The Unofficial Funny Twitter Comments By Footballers Thread

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

From our very own Sammy Ameobi.......

Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi
Seriously need to learn how to cook, I'm sooooo hungry... #wheresmum

:lol!:

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Someone sticky this. I'm expecting some epic quotes.

[TheRedStag]

@JoeMcClennan10
Joe McClennan @LucasLeiva87 ** the worst player to ever wear a lfc shirt. Ive considerd not supporting the club when i see u trott onto the pitch



LucasLeiva87 Lucas Leiva
@ @JoeMcClennan10 and you have got the worst photo on twitter hahahah

need to look at the picture and you'll see Lucas is right.

#BOSS

[RealGunner]

lol Frimpong will dominate this thread

[TheRedStag]

lol Frimpong will dominate this thread

DO TELL

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Who bumped this LOL

I made this in July lmao

[TheRedStag]

Who bumped this LOL

I made this in July lmao

Clearly it was me.

This thread needs to be used more often.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Dean Windass ‏@DWindass10
What's the point in us english ex footballs doing our badgers never going 2 get jobs don't have 2 say why!

Dean Windass ‏@DWindass10
Uafa A and uafa B license that's wot I mean!

[Art Morte]

Southampton's 17-year-old left-back Luke Shaw's analysis on the club's managerial change:

Luke Shaw @Luke_shaw3
Very confused lol

[Vlad the Impaler]

The link of that photography:

http://pic.twitter.com/qK8yWw3c

[TheRedStag]

Who bumped this LOL

It was made this in July lmao

[CBarca]

Gareth Bale ‏@GarethBale11

Another hat-trick for Ronaldo! I think he's the best all round player in the world right now #ballondor2013 :p

Bale ffs

[RealGunner]

Samuel Ameobi ‏@Sammy_Ameobi
Need to brush up on my French because this is just getting ridiculous lol

[Vibe]

If I have learned anything from following footballers on twitter,it is that they are idiots and have nothing to say.

[urbaNRoots]

Not a footballers comment, but...

AFC Wimbledon ‏@AFCWimbledon
We have had the ballboys in early for training today ahead of tonight’s televised match pic.twitter.com/xPEeTUdn

[cyberman]

Rio
17 yo ball boys, is that a windup? Is being a ball boy a career move now?
Paraphrased

[rwo power]

17 yo ball boys, is that a windup? Is being a ball boy a career move now?
Paraphrased

Maradona thought that then 20-year old Thomas Müller was a ballboy in a PK in 2010

[Kaladin]

Nuri Sahin was a ballboy too

[Red Alert]

Jimmy Kebe ‏@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding !!!!

Jimmy Kebe ‏@JKebe
Oups i thought if you're french and play football u just pop in to Newcastle and sign a contract Not a chance of leaving #LoveReadingFc#

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BBC:

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Reading deny Jimmy Kebe is on his way to Newcastle and say the message on his Twitter account was intended as a joke.

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Reading winger Jimmy Kebe on Twitter: "On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 year contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding."

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Reading winger Jimmy Kebe announces on Twitter that he is to join Newcastle United on a four-year contract, subject to a medical.

Trolled.

[aford92]

Ironically no Newcastle fan mentioned this before he said it was a joke because nobody wanted that waste of space.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Actually Jimmy you have to be half decent too ! he just made himself look like a right moron tbh as no one cared

[The Messiah]

and why is Goallegacy not following me back on twitter.


The name is Bosslineage Bayern, follow me please. New to it.

Pardon me if I derailed the thread

[Albiceleste]

25 mins Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker
Whenever I tweet about my playing days, I always get a number of reminders that I sh*t myself in a World Cup game. Thanks for that

4 mins Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker
I mean what's a fella supposed to do if he's unwell? "Excuse me ref can I pop to the loo?"

Just saw this in my feed

Hold it til halftime like puncheon ffs

[TheRedStag]

Unwell, ya sure. Afraid of the Irish more like.

That is a funny tweet though.

[RealGunner]

Not funny but amazing gesture

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