Here is a riddle for you guys to try to solve

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Firstly i'd ask both
" If you were the other guard , which door would you say leads to heaven ?"

The liar will choose the wrong door, because he always lies. The one that always tells the truth will also pick the wrong door because he's telling me the truth of what the liar would choose had he been in fact the liar, therefore he stays truthful to my request.

Thus i would pick the door neither of them have shown me.

spanky489 wrote:last name

Dragan Dovahkiin wrote:I got an easy one ladies

A rich businessman hires a night guard. One day the businessman has got to go to a business trip abroad. Just when he's about to go the airport the night guard stops him and begs him not to go. Irritated, the busnessman demands why and the night guard explains he dreamt that the plane he was supposed to board will crash, killing everyone. Laughing it off, the businessman leaves but the night guard begs him not to go. He falls on his knees and after a while the businessman submits. Fuming, he returns to his house and starts cursing about superstitions. A few hours later, he sees on the news that the plane he was supposed to board has crashed, leaving no survivors. He calls the night guard, apologises to him and thanks him warmly. Then to the night guard's bewildrement, he gets fired.

Why was the guard fired?

Messiakanino wrote:I got one.....I heard this a LONG time ago

If you were standing in front of two doors, one leading to heaven and one leading to hell, neither of which are labeled, and guarding the doors are two guards, one who always lies and one who always tells the truth, but you don't know who's who, what question would you ask to definitively know which one is the door to heaven versus hell.

Please don't cheat a la google

The Verminator wrote:

Messiakanino wrote:I got one.....I heard this a LONG time ago

If you were standing in front of two doors, one leading to heaven and one leading to hell, neither of which are labeled, and guarding the doors are two guards, one who always lies and one who always tells the truth, but you don't know who's who, what question would you ask to definitively know which one is the door to heaven versus hell.

Please don't cheat a la google

Easy.......Just ask would you like a blow job from Jennifer Aniston. The guy that lies will obviously say no. The other guard will say yes. Then you know who's lying...

The_ItalianFool wrote:I dont think I posted this one yet.... Im too lazy to check but im pretty sure I didnt. This is really funny when it works, but idk if it will work over the internet.

So.

A boy comes home from school one afternoon. After doing his homework, his father says, "Hey son, let's go outside and shoot some hoops, kiddo!"

So, they go outside and start playing some basketball. While teaching the boy how to do a layup, the boy falls down a breaks his leg. The father immediately starts up the car and drives to the nearest hospital. As they enter the emergency room, the father is shouting for the closest doctor "I need a doctor quick! Come operate on my boy!!!"- granted, the boy's wound is gushing blood at this point. The head doctor approaches and says... "I cannot operate on this boy.... It's illegal, he's my son....."

How is this possible?

Immortal Babun wrote:

The Verminator wrote:

Messiakanino wrote:I got one.....I heard this a LONG time ago

If you were standing in front of two doors, one leading to heaven and one leading to hell, neither of which are labeled, and guarding the doors are two guards, one who always lies and one who always tells the truth, but you don't know who's who, what question would you ask to definitively know which one is the door to heaven versus hell.

Please don't cheat a la google

Easy.......Just ask would you like a blow job from Jennifer Aniston. The guy that lies will obviously say no. The other guard will say yes. Then you know who's lying...

I'm in love with your line of thinking

The Verminator wrote:

Immortal Babun wrote:

The Verminator wrote:

Messiakanino wrote:I got one.....I heard this a LONG time ago

If you were standing in front of two doors, one leading to heaven and one leading to hell, neither of which are labeled, and guarding the doors are two guards, one who always lies and one who always tells the truth, but you don't know who's who, what question would you ask to definitively know which one is the door to heaven versus hell.

Please don't cheat a la google

Easy.......Just ask would you like a blow job from Jennifer Aniston. The guy that lies will obviously say no. The other guard will say yes. Then you know who's lying...

I'm in love with your line of thinking

That's just how i roll dawg :dance:

RealGunner wrote:

The_ItalianFool wrote:I dont think I posted this one yet.... Im too lazy to check but im pretty sure I didnt. This is really funny when it works, but idk if it will work over the internet.

So.

A boy comes home from school one afternoon. After doing his homework, his father says, "Hey son, let's go outside and shoot some hoops, kiddo!"

So, they go outside and start playing some basketball. While teaching the boy how to do a layup, the boy falls down a breaks his leg. The father immediately starts up the car and drives to the nearest hospital. As they enter the emergency room, the father is shouting for the closest doctor "I need a doctor quick! Come operate on my boy!!!"- granted, the boy's wound is gushing blood at this point. The head doctor approaches and says... "I cannot operate on this boy.... It's illegal, he's my son....."

How is this possible?

the son was adopted ?

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Verm, so u assuming that the lair has the wrong door behind him?

@IF

The father and the head doctor are married the Head doctor is the boy's mother

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Verm, so u assuming that the lair has the wrong door behind him?

@IF

The father and the head doctor are married the Head doctor is the boy's mother

The_ItalianFool wrote:Well im gonna post it anyways cause im bored....

If you know it, dont say anything!!!!!!!!

So this guy walks into a bar. There is a giant jar of money sitting on the counter. The man asks the bar tender "What is that money for?"

He responds "Its a contest. If you can go into that room (he points to a back room of the bar) and make the horse in there laugh, you win all the money. Nobody had ever done it before so good luck!"

The man responded "Sure, Ill do it."

The man goes into the back room, and 10 seconds later he comes out and the horse is laughing hysterically.

The bartender asks "how the hell did you do that?!" The man simply responds " A magician never reveals his secret!"

The next day, the guy comes into the bar again ans there is another jar of money on the counter. He asks again, "Hey sir, how do you win that money?"

The bartender respond "Ha, I got you this time, you have to go in there and make the horse cry!!"

The man says "Sure, piece of cake."

He goes in, 10 seconds later comes out and the horse is crying like crazy.

How did he make the horse laugh, and how did he make him cry?

The Madrid One wrote:its an easy one because ill give u a big clue that kind of gives it away. if u know it before hand then dont give answer.

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

ill give the clue up if someone points to it.

Soul wrote:

The Madrid One wrote:its an easy one because ill give u a big clue that kind of gives it away. if u know it before hand then dont give answer.

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

ill give the clue up if someone points to it.

Its a submarine or something lol?