I can bring him back

What would you say if i told you that I can make Kaka the player he once was?
How much would you pay as a club to see him perform like he did during his best days at AC? And what would you say if i told you i am willing to offer him and Milan all this without any profit in return?

I promise i mean every word i say.

who are you? :vagi:

preach us oh almighty huntsman one

huntsman wrote:What would you say if i told you that I can make Kaka the player he once was?
How much would you pay as a club to see him perform like he did during his best days at AC? And what would you say if i told you i am willing to offer him and Milan all this without any profit in return?

I promise i mean every word i say.

i say that anyone who posts whilst drunk is a like a brother to me .

cheers mate

I'll echo what was previously said:

Who are you?

Potential's brother?

You dont believe me do you?
There's a logical reason and medical explanation to why not only kaka, but every previously outstanding player who has a chronic injury fails to recover his superhuman form.

Do you want more? The control measures i know about are more than 80% guaranteed to restore back what is not lost, but dormant skills of kaka.

Still not convinced? I can turn back the wheels of time, and bring you back the Kaka of 5 years ago and for the next 3, 4 maybe 5 years you will have the best player in the world again.

How can this be done? Well, two things, you guys buy back Kaka, that's 1
number 2, hook me up with someone who will listen from the milan campaign and i will tell them what needs to be done.

Again, i would like to reiterate that i am very serious and i mean every single word i say. I can bring him back if you want in 90 days, during this summer break. I just need someone who will listen to what i have to say.

r u a doctor or smthn???

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

You, know, forget about Kaka, can you bring back the Captain Paolo of 1994?
I would pay you in person.

But you got me before your second post, I give you that.

huntsman, forget about Kaka, help chelsea save torres!

fatman123 wrote:huntsman, forget about Kaka, help chelsea save torres!

I thought Torres was on the ascendancy after that 50 million pound goal .

beatrixasdfghjk. wrote:

fatman123 wrote:huntsman, forget about Kaka, help chelsea save torres!

I thought Torres was on the ascendancy after that 50 million pound goal .

lol, hes deffinately on the way up, no doubt about that, but hes still got a long way to go before hes liverpool torres again and im sure every chelsea fna would agree with me

Torres was crap for the half year before you signed him as well .

And it's definitely .

stop derailing this thread by picking on my English and go look at the math thread

fatman123 wrote:stop derailing this thread by picking on my English and go look at the math thread

I already had a look, I don't do statistics :vagi:.

I can bring you Van Basten back. ANYONE INTERESTED?

huntsman wrote:You dont believe me do you?
There's a logical reason and medical explanation to why not only kaka, but every previously outstanding player who has a chronic injury fails to recover his superhuman form.

Do you want more? The control measures i know about are more than 80% guaranteed to restore back what is not lost, but dormant skills of kaka.

Still not convinced? I can turn back the wheels of time, and bring you back the Kaka of 5 years ago and for the next 3, 4 maybe 5 years you will have the best player in the world again.

How can this be done? Well, two things, you guys buy back Kaka, that's 1
number 2, hook me up with someone who will listen from the milan campaign and i will tell them what needs to be done.

Again, i would like to reiterate that i am very serious and i mean every single word i say. I can bring him back if you want in 90 days, during this summer break. I just need someone who will listen to what i have to say.

i don't know what to think really. You love Kaka like any Rossonero , that's why i haven't started with the jokes already and i give you that.

In any case , Kaka won't be returning in Milan any time soon. So , you should focus on contacting Real Madrid , if you are so certain about it..

Dante13 wrote:

huntsman wrote:You dont believe me do you?
There's a logical reason and medical explanation to why not only kaka, but every previously outstanding player who has a chronic injury fails to recover his superhuman form.

Do you want more? The control measures i know about are more than 80% guaranteed to restore back what is not lost, but dormant skills of kaka.

Still not convinced? I can turn back the wheels of time, and bring you back the Kaka of 5 years ago and for the next 3, 4 maybe 5 years you will have the best player in the world again.

How can this be done? Well, two things, you guys buy back Kaka, that's 1
number 2, hook me up with someone who will listen from the milan campaign and i will tell them what needs to be done.

Again, i would like to reiterate that i am very serious and i mean every single word i say. I can bring him back if you want in 90 days, during this summer break. I just need someone who will listen to what i have to say.

i don't know what to think really. You love Kaka like any Rossonero , that's why i haven't started with the jokes already and i give you that.

In any case , Kaka won't be returning in Milan any time soon. So , you should focus on contacting Real Madrid , if you are so certain about it..

I am certain about it. It's not a theory in my head, it's something that has been tested and worked and it's out there in the open, not my invention or discovery, i just happen to know what the problem is and what the handy tools for fixing this problem are.

I will never approach a snobbish club like real madrid nor its fans. Kaka is leaving there is no question about it and it doesnt matter whether he attains previous form or not, they want him out, mourinho does, and when he sets his mind on something, no one can change that.

Kaka most likely will join PSG, but my preference is Milan as i am confident that with their great defense and very good offence kaka will be the missing link that will establish the long lost balance between the three lines. Milan can win trophies still whereas PSG is still a fresh and experimental team.

This is all very mysterious, some more details would add some credibility...

I doubt anyone here has a direct connection to someone at the top in Milan anyway.

Forza Rossoneri wrote:This is all very mysterious, some more details would add some credibility...

I doubt anyone here has a direct connection to someone at the top in Milan anyway.

Milan Fans,

I will not disclose the information for nothing; i will present it to those with the powers to be and who are willing to listen to what i have to say, not those who can do nothing about it and make jokes about me and what i have to say.

I will give you a couple more hints, first one is, a run is split into three phases, and in football you mostly use the first phase while rarely using the second and never use the third type. Refer to all the runs that kaka makes in the video below.

Second, when someone gets injured a chronic injury and fails to gain back his previous form (irrespective of the type of injury, it could be a bone fracture) people justify this with he's never gonna look like his pre-injury form again or he's growing old which couldnt be far from the truth.

The method i am talking about revolutionizes the recovery process of players who suffer an ill fate like kaka's; the age of 30 will be the new 20 meaning not only you will have the best player in your club but you will have him for many years to come. And what's more interesting is, it has been tested with astounding results. Let me re-iterate this again, it's not a theory, it's a method, it has been applied, put into testing, and was a success.

That's all i am willing to offer to you guys right now; Kaka is a goldmine waiting to be discovered. Buy him, and i will make you a gladiator for the next 5 years and a promise of two CL trophies in the making. Kaka is no madrid material and definitely no mourinho material and that's why it's wise for him to leave madrid.

About trying to contact someone from the madrid camp, i already did last week, and i made many complaints about their medical staff but obviously they will fall on deaf ears if anyone will ever read about what i have to say.

fatman, i can bring you back the liverpool torres for sure. No problems.

Huntsman is on drugs.

He has been on drugs for a while free cat.

GOAT HUNTSMAN .... give this man power