Re: the 5 word story thread

by IrasMaldinista Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 17:13

Go f*** himself immediately because

by shamr9pato Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 17:15

he is a s**** player

by Guest Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 17:17

who makes Antonini look like

by IrasMaldinista Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 17:23

Humphrey Bogart at his best

by shamr9pato Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 18:52

however roma was watching this
the 5 word story thread - Page 6 Flavio-roma-1

by Cruijf Tue 4 Oct 2011 - 22:42

and whining about how his

by shamr9pato Wed 5 Oct 2011 - 15:22

stupid and horrible blunder against

by Superstone Mariomintsch Wed 5 Oct 2011 - 16:55

a team who faced his

by IrasMaldinista Wed 5 Oct 2011 - 20:42

Daddy, seventy two years ago

by Guest Wed 5 Oct 2011 - 20:43

but Maury wasn't so sure

by Rossoneri Ninja Thu 24 Jan 2013 - 8:21

thus he went on a

by Forza Thu 24 Jan 2013 - 9:49

drunken rampage across town, destroying

by Kaladin Thu 24 Jan 2013 - 9:57

Abate's land in which he..

by shamr9pato Sun 27 Jan 2013 - 15:31

constant was sleeping with his

by Rossoneri Ninja Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 11:46

teddy bear named, Mr. Duff Miver..

by Forza Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 11:49

...and dreaming about when he...

by Rossoneri Ninja Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 11:51

Journey in the Magical bush

by Forza Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 11:57

in which he discovered the

by shamr9pato Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 12:02

the talent of el shaarawy

by Rossoneri Ninja Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 12:09

which could not be unleashed

by Forza Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 12:31

unless Constant obtained the hairdresser...

by Forza Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 13:20

Edited and complete version of this thread thus far... the most filthy Pulitzer winner to date...

Part 1: ABATE AND THE SHARK

One day the great Abate went fishing in the lake with Barbara Berlusconi in an Audi which he used to drive into the water. A shark approached them, but it wasn't a shark. It was Alexandre Pato, who loves the taste of Barbara's pussy and Ignazio's cazzo. So they had a threesome and Beppe Favalli joined in, but threw his back out. Nesta also hurt his back sucking Favalli's old ball sack. Urgently they all rushed to push Bonera down the stairs, suddenly a bright light appears and Bonera is beamed up, but he hit the ceiling.

Part 2: NOT SO SUPER

The ceiling was reflected by Galliani's shiny, bald head which produced enough light to sign the Aquaman from Liverpool. There was still some light remaining, so he flew off to Spain to bring back King Kaka. Luca wanted to close this stupid thread, but then Luca was banned. Luca came back but nobody cared, as Kaka had returned! Only to get injured again, then replaced by Stephan the Pharoah, whom Zlatan butt-kicked hard. But Stephan turned super saiyan with a flaming red mohawk. But he suddenly knelt and sobbed because he painfully pissed fire, unfortunately in his own pants. He was embarrassed and looked for Cassano to hide behind. Cassano was in the bathroom though, battling his alter ego named Edison Arantes Do Nascimento Pele. Pele's voice terrorized Cassano's mind, so he went really nuts and a squirrel ate him! But then :coffee guy: rushed in and cut the squirrel open with Abate's toe nail.

Part 3: SELF-CRITIQUE

Watching all of this was BiasedMilanFan3 who noticed that "Abate's toe nail" was not five words. Dostoevsky remarked that yet, cleverly, BMF3's observation was. According to Arquitecto, this conversation was as subtle as Ibra's nose. "Thank you, Milan moderator, Dostoevsky", remarked BMF3. The derailing was ended by a mod who happened to have written the book "Demons" and had really itchy balls because of the fact that he was a sex addict and his name was Dosto. Then milanfan7 noted that his name does not mean shit in relation to his itchiness.

Part 4: HUMBLE IGNAZIO RETURNS

In the house next door Dreamer was stoning sinning IrasMaldinista and watching weird Dutch porn. Suddenly his Mom came and and busted his bare ass. And he cried so loud it woke up the sleeping god Ignazio from his beauty sleep, who thus became very hostile and wanted to bitchslap CR9 like the boss he is. But Zeljko Kalac told Abate "you're the best ever" which made Abate all depressed because Abate believes that he cannot come close to the expectations of the Goal-Legacy forum. So Abate tried and tried to reclaim his mighty throne which was now owned by Favalli. But Favalli was no pushover because he had the mystical banana phone of Miami Beach. But it was not Miami, it was actually Cuba. Abate knew the phone's power but he didn't call it because he had bigger plans which was to eat the chocolate Galliani statue, which tasted like Barbara Berlusconi's pussy because it was actually her dildo. Watching these was Leonardo Di Merdio who slowly masturbated to Morrati while in a conga line.

Part 5: THE BLINDNESS

The Madrid One feebly intervened, "Madrid is better than Milan." But The Madrid One is blind. Pusha fell in his trap, but this is a story thread, and what he said still counted. And so the story became ruined by the Madrid One, yet revived by talismanic Iras who was running to catch a certain bald genius named Borja f***ing Great Valero but ruptured his anterior cruciate ligament.

Part 6: INTENSE CREATIVE DIALOGUE

And so the thread was bumped by PinePHresh. BMF3 proudly stated, "I will make my contribution." "Why not make it now?", uzonero replied. BMF3 smugly retorted, "Fine then, here it is." Forza grabbed the trolleys and then nicholasmenger asked "what is this thread for?", to which Forza and dostoevsky responded in turn: "go to the first post", "and then join in the fun." nicholasmenger then proclaimed, "my question was five words"..."sparking an intense creative dialogue" said the Milan moderator, Dostoevsky. After speaking his mind, Dostoevsky went and told Bonera to go f*** himself immediately because he is a shite player who makes Antonini look like Humphrey Bogart at his best.

Part 7: MAGICAL BUSH

However, Roma was watching this and whining about how his stupid and horrible blunder against a team who faced his Daddy, seventy two years ago. But Maury wasn't so sure, thus he went on a drunken rampage across town, destroying Abate's land in which Constant was sleeping with his teddy bear named Mr. Duff Miver and dreaming about when he journeyed in the Magical bush in which he discovered the the talent of El Shaarawy which could not be unleashed unless Constant obtained the hairdresser...

THIS IS TO BE CONTINUED....

by Kaladin Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 23:07

Forza

unless Constant obtained the hairdresser

Who is Traore dressed as....

by Ganso Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 23:11

Vibe wrote:Barbrasa's pussy and Ignazio's cazzo

Vibe wrote:Sucking Favalli's old ball sack

Vibe

Part 1: ABATE AND THE SHARK

One day the great Abate went fishing in the lake with Barbara Berlusconi in an Audi which he used to drive into the water. A shark approached them, but it wasn't a shark. It was Alexandre Pato, who loves the taste of Barbara's pussy and Ignazio's cazzo. So they had a threesome and Beppe Favalli joined in, but threw his back out. Nesta also hurt his back sucking Favalli's old ball sack. Urgently they all rushed to push Bonera down the stairs, suddenly a bright light appears and Bonera is beamed up, but he hit the ceiling.

i still remember this

OT,i tried, but its impossible for me to figure out another part of the story.makes no sense at all lol

unless Constant obtained the hairdresser

Who is Traore dressed as....

dafuq?

by Forza Wed 30 Jan 2013 - 0:35

i think it means to find Traore the hairdresser or to find a hairdresser dressed like Traore (who is actually Niang???? Shocked

)

by shamr9pato Tue 5 Feb 2013 - 17:05

new begining.

on the last day of

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