Real Madrid assembly to vote for change of name

Next month's general assembly is bound to vote on a controversila issue. There's a bill to change the official name of the Club, Real Madrid Club de Futbol, for a new one that better reflects the nature of their sport.

The promoter of the idea, Florentino Roncero Franco, has told our newspaper that "We are a team with two 'cojones'. It's about time we start reflecting that in our name: normal rules don't apply to us and we are more than happy with it. Taking a cue from our players, who don't even care to hide that they can touch the ball with their hands and nothing happens, we propose to change our name to Real Madrid Club de Handbol. Because we deserve it".

Sergio Ramos has been reported to comment "Off course I need to use the hands to play football. If I constantly drop stuff that I'm holding with my hands, imagine if I only could use my feet! It would be impossible!".
Alonso on said "I'm a 'señor', and 'señores' can't tell how far they went with their hands. The referee did a great job... for us, as usual".

It seems unlikely that the bill will prosper, as the merengues are unwilling to change a name of a Club that was the same during Franco's regime better old-times.

In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

yea lets not bring up the ref we know who benefited the most

In before the lock

Pahahahahaha oh please let the bill pass

Robbery wrote:

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

yea lets not bring up the ref we know who benefited the most

Yes, we know it. Madrid.

"Sergio Ramos has been reported to comment "Off course I need to use the hands to play football. If I constantly drop stuff that I'm holding with my hands, imagine if I only could use my feet! It would be impossible!". "

Sad, and reflects exactly why Barca fans are the most hated.

Refcelona, Real Madrid club de Handbol, Pathetico Madrid....anything else?!

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

I guess you guys and Epep have more in common than you thought.

"At Barca we are honest" - Pep, yeah especially when you shot dem roids

:dance:

Zealous wrote:

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

I guess you guys and Epep have more in common than you thought.

"At Barca we are honest" - Pep, yeah especially when you shot dem roids

Please, go on and publish that in a important media! Will you?

Barça could do with another compensation for libel as the radio COPE is about to pay (they already admited it was a baseless claim and are willing to pay 200.000€).

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:

free_cat wrote:

Zealous wrote:In other news Barcelona fans continue to live in their own bubble of alternate reality. Any attempts at extracting them from this state to the real world have proved unsuccessful.

Pepe: "If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but it was not intentional".

Who's living in an alternate reality?

Real Madrid has won the last 2 away matches thanks to refs only. It's a fact.

I guess you guys and Epep have more in common than you thought.

"At Barca we are honest" - Pep, yeah especially when you shot dem roids

Please, go on and publish that in a important media! Will you?

Barça could do with another compensation for libel as the radio COPE is about to pay (they already admited it was a baseless claim and are willing to pay 200.000€).

Oh really? i thought the big evil of Real Madrid was behind it all along

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I looked into free_cat's eyes and knew he had ill intentions.

:vagi: we are always superior so i demand FCB to change it to divelona

Since Barcelona is always looking to stay ahead in terms of sports and competition, some of their most loyal socios have file similar motion and want the world to remember that they are innovators always, and the first to bring handball to football.





They also want penalty boxes to be redesigned as follow