Mourinho's Trolls

Mourinho’s trolls

“I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.”
José Mourinho on Arsene Wenger

“I studied Italian five hours a day for many months to ensure I could communicate with the players, media and fans. Ranieri had been in England for five years and still struggled to say ‘good morning’ and ‘good afternoon.’
José Mourinho on Claudio Ranieri

“It is really not my fault if he was considered a loser at Chelsea.”
José Mourinho on Claudio Ranieri

“Ranieri? He’s right in what he says: I am very demanding of myself and I need to win to be secure about things. That’s why I’ve won so many trophies in my career. He, on the other hand, has the mentality of someone who doesn’t need to win and at nearly 70 years old he has won a Supercoppa and another small cup. He’s too old to change his mindset.”
José Mourinho on Claudio Ranieri

“It’s not even a game between me and him. It’s a game where a kid made some statements not showing maturity and respect. Maybe it’s his difficult childhood, no education, maybe it’s the consequence of that.”
Jose Mourinho on Cristiano Ronaldo

“Three years without a Premiership title? I don’t think I would still be in a job.”
José Mourinho on Rafa Benitez

“Wenger has been Arsenal’s coach for 15 years but he hasn’t won even a Carling Cup for six years. Benitez hasn’t won a league title in six years but they continue to keep him as Liverpool’s coach. This is not the Italian mentality. To stay here I must continue winning and do well.”
José Mourinho on Arsene Wenger and Rafa Benitez

“I don’t want him to teach me how to lose 4-0 in a Champions League final because I don’t want to learn that”
José Mourinho on Johan Cruyff

“When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee’s dressing room I couldn’t believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn’t surprised.”
José Mourinho on Frank Rijkaard

“They have a great club. But in 200 years of history they have won the European Cup only once. I have been managing for a few years and I have already won the same amount.”
José Mourinho on Barcelona

“Barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. He’s learned play-acting.”
José Mourinho on Lionel Messi

“I have to train with 10 men [to prepare for the Barcelona semi-final], how to play with 10 men, because I go there with Chelsea, I finish with 10, I go there with Inter, I finish with 10 and I have to train to play with 10 men because it can happen again.”
José Mourinho on playing Barcelona

“Up to now we have had two types of coaches. A very small group of coaches who never speak to the referees. After that, there is a bigger group, of whom I am one, who criticise the referees when they make huge errors. And now, with the declaration of Pep the other day, we are entering a new era with a third group, which for the moment includes only him, who criticise the correct decision of the referee.”
José Mourinho on Pep Guardiola

“We were perfect. We would have won this game even with seven men. Maybe with six we would have struggled, but we would have won with seven.”
José Mourinho after his 9-man Inter beat AC Milan

Trying to start a flamefest? I expected more from you, Cosmico

Comedy gold

lol great thread, pretty funny the amount of trolls he produces every season

Mr Nick09 wrote:lol great thread

Really, Nick, you too?

Lex wrote:Trying to start a flamefest? I expected more from you, Cosmico

Why?

Eh, I just thought it was funny to see them all in the same place.

we need one for :vagi:

He hasnt produced as many since he is at madrid tho

@Lex, this thread is just for fun. If the butthurtsmourinho ass licking horde is mad, they can cry away. I see no ill intent here, he is a very entertaining man.

not only is he a classy manager but hes a commedian on the side

Mourinho and classy don't go together...

not true nick, I think his best one came from madrid

“Up to now we have had two types of coaches. A very small group of coaches who never speak to the referees. After that, there is a bigger group, of whom I am one, who criticise the referees when they make huge errors. And now, with the declaration of Pep the other day, we are entering a new era with a third group, which for the moment includes only him, who criticise the correct decision of the referee.”
José Mourinho on Pep Guardiola

that one is absolutely fantastic haha

Mou

Haters gonna hate but everything Jose said there is extremely agreeable.

Legend of football there will be no one like him

Hey, at least it's not another Balotelli thread...

I think the best place to work in football is England.
Jose Mourinho

Picking on Ranieri was so wrong yet so funny at the same time. And anyone to make Old Man Johan stay quiet for a bit deserves some praise. Legendary man but he does talk too much that Johan....

[quote="Se7en"]not true nick, I think his best one came from madrid

“Up to now we have had two types of coaches. A very small group of coaches who never speak to the referees. After that, there is a bigger group, of whom I am one, who criticise the referees when they make huge errors. And now, with the declaration of Pep the other day, we are entering a new era with a third group, which for the moment includes only him, who criticise the correct decision of the referee.”
José Mourinho on Pep Guardiola

Bof, not that good

“We were perfect. We would have won this game even with seven men. Maybe with six we would have struggled, but we would have won with seven.”
José Mourinho after his 9-man Inter beat AC Milan
This

"He must really think I'm a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I've always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me."

[When asked by the Spanish radio network Cope what he believed God thought about him.]

"I have no restaurant with anybody" he said, "maybe Pep has a restaurant in Oslo"

That was actually pretty funny

I don't get it :vagi:

Catalan media alleged that Mourinho and Portuguese referee Olegário Benquerença (who was the referee of the San Siro Inter vs Barca match) were long time friends and also that they co-own a restaurant called O Menino in Leiria, Portugal, accusing Benquerença's friendship with Mourinho of being responsible for Inter's win.

Catalan radio and media also claimed that Benquerença is called Larapio ("thief") in Portugal, since a 2004 match between Benfica and Porto in Lisbon in which Benquerença disallowed a dubious goal by Benfica's Petit, thus helping Porto to win 1–0; however, that match took place the season after Mourinho's departure from the club.[101]

Mourinho himself denied any such allegiances. "I have no restaurant with anybody" he said, "maybe [Barcelona manager] Pep [Guardiola] has a restaurant in Oslo", taunting Norwegian referee Tom Henning Øvrebø's role in Barcelona's qualification against Chelsea in London for the 2008–09 UEFA Champions League semifinal.[102]

Zealous wrote:Haters gonna hate but everything Jose said there is extremely agreeable.

Legend of football there will be no one like him

Are you serious?

I'm surprised no one has clocked him yet. He's got a big mouth. Never seen anyone like him.

Albiceleste wrote:

Mourinho himself denied any such allegiances. "I have no restaurant with anybody" he said, "maybe [Barcelona manager] Pep [Guardiola] has a restaurant in Oslo", taunting Norwegian referee Tom Henning Øvrebø's role in Barcelona's qualification against Chelsea in London for the 2008–09 UEFA Champions League semifinal.[102]

Hahaha he really can't let go of that can he? He's so butthurt about his precious Chelsea.

on second read, some of it is pretty funny. he's a witty guy lol