FANTACALCIO GAME: The main story of Juve's Jan transfers

Make up a funny headline that you think you could see this Jan

Heres a few I made...

- 'Amauri says no to move abroad, claims current job as cleaner is satisfying. "I have no reason to move,
Me and vincenzo have a great time kicking back scrubbing dishes, although Motta makes as much a mess on his plate than he does on the field"

- 'Borriello says no to Juve move' "I don't want to move to Turin, it's too cold and the weather up in the alps makes my hair too thin"

- Galliani takes Pirlo back to Milan.. strokes andrea's hair for hours and hugs him tightly whilst saying "Never again will we let u go, never"

-' Juve purchase Ogbonna for 20mil... Luca and co. Fuming'

- Krasic says bye to Juve. Fans protest outside Juventus Arena, led by elm and dejan

- Secco returns to Juve "I'm glad to have returned home, my first purchase? I have one eye on Molinaro and another on a kid from Serie C2.. He's the new Messi"

- Juve purchase Marco Veratti. Sciacca (Antonio) jumps for joy and kisses Marotta's bald head, calling him the new moggi

- Pepe quits Juve and focuses on a career in golf

- 'Caceres returns to Juve. Conte: "Marotta told me Martin is versatile and has plenty of grinta.... I said get on the phone to his agent already"

- Eto'o rules out a return to Serie A "I could never go back there.. Did u see what Sorensen did to me last time we played? I have nightmares of that guy, I moved to Anzhi so I could afford therapy'

Good one

Balotelli : " I would love move to Juventus I love their ultras groups and they love me, our love is the biggest forbbiden love bigger than Romoe and Juliet"

Krasic: Conte deceived me !

Conte: Amauri will stay with us since he is in top form and Marotta will extend his contract till 2015 and he will recive bigger salary

Realistically...

Borriello for Amauri and Iaquinta
Montolivo for vice Pirlo
Cacares for the LB role
Bonucci might go on loan
Krasic Bye bye

Not in the mood for humour Antonio? Lol just kidding

Aguero praises Juve: Agnelli offered me any car in their repertoire; the fiat 500 really made me reconsider my options.

Motta: Wearing the Juve-shirt really was a dream come true, but I figured Sevilla was better since i could get a chance to prove i'm not a dishwasher.

Careres: La liga is too boring being a defender - we always lose to Barca and Madrid, and the other teams never really triggered my abilities.

Montolivo: I like pink over purple to be honest.

Giovinco: Amauri u lucky son of a b*tch, I wish was at Juve right now...

Motta: I hope Conte give a chance as a striker because I suck at RB!

Boriello: Juve want me? really? Moratti must be looking out of his good eye :/