescued had he not committed the sin of being a wanker?

Millions, not mere 500...

"The journey of a sperm is a long one, so having many strong, fast sperm greatly increases your chances of pregnancy. On average, each ejaculation contains 200-300 million sperm. However, many sperm die or get lost as they battle their way through the cervix, into the uterus, up into the fallopian tubes. As a result, only 500 sperm actually make it to the egg to penetrate it. "

One egg

The egg is a part of the female though, so when a male commits spermicide he kills off 500 potential lives.

My perverted guess is still valid

Potential doesn't count because in the end millions were killed and only of of them can get into the egg most of the time Whether, they had 500 members at some point before they achieve their goal doesn't matter

Alright I have another one that i want to tell, but the only thing is that it is supposed to be thru word of mouth because it is a play on words so its just about impossible to deliver thru text.

If you nobody can figure it out i understand because i am sort of cheating....

So.

One night, a king and a queen decide they want to go out for a cruise and spend the night on their private island. They go onto their boat and sail a few miles off coast and land on their island. They set up camp and have a romantic dinner together. After they eat, they drink a bit and have a bit of fun if you know what I mean. After the king is finished(pun intended), they go to sleep. The next morning the king wakes up and finds that the queen was murdered during the night. Who did it?

Yes or No questions allowed.

Alright I have another one that i want to tell, but the only thing is that it is supposed to be thru word of mouth because it is a play on words so its just about impossible to deliver thru text.

If you nobody can figure it out or its really easy... i understand because i am sort of cheating....

So.

One night, a king and a queen decide they want to go out for a cruise and spend the night on their private island. They go onto their boat and sail a few miles off coast and land on their island. They set up camp and have a romantic dinner together. After they eat, they drink a bit and have a bit of fun if you know what I mean. After the king is finished(pun intended), they go to sleep. The next morning the king wakes up and finds that the queen was murdered during the night. Who did it?

Yes or No questions allowed.

The_ItalianFool wrote:Alright I have another one that i want to tell, but the only thing is that it is supposed to be thru word of mouth because it is a play on words so its just about impossible to deliver thru text.

If you nobody can figure it out i understand because i am sort of cheating....

So.

One night, a king and a queen decide they want to go out for a cruise and spend the night on their private island. They go onto their boat and sail a few miles off coast and land on their island. They set up camp and have a romantic dinner together. After they eat, they drink a bit and have a bit of fun if you know what I mean. After the king is finished(pun intended), they go to sleep. The next morning the king wakes up and finds that the queen was murdered during the night. Who did it?

Yes or No questions allowed.

Were they alone on the island?

Sushi Master wrote:Babun has been practicing with abstract math shit. This was too easy for him.

The question wasn't related to maths in any way

Either the cook or the ship captain

I have a very perverted idea, maybe he shot into her mouth and she suffocated from his ejaculation

The king is a cannibal

by finished, you mean he was done eating her

Kamina wrote:

The_ItalianFool wrote:Alright I have another one that i want to tell, but the only thing is that it is supposed to be thru word of mouth because it is a play on words so its just about impossible to deliver thru text.

If you nobody can figure it out i understand because i am sort of cheating....

So.

One night, a king and a queen decide they want to go out for a cruise and spend the night on their private island. They go onto their boat and sail a few miles off coast and land on their island. They set up camp and have a romantic dinner together. After they eat, they drink a bit and have a bit of fun if you know what I mean. After the king is finished(pun intended), they go to sleep. The next morning the king wakes up and finds that the queen was murdered during the night. Who did it?

Yes or No questions allowed.

Were they alone on the island?

No.

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:Either the cook or the ship captain

Nope

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:The king is a cannibal

by finished, you mean he was done eating her

Nope, and the finished part was just a perverted joke

A coconut fell off a tree and hit her in the head. The end.

Kamina wrote:I have a very perverted idea, maybe he shot into her mouth and she suffocated from his ejaculation

And no. lmao :lol!:

Senor Penguin wrote:A coconut fell off a tree and hit her in the head. The end.

Lol nope

Did the king kill her in some way?

Hey, I just saw, they weren't alone on the island
Did a native man/ woman kill her?

No

Im gonna let you know now, you guys will most likely be mad at the answer lol

The_ItalianFool wrote:Im gonna let you know now, you guys will most likely be mad at the answer lol

I have a crazy idea, they weren't together. The king was with his mistress and the queen with her lover
They took off to the island but not on the same ship
If that's the case, the lover killed her

lol nope, thats a bit far fetched haha

Is Queen slang for a gay man?