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Allegri covering for Cuckrotta
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Allegri covering for Cuckrotta
Guys, I think the guy who should be most angry at Giuseppe Cuckrotta's antics should be Allegri himself. In his first season the man took a decently strong but not spectacular Juventus to achampions league final. Club was poised to push on and become a power, w maybe 1-2 solid additions. Insteas he loses some crucial pieces, including his midfield engine. The next season become a sort of rebuild gelling season, and yet despite a shaky start Allegri manages to find a working formation and win the scudetto. Again he loses a crucial piece in pogba. Readjusts again to make the champions league final, but here pays the price for cuckrotta's moronic moves and the gap in quality is evident. Now, again when juventus are in a reasonable position to actually make the next step, cuckrotta sells half of the infamous backline.
The problem is twofold. Allegri is an excellent tactician who is able to still scrape results with a shit hand. The team is in fact being weakened, and this is obvious to objective observers, but cuck apologists can point to the results and delude themselves saying "how can you question Cuckrotta? His cuckold ways have got us 4 scudettiin a row!!!," It was allegri's skill that got them there, and spares cuckrotta his deserved infamy. At the end of the day the joke is on them. In a tourney like the cl when you rely more on tactics instead of talent, you leave yourself less room for error. There will be no gamechangers to save you when things do not go according to plan, and you may knock out 1 giant, but not the 2-3 in succession. The best analogy i can think of is his. Cuckrotta is like a dieter who claims to stick to a diet, but whenever he sees a burger king, he is obligated to go in and order a big mac. His hands are tied. And of course it is allegri whose reputation sufferswhen his team falls at the final hurdle.
The problem is twofold. Allegri is an excellent tactician who is able to still scrape results with a shit hand. The team is in fact being weakened, and this is obvious to objective observers, but cuck apologists can point to the results and delude themselves saying "how can you question Cuckrotta? His cuckold ways have got us 4 scudettiin a row!!!," It was allegri's skill that got them there, and spares cuckrotta his deserved infamy. At the end of the day the joke is on them. In a tourney like the cl when you rely more on tactics instead of talent, you leave yourself less room for error. There will be no gamechangers to save you when things do not go according to plan, and you may knock out 1 giant, but not the 2-3 in succession. The best analogy i can think of is his. Cuckrotta is like a dieter who claims to stick to a diet, but whenever he sees a burger king, he is obligated to go in and order a big mac. His hands are tied. And of course it is allegri whose reputation sufferswhen his team falls at the final hurdle.
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Yeah, blame Marotta for the fact that Bonucci pissed off Allegri and the team.
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Re: Allegri covering for Cuckrotta
gnrfan wrote: but whenever he sees a burger king, he is obligated to go in and order a big mac.
burger king-> whooper, Mcdonalds-> big mac
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Surely one of the worst threads in the relatively short yet illustrious history of threads
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"The best analogy i can think of is his. Cuckrotta is like a dieter who claims to stick to a diet, but whenever he sees a burger king, he is obligated to go in and order a big mac"
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I like this thread TBH
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Re: Allegri covering for Cuckrotta
Allegri is a trooper.
Sees his best players leave every season without complaining.
Unlike that pussy Conte who had a fit over Giaccherini potentially leaving.
Sees his best players leave every season without complaining.
Unlike that pussy Conte who had a fit over Giaccherini potentially leaving.
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Sciacca is that you?
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BarrileteCosmico wrote:"The best analogy i can think of is his. Cuckrotta is like a dieter who claims to stick to a diet, but whenever he sees a burger king, he is obligated to go in and order a big mac"
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Never cringed so much in my life.
2 cuck threads in a Week. Gnrfan subconsciously wants to be cucked. I'd be happy to oblige brah send me your girlfriends number xoxo
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