Fernando Torres Scores for Chelsea, Wakes Up from Improbable Dream
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Fernando Torres Scores for Chelsea, Wakes Up from Improbable Dream
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Re: Fernando Torres Scores for Chelsea, Wakes Up from Improbable Dream
Where to begin with this video
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I wanted to see the lady jump up and down.
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hearing from some sources that we have enquired for a full season loan next season, with option to purchase at 15M at the end of next season if he scores a certain amount of goals.
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~~~~lyk dis if u cry evrytim ;__;~~~~
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1. Fernando Torres to perform ancient Spanish ‘goat ritual’ to end goalless curse
“Torres will lead a goat – taken from a herd in his hometown of Fuenlabrada and flown to the UK specially earlier this week – around the pitch, then encourage the animal to defecate in each of the goal-mouths so as to ward off any malicious spirits that might be blocking Torres’ shots.
“After a brief visit to the Chelsea trophy room for luck, Torres will then ‘run’ the goat through the Chelsea Village complex before closing the ceremony by ritually launching the animal from the roof of St Mary’s Roman Catholic Church in Cadogan Street, SW3.
“The first dozen Chelsea fans to turn up at Stamford Bridge on Friday April 1st before midday will not only be able to take part in this historic event, but will also be able to take home choice cuts of goat meat afterwards.
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:lol!:Raptorgunner wrote:
1. Fernando Torres to perform ancient Spanish ‘goat ritual’ to end goalless curse
“Torres will lead a goat – taken from a herd in his hometown of Fuenlabrada and flown to the UK specially earlier this week – around the pitch, then encourage the animal to defecate in each of the goal-mouths so as to ward off any malicious spirits that might be blocking Torres’ shots.
“After a brief visit to the Chelsea trophy room for luck, Torres will then ‘run’ the goat through the Chelsea Village complex before closing the ceremony by ritually launching the animal from the roof of St Mary’s Roman Catholic Church in Cadogan Street, SW3.
“The first dozen Chelsea fans to turn up at Stamford Bridge on Friday April 1st before midday will not only be able to take part in this historic event, but will also be able to take home choice cuts of goat meat afterwards.
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I thought it was going to say that the fans would get to take home a handful of goat shit
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I'm a bit sad for him . Worst timing ever , he would have been awesome with suarez . But Liverpool board was waiting fresh money instead of taking a risk and invest theirs
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Bénin wrote:I'm a bit sad for him . Worst timing ever , he would have been awesome with suarez . But Liverpool board was waiting fresh money instead of taking a risk and invest theirs
Cant feel sorry for him, he still collects 250k a week.
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Damn what a talent by poster. professional work bravo
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loool I still fkn love Torres. I hope he gets his career back on track but not with Chelsea. He deserves this for leaving us like he did.
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personally i am glad at the way he is playing.. never liked him ..
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I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)Zealous wrote:~~~~lyk dis if u cry evrytim ;__;~~~~
"Don't worry, it's Torres."
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Re: Fernando Torres Scores for Chelsea, Wakes Up from Improbable Dream
Yeah, well technically, since his shot wasn't on-target, it should be counted a goal from that bird...
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"Don't worry... He's Torres"
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