[AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
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[AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
going to start using that expression from now on in all kinds of contexts
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Now I have to wonder if the reason why LBs always struggled playing with Hazard is because of his ass. It's too damn distracting.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
That quote made my day
So the secret to him beating defenders is not down to his dribbling skills after all? The real reason is they get distracted by his hypnotizing thicc ass and completely forget about the ball?
Brother Bellerin concurs:
While we're at it, somebody should start a petition to change the name of the Madrid section on GL to:
So the secret to him beating defenders is not down to his dribbling skills after all? The real reason is they get distracted by his hypnotizing thicc ass and completely forget about the ball?
Brother Bellerin concurs:
While we're at it, somebody should start a petition to change the name of the Madrid section on GL to:
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urbaNRoots wrote:Now I have to wonder if the reason why LBs always struggled playing with Hazard is because of his ass. It's too damn distracting.
Nevermind that.
Ass so good Mustafi and co. get weak in the knees and fall down whenever he comes close.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
The Demon of Carthage wrote:
So the secret to him beating defenders is not down to his dribbling skills after all?
Dribbling starts from the ass, imo.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Art Morte wrote:The Demon of Carthage wrote:
So the secret to him beating defenders is not down to his dribbling skills after all?
Dribbling starts from the ass, imo.
After I'm done with you, your ass will start to dribble.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Hapless_Hans wrote:Art Morte wrote:The Demon of Carthage wrote:
So the secret to him beating defenders is not down to his dribbling skills after all?
Dribbling starts from the ass, imo.
After I'm done with you, your ass will start to dribble.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
My mouth is dribbling at the thought of that.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Someone does me a favor and embed this please
https://twitter.com/outofcontextre1/status/1139241631973040128?s=19
https://twitter.com/outofcontextre1/status/1139241631973040128?s=19
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Mr Nick09 wrote:Someone does me a favor and embed this please— out of context real madrid (@outofcontextre1) June 13, 2019
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
It's all making sense now.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
Now, couple that picture with the following quotes from Perez's speech during Hazard's unveiling yesterday:
Perez wrote:This is something that I've wanted to do for some time
Perez wrote:A marvellous player has arrived, one who is different and capable of doing amazing things
Perez wrote:people want to enjoy your talent and creativity (says this while looking at Hazard's ass)
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
This is the nastiest thread i have ever seen on GL.
What a bunch of feminine beta's
What a bunch of feminine beta's
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
^ i thought u're an ass man.
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Re: [AS] Roberto Martinez: “Eden’s ass is his center of gravity. He can use it to get out of one-on-one situations”
He is literally an ASS, worst poster I've seen across this forum in my 4 year career.
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