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Post by NiallQuinnsdiscoPants Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:29 pm



In a desperate bid to build its fan base, Spanish football club Getafe has released a video urging fans to become sperm donors in order to breed more season ticket holders.

The tongue-in-cheek video opens with a fan standing in front of an empty stand under the words: "There's a problem: there aren't many of us." Then the voiceover tells us there is a solution, as the camera pans to the fan's crotch. We next see him in a sperm donor clinic collecting a plastic container. He is handed a DVD entitled Zombies Calientes de Getafe, or Getafe's hot zombies.

The film, shot in the style of a 1970s porn film, shows young women in a room whose walls are covered with Getafe posters, flags and scarves, drinking a potion that turns them into sex-mad zombies. The idea is that the DVD is so erotic that the sperm donor has no difficulty in making his contribution.

In the next shot, a woman is holding a baby, one of a new generation of Getafe fans. The film ends with a graphic representation of a sperm entering an egg and the words: "The more the better." In the final frame the viewer is informed that the DVD is available at their local sperm donor clinic.

The club's marketing director José Antonio Cuétara said the film is "controversial but very good," adding that the club has around 9,000 season ticket holders but needs more. Ángel Torres, who made the film, said the campaign isn't directed towards any particular sector of the public, but "just those with a sense of humour".

Getafe play in Spain's top division, La Liga, meaning they have to compete for attention with glamorous local rivals, Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid, who have 85,000 and 42,000 season ticket holders respectively.

Torres, however, is optimistic. "If the campaign is successful, we'll have to build a bigger stadium," he said.
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Post by MaraVilla Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:35 pm

are nuidity allowed in spanish commercials or something?
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Post by FennecFox7 Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:35 pm

LMFAO
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Post by Doc Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:37 pm

Lol, Getafe. They and Mallorca have serious issues when trying to get fans to fill their stadiums even when playing the bigger teams. Not sure but it would seem people from that area(s) just don't seem to be zealous about football or the team really...
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Post by FennecFox7 Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:43 pm

LOL I can't stop laughing LMFAO
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Post by tsgooner1 Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:48 pm

OMG LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! GETAFE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE IN SPAIN! LOLOLOL

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Post by Jonathan28 Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:50 pm

I am no longer a Barca fan, I support Getafe now What a Face
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Post by I-no Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:07 pm

hahahahaha, very funny, getafe is based in madrid, so for every 10 of the tube kids real madrid will get 7 fans more, 1 to getafe and 2 to aletico madrid :arrow:
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Post by Albiceleste Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:18 pm

Humorous but seems like an act of desperation and comes off as pathetic.

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Post by S32TABLANCA Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:18 pm

Umm... good old Getafe... I think... Actually, this comes across as really wierd and creepy. Still funny though.
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Post by free_cat Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:42 pm

They are few because Getafe is a club with no history, and is actually a Real Madrid satellite. Founded from a Madrid supporter's club football team, and all their fans are actually Madrid fans, being the team from close to Madrid and never have had any history.
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Post by the xcx Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:46 pm

Roflcopter..
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Post by VanDeezNuts Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:37 am

gotta say that made me laugh..

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Post by zarola Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:43 am

Clicked the topic for bewbies and was not disappointed.
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Post by Kick Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:06 am

Lol, crazy spainards.
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Post by Sir Psycho Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:32 am

Hot Zombies of Getafe, lmao.
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