Fernando Torres Scores for Chelsea, Wakes Up from Improbable Dream

by Lex Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:46 pm

Where to begin with this video Laughing

by DRK Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:48 pm

:lol!:

by Lord Awesome Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:51 pm

I wanted to see the lady jump up and down. Sad

by ronalessi Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:51 pm

:vagi:

by Guest Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:55 pm

hearing from some sources that we have enquired for a full season loan next season, with option to purchase at 15M at the end of next season if he scores a certain amount of goals.

by Die Borussen Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:59 pm

by Zealous Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:03 pm

~~~~lyk dis if u cry evrytim ;__;~~~~

by Raptorgunner Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:01 pm

1. Fernando Torres to perform ancient Spanish ‘goat ritual’ to end goalless curse

“Torres will lead a goat – taken from a herd in his hometown of Fuenlabrada and flown to the UK specially earlier this week – around the pitch, then encourage the animal to defecate in each of the goal-mouths so as to ward off any malicious spirits that might be blocking Torres’ shots.

“After a brief visit to the Chelsea trophy room for luck, Torres will then ‘run’ the goat through the Chelsea Village complex before closing the ceremony by ritually launching the animal from the roof of St Mary’s Roman Catholic Church in Cadogan Street, SW3.

“The first dozen Chelsea fans to turn up at Stamford Bridge on Friday April 1st before midday will not only be able to take part in this historic event, but will also be able to take home choice cuts of goat meat afterwards.
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by donttreadonred Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:52 pm

Raptorgunner wrote:
1. Fernando Torres to perform ancient Spanish ‘goat ritual’ to end goalless curse

“Torres will lead a goat – taken from a herd in his hometown of Fuenlabrada and flown to the UK specially earlier this week – around the pitch, then encourage the animal to defecate in each of the goal-mouths so as to ward off any malicious spirits that might be blocking Torres’ shots.

“After a brief visit to the Chelsea trophy room for luck, Torres will then ‘run’ the goat through the Chelsea Village complex before closing the ceremony by ritually launching the animal from the roof of St Mary’s Roman Catholic Church in Cadogan Street, SW3.

“The first dozen Chelsea fans to turn up at Stamford Bridge on Friday April 1st before midday will not only be able to take part in this historic event, but will also be able to take home choice cuts of goat meat afterwards.
”

:lol!:

by Lex Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:57 pm

I thought it was going to say that the fans would get to take home a handful of goat shit

by LeBéninois Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:31 pm

I'm a bit sad for him . Worst timing ever , he would have been awesome with suarez . But Liverpool board was waiting fresh money instead of taking a risk and invest theirs

by Raptorgunner Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:31 am

Bénin wrote:I'm a bit sad for him . Worst timing ever , he would have been awesome with suarez . But Liverpool board was waiting fresh money instead of taking a risk and invest theirs

Cant feel sorry for him, he still collects 250k a week. affraid